DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-05 ("Tipper Gore Says Al Gore interested in a 2008 Run")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I was originally planning to do a DUFU about the DUmmies fantasizing about being minor league Billy Jacks and perhaps I will do it in the VERY NEAR future. However, I couldn’t resist doing a DUFU right away about this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Tipper Gore Says Al Gore interested in a 2008 Run,” which is based on a brief mention of this in the NY Post. Admit it, as soon as you read the words, “Al Gore,” a smile came to your lips. Perhaps you even let loose with a chuckle. Why? Because although many of us once found Al Gore to be a pompous annoyance he has now turned himself into a national laughingstock, due in large part to falling off the deep end. Wherever Al Gore goes, the image of him screaming like a maniac, “HE BETRAYED US!!!” will always follow him. Of course, the name Al Gore conjures up other hilarioius images as well: His loud sighing on a debate state while his face was covered with a strange orange rouge that made him look like a space alien. Stalking Bush on another debate stage. And, of course, there are the many HILARIOUS Darrell Hammond impressions of him. Therefore it is with much glee that I WELCOME another Al Gore run for the presidency. It is my great hope that he will supply much comedy material to the DUFUs in the future by re-entering the public view. The DUmmie support for Al Gore is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wearing an Algore ’08 button, is in the [brackets]:

Not a whole lot of info. Just a snippet of gossip from the NY Post - so take with a grain of salt.

[Dear God! Please let it be TRUE!!! And a lot of you out there are probably not aware of the fact that YOURS TRULY worked for a couple of years as Algore’s typist when he was writing his “Al Gore At The Movies” reviews.]

He'll win again and still not inhabit the White House

[Just like John Kerry.]

Al has been watching and listening. He's also been living in the real world. I have a feeling that he will be quite prepared for a plethora of eventualities. It has even been said that he has been known to stick his camel's nose under our tent, here at DU, on occasion.

[Hey Al! You are welcome to stick your camel’s nose under the DUmmie FUnnies tent.]

If you're watching and reading this, Al: Go for it! I'm still stinging from 2000, and this past election merely reopened those old wounds. You would have had my vote in '04, and I'd give it again in '08.

[If you’re watching and reading this, Al: Go for it! I’m still laughing from 2000. You still had my laughs in ’04, and I’d give you more laughs again in ’08.]

I will never forget the GREAT series of speeches he gave these last few years. I'll never forget the way he straight out stated what was wrong with what was going on in the bush administration. He criticized the war before anyone. I would be the first person to sign up and work for him.

[To almost everybody else, Al Gore’s speeches were the sign of laughable madness. To the DUmmies it is a sign of greatness because he sounds exactly like they do.]

I will never forget the GREAT series of speeches he gave these last few years. I'll never forget the way he straight out stated what was wrong with what was going on in the bush administration. He criticized the war before anyone. I would be the first person to sign up and work for him.

[“HE BETRAYED US!!!”]

I'd vote for him Gore has become a much better speaker since 2000, he contested the election results when something was fishy, and he's been in the office before under Clinton.

[True. He is a much more entertaining speaker now. Before he just bored us with his sing-song pompousness. Nowadays he delivers the laughs with his mental asylum escapee rantings.]

Because he's found passion and is better able to speak from the heart.

[Losing one’s mind is very helpful as well.]

He can count on many of us to support him. But he needs to watch out for the RWing Smear Machine and the 'new' democratic snakes that will try to block him at every step

[Block him? And miss out on all those laughs? NO WAY!]

When the hell will we STOP choosing our candidates based on what the other side thinks?

[Don’t listen to us laughing at Algore. Nominate him. PLEASE!]

I'm not concerned about the other side. I just want a candidate that isn't damaged goods. I still cringe every now and then at Gore. That's a problem.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

We have to win over the writers for Leno & Letterman. It seems that many Americans are influenced by them.

[Don’t worry. I’m sure those writers fully support Al Gore. Algore comedy practically writes itself.]

Gore, however, kept playing into their stereotype. The media chant of serial exaggerator was well established, and he kept reinforcing it. I remember watching the debates, when he said things like, "Well, I know a little something about...In fact, I even..." I wanted to throw shit at the TV.

[You weren’t alone in that reaction.]

I'm wearing a Gore 2000 shirt right now and i hope to be wearing a Gore 2008 shirt soon.

[Better get a larger size shirt to fit the new Algore on it.]

His whole life seems to me to be one long calculated attempt ...to avenge his father's defeat and go to the White House.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

The main reason that I support a Gore candidacy in 2008 is because it would facilitate bringing the United States back into the global community.

