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Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself
news.com.au ^ | July 15, 2013

Posted on 07/16/2013 12:37:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A MAN was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel.

The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet.

The man suffered minor injuries from the bite; fortunately the snake was not venomous.

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It is 'snake season' currently in the Middle East and among the most dangerous are the black snake or desert cobra, the horned desert viper, the Palestinian viper which is the most common poisonous snake in Israel, the saw-scaled viper, or the false horned viper.

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To: Slings and Arrows

‘Man’s penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself’

I hate when that happens!


21 posted on 07/16/2013 2:34:53 AM PDT by Main Street (Stuck in traffic.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wouldn’t you be if something were trying to take a dump in your swimming pool?


22 posted on 07/16/2013 2:48:24 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: shibumi

23 posted on 07/16/2013 3:02:28 AM PDT by Salamander (.......Uber Alice!.......)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Eeeeeeeeeeeek!

LOVE THAT!


24 posted on 07/16/2013 3:03:03 AM PDT by Salamander (.......Uber Alice!.......)
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To: Main Street; shibumi

Meh...you could have worse days.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110521081030/warriorsofmyth/images/1/14/DnD_Medusa.jpg

:)


25 posted on 07/16/2013 3:08:16 AM PDT by Salamander (.......Uber Alice!.......)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself

If I was him, I'd stick with that story.

26 posted on 07/16/2013 3:28:26 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Doing the same thing and expecting different results is called software engineering.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Why did the man try to use the toilet when the snake was relieving himself?
27 posted on 07/16/2013 5:15:00 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; GQuagmire; IYAS9YAS; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

☆★☢☣☠☹♂

28 posted on 07/16/2013 7:42:24 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Salamander
Good day to stay in bed...

Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes!?!

29 posted on 07/16/2013 8:06:42 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS
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To: Gaffer

Hmmm...where’s Carl Rowan when we need him?


30 posted on 07/16/2013 10:20:20 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

Hey, I like Hot Pockets too.


31 posted on 07/16/2013 10:21:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: verga
Why did the man try to use the toilet when the snake was relieving himself?

People these days got no manners. (Or headline-writing skills.)

32 posted on 07/16/2013 10:23:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

I did not know there was a “Mangled Genitals” ping list.

Would you please add me.

;o)


33 posted on 07/16/2013 11:50:43 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (To the GOPe ~ Chickens...comin' home...to roost!)
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To: dixiechick2000; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv
I did not know there was a “Mangled Genitals” ping list.

It doesn't come up very often.

Just because.

34 posted on 07/17/2013 6:51:38 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

LOLOL!

Seriously, guys...........LOLOL!

Still...add me. ;-)


35 posted on 07/17/2013 11:44:43 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (To the GOPe ~ Chickens...comin' home...to roost!)
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To: dixiechick2000

Come the day when the snake doesn’t consider it.
That’s the problem.


36 posted on 11/26/2013 1:27:20 AM PST by noodler (!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Don’t whiz on the snake in the toilet” Thought everyone knew that..


37 posted on 11/26/2013 1:42:58 AM PST by jughandle
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To: noodler
Love your home page. I admire "regular" guys. 😊
38 posted on 11/26/2013 11:20:47 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (To the GOPe ~ we have more Wacko Birds than you have Elitists. Game on!)
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