You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If...

Hundred Percenter ^ | 12-28-04 | Dashing Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If...

Before we leave 2004, HundredPercenter wants to make sure that the phrase "left wing moonbat" is properly defined. (Don't we all?)
The year 2004, as far as HP is concerned, will forever be the year when the moonbats broke the Democrat establishment, and turned the DNC into a traveling circus act for all the world to laugh and jeer at.
Therefore, it is imperative that we define them now, for the sake of historical reference.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Michael Moore is a great patriot.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if the war on terrorism means the defeat of George Bush.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believed France would have sent troops to Iraq, if John Kerry was elected.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Hollywood stars are the "heart and soul" of America.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Islam really does mean peace.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you wear environmentally friendly garments.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe KFC is committing the holocaust of chickens.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you have protested against globalization or Starbucks.

• You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if the protest was more than 1,000 miles away from where you reside.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe the NY Times is a centrist newspaper without an agenda.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you cried when Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw resigned.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you voted Dennis Kucinich for President.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if a Christmas tree offends you.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe the Iraqi terrorists are the good guys.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Eminem and P. Diddy are the voices of the young generation.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car.

• You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car and own a Gulfstream jet.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you have posted on DemocraticUnderground more than 1,000 times.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you take Jon Stewart seriously.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you listen to Air America for news.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Rush Limbaugh is evil.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you think taxes are too low.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you went to a Woodstock concert, more than once.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Howard Dean would be a great DNC Chairman.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you moved to Canada because Bush won the election.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you thought Arafat was a great leader.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if your name is George Soros.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you have attended a gay marriage ceremony.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you wore a Che Guevara t-shirt to work.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Al Gore invented the internet.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you question what the definition of is--is.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you lied about being a war hero, in order to get elected President during wartime.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you still believe John Kerry won the election.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you went to Israel or Iraq to be a human shield.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you consider the events at Abu Ghraib an atrocity.

• You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if you believe the beheading of innocent civilians is fair game.

• You may be a left wing moonbat if you were insulted by this article.

[Dashing Dasher]

Thought it would be fun to lighten up the conversations for a moment.

Saw this and had to share.

[Chad Fairbanks]

You may be a Left-wing MoonBat if this list of "You may be a Left-Wing MoonBat if..." items offends you...

[Dashing Dasher]

I loved that list - hope others enjoy it also.

[DeFault User]

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Howard Dean would be a great DNC Chairman.

You got me on that one. I think Howard Dean would be the greatest DNC chairman since Terry McAwful. Yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeagggggggggghhh!

[Dashing Dasher]

I'll see your moonbat and raise you twelve.

[Repub4bush]

I noticed over at the DUmp they are proud of it too! LOL

[Dashing Dasher]

They are...
I don't think they understand it yet.

Give me until morning... I'll burst their bubble then.

;-)

(I haven't had this much fun since prank phone calls when I was ten)

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

LOL. Thanks.

" You may be a left wing Moonbat if you think the UN is the answer to the world's problems. "

" You may be a left wing Moonbat if you think the NRA is evil and the NEA is the answer to our future."

[DeFault User]

Terry and Howard could have a contest to see how much blood they can suck out of the DNC...... although the corpse is looking rather pale and lifeless now.

[Repub4bush]

Oh hurry, before the thread is buried over yon....LOL

[506trooper]

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Bill Moyers is a centrist.

[Repub4bush]

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Noam Chomsky is a hero and patriot!

[Prophet in the wilderness]

You might be a LEFT WING MOON BAT if you protest drilling for oil by the USA , but drive your own SUV, but, protest the fact that OTHER PEOPLE are polluting the Eco, and waisting fuel by driving their SUV.
You might be a left wing moon bat Eco wacko if you protest cutting down Forest to support jobs, building of homes, but live in your own $ 300, 000 home, 80 % of that is LUMBER cut down in those very same forest that the lumber from you home came from, but, have the N.I.M.B.Y syndrome.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

You might be a LEFT WING MOON BAT if ? you believe that : DAN RATHERS, TOM BROKEJALL, PETA JENNINGS, KATIE WITCH , are HONEST, TRUSTWORHTY GODS.

[506trooper]

I followed the link to 100%er then to DU.

Thry are responding to the list.

Currently the last one is.

"Moonbat?

What's a moonbat?"

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe that image in your mirror reflects the face of America.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

They are so delusional are DU

[dr_pat]

You may be a left wing moonbat if...

...the two bumper stickers on your car read "Free Tibet" and "US Out of Iraq".

...you self-righteously boycotted lettuce or Coors beer in the 70s, but kept a stock of Stoli on hand.

...you consider it more important for your children to learn to use a condom than a dictionary.

[jellybean]

• You may be a left-wing moonbat if you have to "visualize your own reality."
• You may be a left-wing moonbat if you believe in The Perfect Rovian Storm.
• You may be a left-wing moonbat if you follow Pied Piper Pit.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Are those rats I see in that picture ? so fitting isn't it ?
DEMS/RATS/SCUM.
Yes, they follow the PIDE PIPER, but, the PIDE PIPER they are following is leading them to the " THE BEAST " " THE ANTICHRIST " .and they don't even know " WHOM " they are reckoning with.

[jellybean]

Yes, those are RATS...DemocRATS following their Pied Piper, William Rivers Pitt.