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Meghan McCain is as small a person, as her father. She has gone after Ivanka Trump, at least twice, on air. Ivanka is working hard for the American people...and worked hard in the business world. Meghan, like her father, thinks they deserve adoration. Meghan’s mother, was John’s sugar-momma. She dated John while he was married to another woman. His new sugar momma was addicted to drugs. She got drug prescriptions under her employees names, but was never prosecuted. Meghan had professional hair and make-up, for her father’s ridiculous funeral. Water proof make-up. Very theatrical! John McCain was a small minded...

Three packs of cigarettes a day? Try three hours of Sean Hannity. For years the Democratic Party, lead by Senator Ted Kennedy (D, Mass), has struggled to figure out just why Conservative Talk Radio seems to be able to attach itself to their millions of loyal listeners. But now, they may have achieved a major political breakthrough with the discovery that listening to conservative talk radio, especially Sean Hannity who hosts "a freak show of political pornography," has been found to cause cancer in laboratory rats (and Air America listeners). "We're not absolutely sure," said Public Broadcasting Physicist, Bill Moyers,...

Promise, Possibilities, Peace Deluge of Good News A Karl Rove Trick Iraqi election. Mideast truce. Fixing broken government systems. Wasteful federal programs cut. More jobs. New housing growth like never before. Don’t let this glut of progress and vigorous change fool you. Republicans will stoop to anything to get their way. It’s an old Republican trick. You give people hope and supply opportunities to those who have spent their entire life looking to others to take care of them and you end up with an entire new voting bloc in your corner. It’s so fascist. (Much more at moveonplease.org)

table width="800" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> THE INAUGURATION OF GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT MEAN WE’VE LOSTIt Only Means We Haven't Won YetDear MoveonPlease Member, While less than 52% of this nation’s electorate and less than 10% of the world celebrates the illegal, divisive, no recount allowed, Ohio voter fraud, slimmest of margins, refusal to count California twice, win by George Bush, we here at MoveOnPlease along with millions of the disenfranchised voters (who we wish would have gotten off their big fat...sofas and voted when it counted), will be out on the streets January 20 celebrating the inauguration of the legitimate...

ACLU SUES ACLU. ACLU COUNTERSUES. Legal Advocacy Group Admits Overstepping Their Bounds. "We Couldn‚t Let Us Get Away With It." An Open Letter From The ACLU To The ACLU Dear ACLU Member, It is with the utmost regret, but with extreme faith in our noble purpose, that we at the American Civil Liberties Union have found no choice but to take legal action against the American Civil Liberties Union. The ACLU was conceived to defend and preserve the individual rights and liberties guaranteed to every person in this country by the Constitution and laws of the United States. And we...

MoveOnPlease spent big money this year buying the Party. It’s ours and we can do with it what we want. And what we want to do is give it to YOU. When we say "YOU," of course, we’re talking about the theoretical "YOU." MoveOnPlease will still own it, but we’ll own it for YOU. YOU can look at us as benevolent landlords. And as good landlords we’ll make all the decisions that are best for YOU, no matter how many times we’re forced to raise the rent...for YOU. Number one on the YOU agenda is to select a new party...

We might have gone too far this time...oh, what the hell. (AP, Dec. 04) Spics, Grease Balls, Butt Bangers. Slurs? Perhaps. But if Secretary of Commerce nominee, Carlos Gutierrez, chief executive officer of the Kellogg Co had his way, you might have found every one of those cereals gracing your local Costco cereal aisle shelves. In a White House that prides itself on minority hiring, the nomination of Secretary of Commerce nominee and alleged Latino, Gutierrez, chief executive officer of the Kellogg Co, another of the cabinet appointments President Bush has propped up as supposed models of true affirmative action,...

FOUND! The text of the speech President Bush WANTED to give at Clinton library http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | Friends, distinguished guests, President and Mrs. Clinton, and those who I beat the hell out of in the last two elections. What a great pleasure to stand here on this special day in front of this double-wide you call a Presidential library — the only Presidential library that hands you a towel after touring through the eight years of your — interesting — term. I didn't know if I was supposed to use the towel to dry off the after the shower I needed...

