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Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?
VANITY | TODAY | SELF

Posted on 04/20/2007 11:50:28 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.


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To: Tax-chick

Good morning!

Yummy breakfast.


881 posted on 07/03/2009 5:34:40 AM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Before I have it for lunch, I’ll throw in another can of chickpeas and some leftover brocolli.


882 posted on 07/03/2009 5:52:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
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To: fanfan; Tax-chick

Yup.
Thought it was just a bad sprain.
We were doing our 10K march, and got ambushed by a machinegun nest by the roadside.
Well, I jumped off the road and forgot that Fort Sill has elevated roads with six foot tall prairie grass next to them.
So everyone saw me vanish into fanning waves of amber grain with a look of stupefied surprise on my face.
Then I bounced on one foot.

After the road march, Drillsar Larson and I argued about whether or not I was going to the TMC.
(For the record, I said I wasn’t going, and he detailed a group of bruisers to take me in the morning before first formation. The cheat.)

Then I did my best to continue training.
(I did NOT want to be a holdover.)
I also got yelled at for trying to remove the cast.
Repeatedly.
Once by the Captain.
“Keller, what are you up to now?!” was the buzzphrase.
(It was always “Keller”, not “private” like with everyone else. Dunno why.)

Graduated Fort Sill class of “4896.” (4Aug96 begin date..)

Anoreth did her run on a busted foot?
Tough young lady you got there TC, let her know she’s worried about by us please.
Two busted toes?
Sounds quite excruciating actually.
Dunno how that compares to a metatarsal fracture, but I bet it sang pretty.
(I sang pretty too, especially when the nurse poked my foot and then said, “Hey, you broke it!.”)


883 posted on 07/03/2009 6:22:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: fanfan

Morning!
We have a ckear day so far! It will probably be hottern’ heck in a few hours.


884 posted on 07/03/2009 6:31:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN! ~~ [Borrowed from redhead])
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To: Tax-chick

It is well known that when you fall, cats run up to check you over not to see if you are hurt, but to see if you are hurt enough for them to take down.


885 posted on 07/03/2009 6:32:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Xenalyte
Naughty Teacher ping.
Two links, two very different teachers.
Didn't check to see if they were posted already.
So I linked 'em here in the latest incarnation of the Undead Thread.

Oh.. the triple x teacher has an e-addy on the page...

886 posted on 07/03/2009 6:40:39 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Monkey Face; All

Drive by post...

Getting the bikes ready for a weekend ride to Leavenworth. It’s going to be HOT HOT HOT and my booty is going to be very sore by the time we get back on Sunday.

Dog is at the sitter’s, and the cats are enjoying his absense. Daughter is MIA, I hope she returns today to feed the fish.

Enjoy the 4th of July, everyone!!!


887 posted on 07/03/2009 6:54:56 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (I'm the one Janet warned you about)
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To: Darksheare

Remarkable story. Isn’t Oklahoma a great place ;-)?

I ran with broken toes; Anoreth did hers with the stress fracture, which she’d already mentioned in her note written Sunday. She doesn’t believe in pain until someone makes her!


888 posted on 07/03/2009 7:44:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Leave the presence of a fool, for there you do not meet words of knowledge."~Pr. 14:7)
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To: Tax-chick

889 posted on 07/03/2009 8:44:51 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Seaman Recruit Anoreth broke her foot. Prayers requested!)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick
Or, as the late great professional hunter Peter Capstick said, "the only reason there aren't more maneating Siamese cats is they're just not big enough."


890 posted on 07/03/2009 8:48:07 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: AnAmericanMother

Devil kittehs!
I believe I read some books of Mr. Capstick.


891 posted on 07/03/2009 8:57:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Seaman Recruit Anoreth broke her foot. Prayers requested!)
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To: Tax-chick
"Death in the Long Grass", "Death in the Silent Places", "The Maneaters".

I met him once at a book signing at Abercrombie & Fitch (back when they were a real outdoors store, not a purveyor of soft porn to teenyboppers). Cool guy.

Two of the three kittehs in that cat bed have gone on to their reward -- the one in front was the one you had to watch out for. 14 pound male Blue Point Attack Cat.

892 posted on 07/03/2009 9:07:08 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: AnAmericanMother

Ah, yes. I read at least two of those.


893 posted on 07/03/2009 9:13:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Seaman Recruit Anoreth broke her foot. Prayers requested!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Safe journey!!


894 posted on 07/03/2009 10:34:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN! ~~ [Borrowed from redhead])
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To: Monkey Face

thanks face! made it here in good order but we are all tired from a sleepless night. i just too a 3 hour nap which helps. TYS is out cold. big tstorm in progress.


895 posted on 07/03/2009 12:01:15 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Neda Agha-Soltan - murdered by illegitimate government)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh yes, Oklahoma was a lovely and lively place.
I could have done without the giant mosquito plague and the supersized crickets though.

She didn’t happen to have the instructors thrust a signed sick call slip under her nose first thing in the morning did she?
(I’m thinking “Yes” as that seemed to be standard among the DrillSars. And yes, my signature was already on the slip... somehow. Probably DrillSar Harrison, master of many voices and writing skills.)


896 posted on 07/03/2009 12:31:38 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: AnAmericanMother; Tax-chick

Doesn’t stop them from trying new and unique ways of inflicting bodily harm upon the humans.
*chuckle*

My Kearen borg cat still nips my ankles, she seems to think if she takes out the Achilles tendon she stands a chance of taking me down.


897 posted on 07/03/2009 12:32:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: sionnsar

OK...I missed the memo...where are you now?


898 posted on 07/03/2009 1:34:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN! ~~ [Borrowed from redhead])
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To: Monkey Face

Afternoon! I found some bananas getting gross, so I’m making banana bread. With chocolate chips, so I won’t eat any, because chocolate disagrees with babies.


899 posted on 07/03/2009 1:54:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Seaman Recruit Anoreth broke her foot. Prayers requested!)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I have some bananas getting gross, too. You want them, as well?


900 posted on 07/03/2009 2:00:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN! ~~ [Borrowed from redhead])
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