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Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself
news.com.au ^
| July 15, 2013
Posted on 07/16/2013 12:37:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A MAN was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel.
The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet.
The man suffered minor injuries from the bite; fortunately the snake was not venomous.
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It is 'snake season' currently in the Middle East and among the most dangerous are the black snake or desert cobra, the horned desert viper, the Palestinian viper which is the most common poisonous snake in Israel, the saw-scaled viper, or the false horned viper.
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To: Slings and Arrows
‘Man’s penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself’
I hate when that happens!
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posted on
07/16/2013 2:34:53 AM PDT
by
Main Street
(Stuck in traffic.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Wouldn’t you be if something were trying to take a dump in your swimming pool?
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posted on
07/16/2013 2:48:24 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: shibumi
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posted on
07/16/2013 3:02:28 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(.......Uber Alice!.......)
To: Slings and Arrows
Eeeeeeeeeeeek!
LOVE THAT!
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posted on
07/16/2013 3:03:03 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(.......Uber Alice!.......)
To: Main Street; shibumi
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posted on
07/16/2013 3:08:16 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(.......Uber Alice!.......)
To: Slings and Arrows
Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself If I was him, I'd stick with that story.
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posted on
07/16/2013 3:28:26 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(Doing the same thing and expecting different results is called software engineering.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Why did the man try to use the toilet when the snake was relieving himself?
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posted on
07/16/2013 5:15:00 AM PDT
by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; GQuagmire; IYAS9YAS; ...
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♀☹☠☣☢★☆
☆★☢☣☠☹♂
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To: Salamander
Good day to stay in bed...
Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes!?!
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posted on
07/16/2013 8:06:42 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
To: Gaffer
Hmmm...where’s Carl Rowan when we need him?
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posted on
07/16/2013 10:20:20 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Salamander
Hey, I like Hot Pockets too.
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posted on
07/16/2013 10:21:23 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: verga
Why did the man try to use the toilet when the snake was relieving himself?People these days got no manners. (Or headline-writing skills.)
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posted on
07/16/2013 10:23:40 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
I did not know there was a “Mangled Genitals” ping list.
Would you please add me.
;o)
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posted on
07/16/2013 11:50:43 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(To the GOPe ~ Chickens...comin' home...to roost!)
To: dixiechick2000; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv
I did not know there was a Mangled Genitals ping list. It doesn't come up very often.
Just because.
To: martin_fierro
LOLOL!
Seriously, guys...........LOLOL!
Still...add me. ;-)
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posted on
07/17/2013 11:44:43 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(To the GOPe ~ Chickens...comin' home...to roost!)
To: dixiechick2000
Come the day when the snake doesn’t consider it.
That’s the problem.
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posted on
11/26/2013 1:27:20 AM PST
by
noodler
(!)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Don’t whiz on the snake in the toilet” Thought everyone knew that..
To: noodler
Love your home page. I admire "regular" guys. 😊
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posted on
11/26/2013 11:20:47 PM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(To the GOPe ~ we have more Wacko Birds than you have Elitists. Game on!)
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