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Mayor shoots his own backside
annanova ^ | 2-3-05 | annanova

Posted on 02/03/2005 3:49:06 PM PST by Rakkasan1

A Colombian mayor shot himself in the backside while he was on the toilet.

Rafael Augusto Galan, Mayor of Ramiquiri, was out on his rounds when he was caught short.

He asked to use the toilet of a local shop and disappeared into the back, reports Terra Noticias Populares.

A witness said: "All we heard was the noise of a 9mm gun firing!"

The mayor's handgun, which he was carrying in his back pocket, had gone off wounding him in the backside.

Mayor Galan needed hospital treatment but has made a full recovery.

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KEYWORDS: ass; banglist; columbian; moyor; self; shoots; toilet
hey man nice shot
1 posted on 02/03/2005 3:49:07 PM PST by Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1

This is perfect for the banglist. Done.


2 posted on 02/03/2005 3:50:51 PM PST by neverdem (May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows that you're dead.)
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To: Rakkasan1

The original rim shot, but constipation won't be his problem for a long time.


3 posted on 02/03/2005 3:51:49 PM PST by xJones
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To: Rakkasan1

This Barney Fife needs an Andy to hold his bullet for him from now on.


4 posted on 02/03/2005 3:52:33 PM PST by jennyjenny
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To: Rakkasan1

An acquaintance of mine in LA once did something similar to himself. Had his .9 tucked under his belt in the back, squatted down while closing the gate to his shop, bang!, shot himself in the leg. Fortunately it was just a "graze" and he was OK.


5 posted on 02/03/2005 3:52:52 PM PST by garyhope
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To: Rakkasan1

Betcha he uses twice as much toilet paper from now on!


6 posted on 02/03/2005 3:53:16 PM PST by pipecorp (I am, therefore, I think...so, what happens when I'm done thinking ?)
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To: Rakkasan1
Hey, buy a Glock or don't carry 'cocked and locked' if you're so stoopid.

P.S. they do make these things to hold yer gun called 'holsters.'

7 posted on 02/03/2005 3:58:58 PM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: Rakkasan1

Unnngh!!


8 posted on 02/03/2005 4:23:55 PM PST by dfwright (Optimist: Glass Half full - Pessimist: Glass Half Empty - Engineer: Glass too large.)
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To: glock rocks

No comment


9 posted on 02/03/2005 4:39:35 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Brad's Gramma; Pete-R-Bilt; B4Ranch; Squantos; Eaker; humblegunner; tubebender; al baby

bummer.


10 posted on 02/03/2005 4:50:52 PM PST by glock rocks ( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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To: glock rocks
Giving a new meaning to the term "A new a-hole"...
11 posted on 02/03/2005 5:03:42 PM PST by tubebender (Can someone remind me what my Near Years resolutions were...)
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To: Rakkasan1

I so hate it when that happens...


12 posted on 02/03/2005 5:04:16 PM PST by Drango (tag line under repair)
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To: glock rocks; Squantos; TheMom
I heard that Squantos has done this.


Twice.............

13 posted on 02/03/2005 5:16:06 PM PST by Eaker ("It is in our interest to punish the 1st insult; an insult unpunished is the parent of many others")
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To: Rakkasan1

Well, he could've had the gun tucked in the front pocket of his pants...


14 posted on 02/03/2005 5:25:26 PM PST by Fintan (A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx)
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To: Eaker

I have a friend who shot his Dodge 4X4 with a .308. Fortunately, no one was in the truck, and it went through the driver's door. Unfortunately, the windows were rolled down. The bullet made a perfect slice across the seat backings and into the passenger door. There was a dimple poking out the side of the passenger door... no hole, just a big steel zit. He got the seats, windows and upholstery on the doors replaced, but the dimple (and the lead rattling around in the bottom of the passenger door) were there till he sold it. It was a deer camp thing.

I wasn't there, or probably I'd have help him finish it off.


15 posted on 02/03/2005 5:32:57 PM PST by glock rocks ( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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To: Rakkasan1
Good thing it wasn't a Class III UZI.
16 posted on 02/03/2005 6:00:48 PM PST by ExSoldier (Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.)
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To: Rakkasan1

So many one liners - so little time.


