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LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles
The Arcata Eye ^ | 5/12/10

Posted on 05/15/2010 3:16:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.

On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; dude; holdmuhlsd; idiot; lsd; napl; stuckonstupid
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To: Slings and Arrows

21 posted on 05/15/2010 3:32:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ouch!.)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997

This deserves an entirely new category in the Darwin Awards, and it should be named in this guy’s honor to recognize the sheer genius of the first recepient.


22 posted on 05/15/2010 3:33:21 PM PDT by centurion316
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To: Charles Henrickson

LoL!


23 posted on 05/15/2010 3:33:53 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: RegulatorCountry
Psychoactives do tend to cause deeply buried fears to well up. I suspect this man was very ambivalent about his sexuality to begin with, and the relentless male-bashing leftist culture didn’t help matters.

Odds are high that he’s a Democrat. Republicans and conservatives tend to view having balls as a good thing,

So RINOS should avoid LSD at all costs.

24 posted on 05/15/2010 3:34:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself”

Hopefully he never reproduced prior to removing himself from the gene pool. The “legalize it” folks are sure to be all over this thread.


25 posted on 05/15/2010 3:34:43 PM PDT by Grunthor (Over YOUR dead body!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

More than once this was Saturday lunch at college

Never even once considered mutilating myself, though.........

26 posted on 05/15/2010 3:35:11 PM PDT by Popman (Balsa wood: Obama Presidential timber)
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To: Slings and Arrows

At least he won’t reproduce, now.


27 posted on 05/15/2010 3:35:57 PM PDT by FreeAtlanta (Hey, Barack "Hubris" Obama, $10 is all it would take, why spend millions to cover it up?)
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To: sit-rep
I’ve done a hit or two of acid back in the daze, and this seems a bit strange to me. Sounds like a 50’s style scare tactic.

Let's ask the newest member of the Vienna Boys Choir.

28 posted on 05/15/2010 3:36:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I was under the impression that RINOS don’t have them to lose.


29 posted on 05/15/2010 3:37:11 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Slings and Arrows

The Arcata Eye’s police blotter is very unique....been a favorite for years.


30 posted on 05/15/2010 3:37:16 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Watch out! He’s got backup!


31 posted on 05/15/2010 3:37:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Popman

Only tried them once...

there was a 20 minute span of tremendous discomfort when ya peaked. Other than that, great buzz. That 20 minutes though was enough to sway me from ever tryin’ em again...


32 posted on 05/15/2010 3:37:55 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: Slings and Arrows

lol...


33 posted on 05/15/2010 3:38:33 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: sit-rep

Woah! That was a bad trip man!


34 posted on 05/15/2010 3:38:43 PM PDT by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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To: wardaddy

You are still trying to wash away the memories of your drugged days. LOL


35 posted on 05/15/2010 3:39:32 PM PDT by B4Ranch ("You cannot defeat an enemy you will not define.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Shouldn’t that have been...

...?

36 posted on 05/15/2010 3:39:46 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RegulatorCountry

I just don’t get all of the bad trip nd flashback stuff? Not to confess too much but some of these people must have had some really bad problems before trying LSD.I never have experinced either bad trip or flashbacks but we always knew if we felt or thought something that it wasn’t real. According to what Timothy Leary used to say I would be considered legally insane so I know what I’m talking about.


37 posted on 05/15/2010 3:40:23 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Slings and Arrows

well, potential monsters anyway ... score one for Darwin


38 posted on 05/15/2010 3:41:15 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
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To: Popman

Oh man! LOL Peanutbutter makes you also want to drink massive amounts of beer which combined with the prior makes for one nasty hangover! LOL


39 posted on 05/15/2010 3:41:57 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Popman

The perp started out Crunchy-Style, but now he’s definitely Creamy-Style.


40 posted on 05/15/2010 3:42:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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