Votergate Continues 3,900 Down. 3,996,100 To Go—Kerry Closes in on Victory Now a mere twenty days after Bush's alleged win, we here at MoveOnPlease continue to not give up the good fight in uncovering the massive voting fraud that cost us the election. It is more important than ever that we don't leave one ballot unturned to find every potential Kerry vote. Our dedicated volunteer investigators continue to ferret out, ballot by ballot, any missing disenfranchised votes. And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet, remember, readers: slow and steady wins the race.

With hot button moral value issues continuing to make headlines and presidents, the Democrat party needs a bold new strategy to win Bible Belt votes if it is to remain viable in the 2008 election.With such a growing decency divide, how can the left put a candidate forward who appeals to both sides of these heated issues? Today's progressive liberal scientists say they have the answer. "Thanks to advancements in cloning and stem cell research, we extracted DNA samples from what what we hope is the shroud of Turin," explains Liberal researcher Dr. Howard Faber, a genetic scientist at Cornell...

Democratic party spirits were high last night in Miami, as John Kerry, Bruce Springsteen and other supporters took to the stage in celebration of their upcoming electoral loss November 2. "Victory In Defeat 2004" kicked off with several Springsteen numbers before Kerry himself gave an anticipatory concession speech in front of a jubilant crowd...

LOSING DOES NOT MEAN WE'VE LOST Democratic party spirits were high last night in Miami, as John Kerry, Bruce Springsteen and other supporters took to the stage in celebration of their upcoming electoral loss November 2. "Victory In Defeat 2004" kicked off with several Springsteen numbers before Kerry himself gave an anticipatory concession speech in front of a jubilant crowd. "It's not over until it's over," said Kerry, "and even then, not yet. When the American public elects the wrong man this Tuesday, it will give Democrats the position in which we have always succeeded most strongly: criticizing Republicans in...

I found an online journal kept by one of the self-proclaimed “swing voters” of America. These are the people that will be deciding who our next president is, and that is a scary thought. I hope that people that haven’t made up their mind yet on the election don’t all feel the same way about our country’s leadership as the author of this journal does.

Think Michael Moore offering his underwear to get slackers to vote was bad? Now he's wearing them first. Yukkers! Check out: http://moveonplease.org/moorewear.asp

Polls Reporting Bush Ahead are Clearly Slanted! To read the polls, you would think President Bush is leading John Kerry by a colossal margin, which is exactly what the Republicans (and probably Sean Hannity) would want you to believe. While there is plenty of evidence that polls are just another Karl Rove dirty trick, even if they are not, the polls reporting Bush ahead are clearly slanted. MoveOnPlease has discovered that those questioned in most every survey are largely voters who would vote for the President. At the same time, when we polled MoveOnPlease members we found the John Kerry...

Los Angeles Daily News MoveOnPlease.org aims at funny bone By Dana Bartholomew Staff Writer A Chatsworth comedian's satirical spoof of the liberal Internet site MoveOn.org has generated of a buzz of its own and given creator Steve Young a shot at covering the Republican National convention next week in New York. For several days after its Aug. 12 debut, MoveOnPlease.Org was one of the most visited Web logs on the Internet. "Bush is Hitler and Worse," it opined, blaming President Bush for the Hindenburg and other disasters. Young, who launched the site with the Los Angeles-based National Lampoon, said his...

The notorious MoveOn.org has begun to fund raise by offering left wing celebrity items on eBay. So MoveOnPlease.org has done one better by offering an actual right-minded "celebrity" on ebay...sort of. Read Kato's letter as he volunteers to sleepover the highest bidder's house to raise money to pay for MoveOnPlease.org's trip to next week's convention where they will be reporting from the floor...or perhaps, as close to the floor as they will let anyone associated with National Lampoon. http://moveonplease.org/KatoOnEbay.asp

New stuff on MoveOnPlease. Think you'll really like Justin Case, Relocation Expert To The Stars. News: Ed Gillespie has become a big fan and the RNC has invited us to cover the convention. If Mr. Lampoon will foot the bill we'll be bloggin' live from the floor. I should be on Medved this week. Still waiting to hear back from Hannity and O'Reilly. Will keep you posted. Thanks for the support. For a time last week you made us the most popular site on the Net. NLG

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