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[Mo1]

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[Mo1]

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[Mo1]

I was going looking through some old threads

And well .. Just wanted to send a big HOWDY Y'all

Memories

[Mo1]

And the Funkle of the Year Award goes to ..

I had forgotten how funny this one was ... LOL

[sweetliberty]

I can honestly say I have never once been to Lucianne.com since I have been online. Never felt so inclined. But I'm glad that y'all found FR.

[Mo1]

Lucianne's isn't a bad site .. but they got a little carried away with the rules and the BIG red warning ..

Here's another oldie .. I miss the tag line FR use to have ..

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b7fe64f1ec7.htm

And I'm missing a lot of sleep also .. I better get off before I'm up all night AGAIN

[sweetliberty]

Yeah me too. G'night Mo.

[Mo1]

OK .. one more and off to bed .. Seems there are other things one can do with cooking oil .. hehe


http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b79740854c9.htm#4

[Mo1]

ATM's - After months of observation, scientists have discovered
distinct differences between Male and Female uses of drive-up ATM
machines.

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to
machine.
3. Set parking Break. Put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate card.
5. Turn the radio down.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9.Re-insert card right way up
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on
the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check make-up again.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into
the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male
drivers queuing behind.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26. Release Parking Brake.

[lodwick]

Morning all - great ketchup reading and remembering back in the day. ;-)

[Servant of the Nine]

From the last thread

I heard about that. That is just messed up. Nusing past a year old is a bit much, but 8???

Once they can talk and become little restaurant critics, it's time to stop.

So9

[Servant of the Nine]

Oh, goody. It seems that Martha Stewart and other execs of her company sold $75 million in stock of er company the first half of this year without reporting it to the SEC. Someone is getting sued by her stockholders now.

SO9

[ValerieUSA]

Hey Mo - you still sleepin'?? I just read this link you posted - now I could spend the whole day re-reading the old threads. Stop Me!

[Mo1]

I had heard she sold a boat load .. but I didn't know she didn't report it to the SEC

SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE ... NA NA NA NA NA

[catpuppy]

Mornin'. Just stopping by before going out the door. Returned from Florida last night after a great few days at the beach. Hope all are well here.

[Mo1]

I got a couple hours ..

Yep I spent hours last night reading them and had a pretty good chuckle ..

[Servant of the Nine]

Oh, Lord.

Fox is reporting that Michael Jackson has bred again, producing another child.

Blegh!!

So9

[ValerieUSA]

Hiya catpuppy. Did you remember to baste yourself in cooking oil before sunning on the Florida beach? That's Mo's technique. We all think she's just brilliant... brilliant red. *L*

[ValerieUSA]

I saw the thread on Prince Michael the Second AKA Number Three. I think a crime must be involved in the production and distribution of "his" children.

[Servant of the Nine]

Now Fox is saying Gretta will have Anna Nichole Smith tonight. Didn't say have her on the show, just have her. They said "see Anna as you have never seen her before".

Intelegent?
Sophisticated?
Witty?
Straight?

I think we have already seen her in every other possible way

So9

[Mo1]

Morning Pup .. you went to Florida without me??? snif

And ignore what Val said about the oil .. I was young and stupid