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We Own The Party Now!MoveOnPlease Wants Karl Rove As DNC Chariman!
http://www.moveonplease.org ^ | 12/21/04 | National Lampoon Guy

Posted on 12/21/2004 5:45:49 AM PST by NationalLampoonguy

MoveOnPlease spent big money this year buying the Party. It’s ours and we can do with it what we want. And what we want to do is give it to YOU. When we say "YOU," of course, we’re talking about the theoretical "YOU." MoveOnPlease will still own it, but we’ll own it for YOU. YOU can look at us as benevolent landlords. And as good landlords we’ll make all the decisions that are best for YOU, no matter how many times we’re forced to raise the rent...for YOU.

Number one on the YOU agenda is to select a new party chairman. This means first dumping Terry McAuliffe. The only thing he ever did well was turn a nickel and dime Global Crossing investment into a windfall retirement fund. As commendable as we feel that is, and wish we had found our way into that GC golf conversation, Terry’s only other achievement was to turn the 2004 Jewish vote in Florida into a Buchanan landslide.

More, Much More at: http://moveonplease.org/WeOwnYou.asp

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MoveOnPlease spent big money this year buying the Party. It’s ours and we can do with it what we want. And what we want to do is give it to YOU. When we say "YOU," of course, we’re talking about the theoretical "YOU." MoveOnPlease will still own it, but we’ll own it for YOU. YOU can look at us as benevolent landlords. And as good landlords we’ll make all the decisions that are best for YOU, no matter how many times we’re forced to raise the rent...for YOU.

Number one on the YOU agenda is to select a new party chairman. This means first dumping Terry McAuliffe. The only thing he ever did well was turn a nickel and dime Global Crossing investment into a windfall retirement fund. As commendable as we feel that is, and wish we had found our way into that GC golf conversation, Terry’s only other achievement was to turn the 2004 Jewish vote in Florida into a Buchanan landslide.

More, Much More at: http://moveonplease.org/WeOwnYou.asp

1 posted on 12/21/2004 5:45:50 AM PST by NationalLampoonguy
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