Posted on 10/09/2004 1:56:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
In today’s DUmmie FUnnies we explore the strange new conspiracy theories of DUmmie paranoia. This paranoia, in its latest incarnation, proposes that the EVIL Republicans will NUKE a city in order to win an election. Of course, this is a plot being promulgated by KARL ROVE, the big boogieman of DUmmie conspiricists. To read the DUmmie conspiracy theories about KARL ROVE you have to believe he NEVER gets any sleep since his fingers are in so many plot pies. Not only did he set up CBS with forged National Guard memos but he is now planning to make a major city radioactive to gain political advantage. This conspiracy theory might sound absurd but in the DUmmie mind it makes absolute sense. So sit back, relax, and enjoy your radioactive popcorn while reading this DUmmie thread which has a half-life of 32,000 years. As usual, the DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the acute observations of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
Will the Rupublicans Nuke a US city to win the election. Is this the "Surprise" Rove was talking about? Do you think they would go this far? After all, they have everything to lose.
[ABSOLUTELY! This makes perfect sense to me!…..Oh Nurse! Could you bring me some skin cream? Those electrodes on my forehead are giving me a rash.]
Republicans are crybabies and they couldn't stand losing to others. They will nuke a city to make a point if they see the benefit from that.
[Damn crybabies! The only real question is if they will use a B-52 or a missile.]
Too much damage to the economy, even for the Aristocracy. No, I don't think they'd do it. On the other hand, I have consistently underestimated how Evil they are from the very first.
[I say we give the EVIL Republicans the benefit of the doubt. They WILL definitely nuke a city. If Bush loses, Berkeley is as good as incinerated.]
They killed 3000 Americans on 9/11. They've killed over 1000 American soliders in Iraq. They've killed - what? - 20,000 Iraqis, many of them civilians. They know that many of them will be going to prison or the gas chamber for treason under President Kerry.
[YUP! You make a reasonable case. It’s incisive posts like yours that makes me PROUD to be part of the DUmmie Forum.]
Will they? No. Unless Bush is really really tanking. Then it would become an issue not of "Would they" but an issue of "How many will they". Think about those suitcase nukes and the dirty bombs. They would have to hit more than one city, since the Repukes always think that all the Dems' base are urban . . .
[Psst! You need to clean up those rant foam stains on your “HATE BUSH!” T-Shirt.]
they would do ANYTHING to win...ANYTHING...power is all to them
[Hmmm….You got me thinking. Maybe the Republicans won’t stop at just nuking one mere city. Now I am considering the fact that they will probably nuke the whole planet and turn Earth into a radioactive wasteland. I better check out the purity of my Precious Bodily Fluids.]
Israel will attack Iran's nu-cu-lar plant and Iran will retaliate against the US in Iraq giving Bush his 3rd war for re-election.
[Yes! Yes! I think I remember reading this scenario on page 238 in “The Protocols of the Elders of Lieberman.”]
Even if ShrubCo stole or cancelled the election by nuking Seattle, how long do you think he'd survive when it came out that he was the one responsible?
[Karl Rove’s fingerprints on the fissionable material would be the giveaway.]
I wouldn't put it past them - I don't seriously doubt that they wouldn't. Nothing is too horrible for repukes.
[“Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.”]
I can just imagine one of the freepers reading this thread and laughing their asses off.
[OH! HO! HO! HO! HO! HEE! HEE! HEE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!……HEY! Where did my ass go?]
I don't doubt for a minute they would do that. Win at all costs. If they think they're going to lose, they will do SOMETHING. Will it be a nuke? Could be. Maybe one of their dirty bombs they like to talk about?
[“Mein Führer! I can TALK!”]
If you would like to join other Freepers and Dr. Strangelove on the DUmmie FUnnies PING list, just let me know.
PING!
I didn't know evil existed. That would require making a personal judgement about the morality of any one thing.
Not only that, but George Bush may use his weather machine to incite more natural disasters!
[OH! HO! HO! HO! HO! HEE! HEE! HEE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!……HEY! Where did my ass go?]
Childish humor, I know, but I can't stop laughing.
FYI....and thanx for the DUmmie Thread tip.
5 stars,a must see,2 thumbs up.
Oh no!! Karl Rove's evil plot to use the D-Bomb in all major American cities has been exposed!!!! The D-Bomb only kills democrats. Rebublicans are immune! Bush will win in a landslide!!!
These people have been inhaling the stupid gas too long.
What is the average age of these kids?
There is no way they can be serious, much less adult.
Keep up the good work, PJ....Not even Mad Magazine could be this funny.
Has "KRP" (Karl Rove Plot) been added to the official FR Lexicon yet?
As an example...
That is great! Please add me to your PING list! I like to laugh at their expense!
Republicans are crybabies and they couldn't stand losing to others. They will nuke a city to make a point if they see the benefit from that.
[Damn crybabies! The only real question is if they will use a B-52 or a missile.]
Well, obviously, Karl Rove has given Al Qaeda a bomb. It will be a nuclear suicide truck bombing of Boston. Isn't it all obvious?
Snowball did it!
That's really not one of Karl Rove's better pictures.
It's Karl Strangerove.
Even if ShrubCo stole or cancelled the election by nuking Seattle, how long do you think he'd survive when it came out that he was the one responsible?
Damn these DUmmies are always thinking. Hard to stay a step ahead of them. But I'm sure Karl has got it all figured out.
Love reding this ping. Thx
I brought the radioactive popcorn for us and the kool-aid for the DUmmies...
Wait, I can't seem to find my *** either.
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