Congress and the US were all Hollywood in masks...My work is done (oops ZOTTED) here

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[modest proposal]

obama - adam sandler george w - jeff bridges clinton - brad pitt george bush - MAYBE mel gibson al gore - chris cooper kareena gore - kim basinger hillary clinton - sharon stone chelsea clinton - rebecca gay heart jenna bush - bree olsen barbara bush jr - jennifer love hewitt barbara bush - susan sarandon romney - harrison ford ann romney - natalie portman joe lieberman - dana carvey? napolitano - phoebe cates John edwards - tom cruise elizabeth edwards - ginnifer goodwin santorum - jack dempsey ? howard dean - kevin spacey mark sanford - christian bale jenny sanford - kerry russell spitzer - ed harris ashley dupree- daisy fuentes gabrielle giffords - larisa oleynik ron paul- james van der beek nancy reagan - sissy spacek

qaddafi - mike starr

senate

daniel inouye - george soros john boehner - chevy chase harry reid - owen wilson mitch mcconnell - mark zuckerberg john kyl - luke wilson patty murray - alyson hannigan debbie stabenow - meryl streep daniel akaka - robert beltran barbara boxer - debbie fisher john thune - colin firth saxby chamblis - jeff bridges olympia snowe- sandra bullock roger wicker - prince harry kevin mccarthy - matt dilon?? pete sessions - brian austen green john carter - mel gibson nancy pelosi - julia roberts? steny hoyer - alan cummings john lewis - samuel l. jackson maxine waters - melanie griffith ? jan schakowsky - laura dern? joseph crowley - matthew lilard g.k. butterfield - nathan lane debbie wasserman schultz - sarah michelle gellar rosa de lauro - demi moore john mccain - tom cruise john boozman - dominic monaghan michael bennet - ashton kutcher richard blumenthal - rob lowe bill nelson - tom skerrit marco rubio - mark sanchez? Johnny isakson - hugh laurie? dick durbin - gary sinise? jerry moran - ian ziering mary landrieu - shannon doherty susan collins - jennie garth Barbara milkulski - gabrielle carteris john kerry - rupert everett? amy klobuchar - leanne rimes al franken - tom hanks roger wicker - prince harry ? clair mccaskill - cristina ricci John ensign - charlie sheen jeanne shaheen - kirsten dunst kelly ayotte - katie holmes? jeff bingaman - hugo weaving chuck schumer - steve martin Jim inhofe - kevin costner ron wyden - jack reed - liev schreiber lamar alexander - ron howard patrick leahy - donald trump herb kohl - ed harris cathy mcmorris rodgers - katie lee ron johnson - james marsden mike enzi - drew carrey ?

House of representatives

Joe Bonner - Matt Damon ? Martha Roby- Liv Tyler? Mike Rodgers - Joel Osmont ed norton? robert aderholt- Joshua Jackson mo brooks - martin freeman spencer bachus- david hyde pierce terri sewell - brandy don young - martin short paul gosar - ryan gosling trent franks - edward norton ben quayle - jared leto George Miller - Jimmy Buffett

[Chode]

just damn, i think yer prolly right...

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!

[PA Engineer]

I am tired but I’ve figured this all out waiting for your estate. I am guessing it took you years to pull out of them and it only took me months observing them coming at me on drugs and connecting it with world history I had learnt in strange public schools which probably had plants in them.

Dude. Get back on your meds. Schizophrenia is treatable. If you are not under medical care then get yourself to a hospital for a 24 hour admission. Really.

[Arrowhead1952]

[TheOldLady]

So long, modest proposal (Posting History)

Hat Tip to Old Sarge and dynachrome

Possibly hijacked account gets closed in a fiery arc of flaming tar and feathers




You can be crazy, but never threaten Lazamataz


Thank you JoeProBono

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[Grizzled Bear]

I was once out strolling one very hot summer’s day

When I thought I’d lay myself down to rest

In a big field of tall grass

I laid there in the sun and felt it carressing my face

As I fell asleep and dreamed

I dreamed I was in a hollywood movie

And that I was the star of the movie

This really blew my mind

The fact that me an overfed long haired leaping gnome

Should be the star of a hollywood movie, hmmm

But there I was

I was taken to a place

The hall of the mountain kings

I stood high by the mountain tops

Naked to the world

In front of

Every kind of girl

There was long one’s, tall ones, short ones, brown ones,

Black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones

Out of the middle, came a lady

She whispered in my ear

Something crazy

She said,

(Chorus x4)

Spill the wine, take that pearl

I thought to myself, what could that mean

Am I going crazy, or is this just a dream

Now wait a minute

I know I’m lying in a field of grass somewhere

So it’s all in my head

And then I heard her say one more time

(Chorus x4)

Spill the wine dig that girl

I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back

As she disappeared, but soon she returned

In her hand was a bottle of wine

In the other a glass

She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass

And raised it to her lips

And just before she drank it, she said

take the wine dig that girl

spill the wine, dig that girl

spill the wine, dig that girl

spill the wine, dig that girl

take that girl, yeah!

It’s on girl, all you gotta do is spill that wine

spill that wine, let me feel, let me feel hot, yeah! yeah!

spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine,

spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine,

dig that girl!

[2111USMC]

I had no idea that PCP was still in vogue.

[momtothree]

You have to admit... our Lazamataz is quite good at dealing with lunatics. I don’t think I have laughed OUT LOUD at a thread this hard in some time!

[TheOldLady]

Lazamataz is a FR institution, and he is excellent at dealing with anything and anyone. I love to see the carnage that results from anyone underestimating him. He's a wonder. And you're right, funny as heck. You just can't buy that kind of talent. [removes heart from sleeve and wanders off]  

[Lazamataz]

I love you hon. And I love being underestimated. :)

[Lazamataz]

Thank you dearheart. :)

[Lazamataz]

You can be crazy, but never threaten Lazamataz

LOL I just caught this. Nice touch. :)

[TheOldLady]

You’re the best, Laz. It’s great knowing you and being your friend.

[SunkenCiv]

That Zot would hit it.

[TheOldLady]

We aim to please!

[Marcella]

I just read this thread and you were amazing, graphic after graphic. You really are special.

[Lazamataz]

You really are special.

True! And I even get to ride the special bus!

[Darksheare]