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LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles
The Arcata Eye ^ | 5/12/10

Posted on 05/15/2010 3:16:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.

On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

(Excerpt) Read more at arcataeye.com ...


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; dude; holdmuhlsd; idiot; lsd; napl; stuckonstupid
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1 posted on 05/15/2010 3:16:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Give LSD to a liberal today.


2 posted on 05/15/2010 3:17:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good stuff.


3 posted on 05/15/2010 3:20:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???


4 posted on 05/15/2010 3:20:33 PM PDT by ohiobuckeye1997
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To: Slings and Arrows

Elena Bobbit approves of this message!


5 posted on 05/15/2010 3:22:16 PM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

By all means, let’s legalize drugs! Morons.


6 posted on 05/15/2010 3:24:11 PM PDT by upsdriver (ret.)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997

“Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???”

Absolutely. This individual deserves it just as richly as the gent who tossed an M-80 firecracker at his girlfriend on the sidewalk from a moving car. (He didn’t remember the window was up, and the firework bounced back into his lap.)

Darwin Awards - best avoided altogether!


7 posted on 05/15/2010 3:25:06 PM PDT by PreciousLiberty (In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Psychoactives do tend to cause deeply buried fears to well up. I suspect this man was very ambivalent about his sexuality to begin with, and the relentless male-bashing leftist culture didn’t help matters.

Odds are high that he’s a Democrat. Republicans and conservatives tend to view having balls as a good thing, metaphorically speaking, and wouldn’t dream of excising them at all, let alone on some acid-fuelled whimsy.


8 posted on 05/15/2010 3:25:47 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???

It's very difficult but I think this loser/winner succeeded. You don't have to die, just remove yourself from the genepool.

9 posted on 05/15/2010 3:25:53 PM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Mexico presents a more profound threat to our territorial integrity than Germany or Japan ever did.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Bigtime Darwin Award Winner!


10 posted on 05/15/2010 3:25:56 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997

If so, this guy’s the poster boy.


11 posted on 05/15/2010 3:27:34 PM PDT by FourPeas (God Bless America)
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To: Slings and Arrows

In my mis spent youth I took acid on more than a few occasions but I never considered anything near denutting myself.

Do do something like that requires that one have serious issues to begin with.


12 posted on 05/15/2010 3:27:38 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Slings and Arrows
Based on the reactions these idiots are having, it must have been some seriously potent acid...........................

Not that I would know anything about that...........

13 posted on 05/15/2010 3:28:12 PM PDT by Popman (Balsa wood: Obama Presidential timber)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Turn on, tune in, cut em off.

Must have been the brown acid.


14 posted on 05/15/2010 3:28:36 PM PDT by HerrBlucher (END THE WAR ON LIBERTY!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
In 1969 I had a Soc prof whose eyes blinked like an owl It made the classes more interesting.
15 posted on 05/15/2010 3:28:44 PM PDT by Domangart
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To: Slings and Arrows

Arcata...old time hippie meets envirowacko meets lumberjack turf and ground zero for the domestic pot business

very freaky area of Amerika


16 posted on 05/15/2010 3:29:17 PM PDT by wardaddy (never been particularly pious but I stand with Franklin Graham...bigtime...you betcha...ya'll)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ve done a hit or two of acid back in the daze, and this seems a bit strange to me.

Sounds like a 50’s style scare tactic.


17 posted on 05/15/2010 3:29:25 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: Slings and Arrows
I did a bunch of LSD early 70s....high potency stuff

never wanted to cut my balls off..

and I am just fine...ask anyone who knows me...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

18 posted on 05/15/2010 3:30:49 PM PDT by wardaddy (never been particularly pious but I stand with Franklin Graham...bigtime...you betcha...ya'll)
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To: cripplecreek

Or, then again, envision some left-coast mush-minded schmoe on a trip and contemplating his jewels. Then, the room temperature changes ... aaiieee, it’s alive, lol.


19 posted on 05/15/2010 3:31:43 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Slings and Arrows
I cant post this pic of Timothy Leary...

He may have been frightened of Oranginal Sin

20 posted on 05/15/2010 3:31:43 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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