DUmmie FUnnies 01-28-05 ("Gore 08, Dean DNC")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

As you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Gore 08, Dean DNC,” the DUmmies are intent on committing political suicide. And I say, “GO FOR IT!!!” Of course, I have a profit driven ulterior motive for hoping for the political comeback of Al Gore since it would probably mean the revival of my Al Gore At The Movies reviews. When I first started those reviews, I got complaints that Al Gore was a has-been and that I was exaggerating his absolute nuttiness. Of course this was before his “HE BETRAYED US!!!” ranting. So let us now watch as the DUmmies propose the destruction of the Democrat Party in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wearing a GORE/DEAN button, is in the [brackets]:

Gore 08, Dean DNC. Anything less is uncivilized.

[True. Go for the SCREAM TEAM!!!]

I feel that only Dean created excitement during the primary (am I wrong? I would have preferred Kucinich, but he never got off the ground. Edwards and Clark were nice and all, but boring) and that Gore is the only Dem with a chance in 2008.

[I agree but could we make room for the Evil Elf as Veep in ’08?]

I do know that Gore does not excite me in the least.

[YOU BETRAYED HIM!!!]

Gore would be a good choice. it would be like Nixon's 68 comeback--8 years after narrowly losing to JFK

[Al Gore---tanned, rested, and WACKY!]

a non dlc Gore, with Dean as his attack dog

[YEEEEEE-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!]

I'd rather have Dean as Gore's VP

[Sore Gore and the Dean Scream Team. LOVE IT!!!]

I think that it is time that we take Dean off the national ticket and put him to work weeding out the anti grass root folk.

[Any Democrat that shows a trace of sanity must be PURGED!!!]

I could also go with Gore-Boxer in 2008, but not Gore-Wes or Anybody-Wes or Wes-Anybody.

[Gore-Boxer ’08? I’m DROOLING at the thought!]

Sounds good ot me. Why...? Because the GOP media machine wants fresh meat so they can do their shock and awe smear campaign. With Gore it simply wont be effective.

[Could playing and replaying tape of Al Gore screeching, “HE BETRAYED US!!!” be considered a smear campaign?]

Will it play in Montana?

[Of course…..and Wyoming too.]

I could go with Al, easily. He gets better all the time.

[Absolutely. His comedy act gets better all the time.]

Unite behind GORE !!!

[You bet!]

Gore has no thermostat and Dean speaks before he thinks. Am not enthusiastic about either man in roles you suggest.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

And are you saying that Gore is a liar in public settings?

[No. Just in private soirees.]

[PJ-Comix]

If the Gore Bandwagon get really rolling over in DUmmieland, I may resurrect the 5 dozen or so "Al Gore At The Movies Reviews" (many available on the web, on the CD-ROM portion of the DUmmie FUnnies book. And if you are a literary agent or book publisher, you can get that book rolling by contacting me at: PJ-Comix

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[The Right Stuff]

Wow! Another fine example of the wackiness of the DUmmies! Thanks, PJ.

[Jemian]

Thank you for the FUnnies. They are an added bonus to the day.

[EllaMinnow]

5?

[aBootes]

Gore 08, Dean DNC. Anything less is uncivilized.

What happened to Hillary!? We went through an entire 08 presidential thread w/o a mention of Hillary!?

[Ditter]

Sore Gore/Screamin' Dean Yeah! I think that'll do it!

[ml1954]

I could also go with Gore-Boxer in 2008

IMHO, the only better ticket would be Clinton-Boxer in 2008, but Gore-Boxer will do fine, loosing by at least 10-15 percentage points against anyone.

[In veno, veritas]

No McDermott/Boxer?

[SirLurkedalot]

Maybe they heard she was "evangelical"/sarc.

[Welsh Rabbit]

So how's the waterless toilet business working out for Al the Bore?

[An Old Marine]

Too bad these dolts at the DU don't have more say in the inner circles of the Democrat Party. With Gore on the ticket we could have 60 Senate seats easy.

[Always Right]

I feel that only Dean created excitement during the primary (am I wrong? I would have preferred Kucinich, but he never got off the ground.

And for the longest time I just thought he was short.

[AlexW]

"I could also go with Gore-Boxer in 2008"

Thats the best Dummie line I have seen, yet.
Dumb and Dumber ;)

[imskylark]

"it would be like Nixon's 68 comeback--8 years after narrowly losing to JFK"

It would be more like Nixon's 68 comeback--8 years after 'winning' to JFK.

[imskylark]

"Because the GOP media machine wants fresh meat so they can do their shock and awe smear campaign. With Gore it simply wont be effective. "

This is so funny!! I think the 'GOP media machine' would love to have Gore. It would be much better than fresh meat. Most people already see him as a nutcase.

[NRA1995]

All I know is, the next presidential election is gonna be a target-rich environment for laughter and buffoonery on the part of the Democrats.

[William of Orange]

Hillary is deeply unpopular at the DUmp because she "screwed up the one chance we had for universal healthcare"...

[miskie]

Wheres the Medicine cart when we need it ? It seems that the straighjacket-wing of the Democratic party is off their meds again.. Throughout the halls of DUmmy-Bedlam Hospital one can hear them yelling HE BETRAYED US!! YEEEEAHHHHH!!!

[ml1954]

Even better.