Skip to comments.Woman Wants 'Too Much Sex' - Man Calls Cops
Posted on 04/14/2012 11:08:02 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A desperate man in Munich fled onto a balcony and called police for protection after his insatiable companion on a one-night stand refused to let him leave her flat, police said on Thursday.
The 43-year-old man had met a woman four years his senior in a bar in the southern German city on Monday and she took him back to her apartment for sex, a police spokesman said in a statement.
"There they had sexual intercourse several times," the spokesman said.
"When the 47-year-old wanted even more, her partner said no."
The man then tried to leave the apartment but the woman prevented him from escaping and demanded he have sex with her again.
"Because the 43-year-old saw no other alternative, he complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment," the spokesman said.
"But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police."
The woman "then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity but was unsuccessful".
She is now facing possible charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint.
I keep reading & rereading his last work “It Wasn’t Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun”. Lewis was a feminist’s worst nightmare, somebody who laughed at them.
Hard to believe it’s eighteen years already.
So the first several times it’s just sex but after that it becomes sexual assualt.
Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much
vitamin E I can get my hands on.
Lewis Grizzard was a legend where I’m from...I didn’t discover him until after he died (I was only 9 when it happened), and started reading some of his books out of curiosity. There’s also an archive of every column he ever wrote on-line...
Man, if only he was alive today...I can’t imagine what a field day he’d be having with Obama-land.
“What does the note say?”
“Meet me in my dwessing woom.”
Laz, your tag line takes on new meaning in this thread! ; )
This lady was making a German spectacle of herself...
You might also like Patrick F. Mcmanus even if he's a Damn Yankee..
You might also like Patrick F. McManus even if he's a Damn Yankee..
Sorry. I said I was a damn yankee ☺
They had sexual intercourse several times and then a few more times? And he’s in his 40s? Sir, I salute you.
Grizzard was beyond hilarious and was so ahead of the country on mocking PC BS.
I remember him mocking the campaign against eggs in the 70’s.
“what! 2 eggs over easy with hashbrowns!!!? You’re a dead man!”
Frou bn ein der Weiner!
So they found outlawed apparati there as well?
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