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Bestiality one step closer to being a crime in Alabama
AL.com ^ | January 30, 2014 | Kyle Whitmire

Posted on 01/31/2014 11:33:03 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

MONTGOMERY, Alabama -- Bestiality is one step closer to being illegal in Alabama after the Alabama Senate today passed a bill to criminalize sexual contact with animals.

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Currently, bestiality is still legal in 14 states and the District of Columbia.

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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: alabama; beastiality; celebrateperversity; consentingadult; lawrencevtexas; napl; sexpositiveagenda; slipperyslope; zoophilia
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Trying to drive the Dims out?
1 posted on 01/31/2014 11:33:03 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Currently, bestiality is still legal in 14 states and the District of Columbia.



2 posted on 01/31/2014 11:34:17 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; chicken head; null and void

lol - too easy


3 posted on 01/31/2014 11:38:23 PM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: F15Eagle

Low-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.


4 posted on 01/31/2014 11:39:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
A Rusty Dewees Comedy skit, approximately:

To old timer real Vermonter farmer, "What do you think of this homosexual marriage thing?"

Farmer, "well I don't now that it's any of my business, but it does seem kinda strange."

Rusty, "Well , everybody knows you've had you way with some of your cows and sheep from time to time".

Awkward silence.

Farmer, "Well, yea, but that doesn't mean I'm going to marry them!"

5 posted on 02/01/2014 12:02:36 AM PST by Mogger (Independence, better fuel economy and performance with American made synthetic oil.)
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To: Mogger

*snicker*

You should’ve seen the story I didn’t dare post.


6 posted on 02/01/2014 12:04:43 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Has to be legal in DC, otherwise Barack & The Wookie would be in big trouble!


7 posted on 02/01/2014 12:05:11 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: ApplegateRanch

> Has to be legal in DC, otherwise Barack & The Wookie would be in big trouble!

Wouldn’t do Mary Matalin any good either.


8 posted on 02/01/2014 12:06:23 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Mogger

Ran into a queer shepherd on our travels. He only slept with rams; wouldn’t have anything to do with an ewe.


9 posted on 02/01/2014 12:07:36 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And no one hangs lower than that fruit!


10 posted on 02/01/2014 12:39:39 AM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: TigersEye

http://instantrimshot.com/


11 posted on 02/01/2014 12:44:29 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It’ll probably get over turned by some liberal judge.


12 posted on 02/01/2014 12:45:51 AM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Think of the homosexual transgender cows!” /sarc.
Udderly appalling.


13 posted on 02/01/2014 12:52:24 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dang, I wish I hadn’t had the volume up so much. I’m awake now! LOL


14 posted on 02/01/2014 12:54:37 AM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: piroque

> It’ll probably get over turned by some liberal judge.

I halfway hope so.


15 posted on 02/01/2014 1:11:48 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare; RichInOC

MOO

[BANG]

MOOO...


16 posted on 02/01/2014 1:14:18 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: TigersEye

Rise ‘n’ shine!


17 posted on 02/01/2014 1:15:08 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It is terrible that I even recall that thread.


18 posted on 02/01/2014 1:25:59 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Awhile back Utah took bestiality as a crime off their law books.

I think they got rid of it because they didn't want that icky word 'bestiality' in their pristine law book, and they didn't want people to think that Utahns needed reminding of not to mess with animals.

19 posted on 02/01/2014 1:32:53 AM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Slings and Arrows

Remember…”moo” means “moo”.


20 posted on 02/01/2014 2:01:58 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Democrats better hide their Velcro gloves!


21 posted on 02/01/2014 2:18:52 AM PST by Carbonsteel
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To: Darksheare

You misspelled “wonderful.”


22 posted on 02/01/2014 3:05:27 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

Sheep don’t vote.


23 posted on 02/01/2014 3:06:31 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RichInOC

Ayn Rand would agree.


24 posted on 02/01/2014 3:09:53 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Carbonsteel

And kilts.


25 posted on 02/01/2014 3:10:29 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Wouldn’t do Mary Matalin any good either.

They actually live in Louisiana.

26 posted on 02/01/2014 3:12:32 AM PST by verga (Poor spiritual health often leads to poor physical and mental health)
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To: F15Eagle; Slings and Arrows; chicken head; null and void

Bestiality is *not* eating animals, silly.