[Translation: Making the USA subservient to the United Nations and the laws of the World Court.]

It would heal the country. True contrition for theft requires not only sorrow for the act itself, but restitution of the thing stolen to the one from whom it was stolen.

[A reparations payment to Algore in the form of giving him the White House.]

If you honestly believe that a majority of voters will flock to the polls on election day in 2008 and vote for Al Gore as some act of contrition, you are very, very, very, very naive.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Okay, so why is the neocon-owned NYP pimping a Gore run?

[For the LAUGHS of course. For the LAUGHS!]

President Gore has my vote, my labor and my money

[Since Bev Harris is starting up an Algore ’08 fundraising drive, send your money to her.]

Gore/Dean in 2008!! That's a ticket I can enthusiastically support

[How about Gore/Heinz in 2008? Chris Heinz is rested, ready, and wants a career change from just being a wealthy paperweight.]

[PJ-Comix]

I recently saw TWO of Al Gore's book on a Dollar Store shelf. However, I assure any literary agent or book publisher that such will NOT be the case with a DUmmie FUnnies book. So to get in on the DUmmie FUnnies book deal, please contact me at PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the PING List to be updated with each edition of the DUmmie FUnnies as they go online.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[luvie]

Yeah--I can imagine ole Al running again! They have such a bunch of losers on their team, they really can consider him a front-runner! However, if he ever won (God forbid!) they would have to make the Lincoln Bed into a king-size for him and Tipster!!!

[concretebob]

Oh Yes...Oh PPPPuuuuuhhhhhllllease...Nominate algore to run in 08...
Another Clinton/Gore ticket...(Hillary)

[carlr]

Gore, however, kept playing into their stereotype. The media chant of serial exaggerator was well established, and he kept reinforcing it. I remember watching the debates, when he said things like, "Well, I know a little something about...In fact, I even..." I wanted to throw s##t at the TV.

Fair enough seeing how when Gore was talking it must have seemed like the TV was throwing it at him.

[luvie]

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL]

LOL!!! I find myself thinking this many times just before reading what you wrote! It is amazing how the tiny voice of reason stands out in the DUmpster as if it were a rose blooming in the sludge!!!

[HipShot]

"Al has been watching and listening. He's also been living in the real world. I have a feeling that he will be quite prepared for a plethora of eventualities. It has even been said that he has been known to stick his camel's nose under our tent, here at DU, on occasion."

It's more likely that he's been sticking his "camel toe" in there...

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I suggest we start a "Run, Al, RUN!" Campaign. Every donor sends in the maximum of $2000 worth of Ex-Lax. Not quite a Stalinist purge but for Gore, definitely ON MESSAGE....

[bella1]

Oh, please, please, pretty please, with sugar on top, cross my heart and hope to die, please, please, please......

[Not A Snowbird]

Gore?! Oh please, let it be true!

[franksolich]

You got to be kidding.

Alphonse Capote Gore, again?

(I just woke up, circa 5 p.m. Nebraska time, as I had worked all night last night.)

Surely the DUmmies are kidding.

Alphonse Capote Gore, again?

[Springman]

I'm shaking my head, AlGore in 08, man I would like to get some of what the DUer's are on!!!

He didn't even have the guts to run last year, why would he run in 08 against Hill. He would find himself dead in a park!!!

[doug from upland]

Run, Al, run. A battle with Hillary will be interesting.

Attn: Tipper
Increase his life insurance policy.

[martin_fierro]

Al's drunk most days.

[Flux Capacitor]

----True contrition for theft requires not only sorrow for the act itself, but restitution of the thing stolen to the one from whom it was stolen.----

That's what Brooke Shields told that "Blue Lagoon" guy at the end of the movie, but she's still waiting.

-Dan

[CAluvdubya]

Gore /Kerry 08!!!! I'm sure that's the winning ticket! We can't counter all that power.....ahh, not whilst we're a laughin' so hard, anyway.

[Darkwolf377]

"It would heal the country."

LOL! I really can't add anything to that, sorry.

[The Drowning Witch]

HEEEHEEEEE,,,,LMFAO!!!!!!!!

I don't know which is funnier....the actual DU posts or the commentary!!!!

SOLID effort PJ!

[Roscoe Karns]

I mock you, Dummies, and fart on your mustaches. (That goes for your men too!)

[Flux Capacitor]

Well, I can.... hearing a DUmmie prescribe any method of "healing the country" always reminds me of that "Onion" headline, "LISTERINE COMPANY INVENTS, CURES HALITOSIS."

-Dan