27 posted on 02/01/2014 3:29:14 AM PST by Salamander (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

What does Justice Kennedy think about it?


28 posted on 02/01/2014 3:29:46 AM PST by Jim Noble (When strong, avoid them. Attack their weaknesses. Emerge to their surprise.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nice to see that the last problem facing the people of Alabama has been solved.


29 posted on 02/01/2014 3:43:06 AM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cut off bestiality before it gets carried in with gay marriage, pedophilia and polygamy. It’s good to have some moral limits.


30 posted on 02/01/2014 4:22:51 AM PST by pallis
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>> It’s good to have some moral limits.

Indeed. The limits will be realized.


31 posted on 02/01/2014 4:35:20 AM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

As soon as it is prohibited, that’s when the marriage lawsuits are gonna begin. Disney will make cartoons about interspecies romance, “same love” y’all.


32 posted on 02/01/2014 5:41:32 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: a fool in paradise

The story does mention an exemption for animal husbandry.


33 posted on 02/01/2014 5:57:51 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

> Bestiality is *not* eating animals, silly.

Not exclusively, anyway.


34 posted on 02/01/2014 5:59:10 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I was going to ask about that but I didn’t want to make that connection. So it’s legal if someone is paid to do it?


35 posted on 02/01/2014 5:59:12 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Jim Noble

> What does Justice Kennedy think about it?

Depends how the voices in his heads are feeling.


36 posted on 02/01/2014 6:00:47 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

~~~eating animals~~~

Huh? How did you come up with THAT from my post?


37 posted on 02/01/2014 6:52:06 AM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: a fool in paradise
Already been done nearly 30 years ago.
38 posted on 02/01/2014 7:48:53 AM PST by hout8475
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To: Slings and Arrows
Still spotted in the environs of the whitehut


39 posted on 02/01/2014 7:53:46 AM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Sheep don’t vote”

Thats too baaaaaad! :-)


40 posted on 02/01/2014 8:13:27 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Farmer on trial for ‘abusing’ his horse.

“BUT, every time I asked if I should stop, ‘they’ said NEIGH”.


41 posted on 02/01/2014 8:41:58 AM PST by xrmusn (6/98 --Because you have your head up your arse doesn't mean you have to have a crappy outlook.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

More here.
http://www.examiner.com/article/states-where-bestiality-sex-with-animals-is-legal

“Sadly, in 17 states bestiality/zoophilia is still legal. This includes Guam and American Samoa. The other states where it’s legal are Alabama, Connecticut, Hawaii, Kentucky, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming and the District of Columbia. That’s a sad commentary about our country where this type of atrocity is allowed to go on with virtually no legal ramifications.”

Many years ago I read, in a book on psychological disorders, about a young man from the back hills of Arkansas, whose mother died when he was born, and he was ONLY raised around men.
During WWII, when drafted, the military noticed something wrong with him so gave him the standard homo tests.
They showed him photos of nude women, no reaction.
Then they showed him photos of nude men, no reaction.
They couldn’t figure it out till one doctor looked at the records of his upbringing.

This doctor then showed him photos of a cow. Instant reaction!


42 posted on 02/01/2014 8:51:41 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Can’t say I’m surprised about New Mexico.

Ummm...interesting anecdote. ;^)


43 posted on 02/01/2014 8:56:51 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

> > “Sheep don’t vote”

> Thats too baaaaaad! :-)

Nah, they’d all be Dems.

(Mmmm, low-hanging fruit!)


44 posted on 02/01/2014 8:59:19 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Daffynition

*shrug* It’s legal.


45 posted on 02/01/2014 9:00:02 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Just wait a few years for laws to “evolve,” marry it and enjoy the legal benefits.


46 posted on 02/01/2014 9:22:20 AM PST by DPMD
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To: Slings and Arrows

A good first step toward that end would be to change the wording to “potential reproductive diversity.”


47 posted on 02/01/2014 9:24:15 AM PST by DPMD
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To: Slings and Arrows

Been to Chicago lately?


48 posted on 02/01/2014 9:24:48 AM PST by DPMD
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Sheep don’t vote."

Then how do you explain the past two victories by Obama?

49 posted on 02/01/2014 10:16:54 AM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: who_would_fardels_bear; DPMD
I got there first.
50 posted on 02/01/2014 10:19:57 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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