17 posted on 02/03/2005 6:05:08 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Now that we know Bush was right, will the moonbats apologize? ....we're waiting......)
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To: Eaker; Squantos

Squantos! Say it ain't SO!!!


18 posted on 02/03/2005 7:55:02 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Eaker; Brad's Gramma

Yeah but you weren't a mayor then Eeeek so it don't count !

You did learn to turn the other cheek though and for that I'm grateful !


19 posted on 02/03/2005 9:14:14 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: tubebender

Shouldn't that be plural for the mayor now .......?:o)


20 posted on 02/03/2005 9:16:09 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Squantos; Eaker

LOL!!!!!!

Yo! Eaker! You been told!


21 posted on 02/03/2005 9:17:37 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Brad's Gramma

You've seen the pic of me and Eeeeek on my homepage ?

........ He's the ugly one !


22 posted on 02/03/2005 9:21:19 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Squantos

I have! And yes, that's what I figured...he was the ugly one.

You'll note I didn't ping him to this post, bless his heart.







Hi Eaker...Just kidding...!!!!


23 posted on 02/03/2005 9:25:31 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Brad's Gramma; Squantos
Squantos is just in a bad mood because it is his week to sleep in the barn!!



BTW, he talks ugly talk even though we are twins!!

24 posted on 02/04/2005 4:19:26 AM PST by Eaker ("It is in our interest to punish the 1st insult; an insult unpunished is the parent of many others")
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To: glock rocks; Brad's Gramma; B4Ranch; Squantos; Eaker; humblegunner; tubebender; al baby

There's a joke here about using a decocker, but I don't think I'll go there...


25 posted on 02/04/2005 5:38:00 PM PST by Pete-R-Bilt
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To: Eaker; Squantos

In the BARN?

Oh Squantos....you poor thing. So youse guys trade off is it? How did you decide who got to sleep there first?


26 posted on 02/04/2005 5:39:46 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Pete-R-Bilt

Thank Yeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!


:)


27 posted on 02/04/2005 5:40:03 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Pete-R-Bilt; glock rocks
Glock told us how you shot your Dodge PU with your 308 while deer hunting with him...
28 posted on 02/04/2005 5:47:40 PM PST by tubebender (Can someone remind me what my Near Years resolutions were...)
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To: tubebender; Pete-R-Bilt; Brad's Gramma

Dodge? Pete? HAHAHAHAHA. Naw, it was a friend of mine that shot his Dodge. Pete wouldn't think of having.... no, wait, he did own a Dodge... hmmmmm.


29 posted on 02/04/2005 6:30:19 PM PST by glock rocks ( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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To: Brad's Gramma; Eaker
Eeeeek's just jealous cause he "thought" he caught me with his sweetheart in the barn so I told him I "lived there" so he wouldn't be suspicious an all ..........:o)

Back to you Eeeek !
30 posted on 02/04/2005 6:35:56 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: glock rocks; Pete-R-Bilt

Naaaaaaa........I can't see Pete doin' that to a perfectly good Dodge.

I mean really. What did the Dodge ever do to HIM?


31 posted on 02/04/2005 6:40:31 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Squantos; Eaker

Do either of you have a picture of this chick?


32 posted on 02/04/2005 6:42:10 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Brad's Gramma
Do either of you have a picture of this chick?

I've got a picture of the barn...


33 posted on 02/04/2005 6:55:46 PM PST by glock rocks ( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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To: Brad's Gramma

Walk away....it wasn't pretty. Had to tie a bone around her neck just to get the dog to play with her........Eeeek doesn't like to talk about it......:o)


34 posted on 02/04/2005 7:04:31 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: xJones
The original rim shot

Hahaha!!! I think we have a winner! ;-)

35 posted on 02/04/2005 7:06:51 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: tubebender; Brad's Gramma

Had he been drinking heavily when he told you this story?


36 posted on 02/04/2005 7:07:03 PM PST by Pete-R-Bilt (sometimes you're the windshield........sometimes you're the bug..............)
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To: Squantos
ol' Squantos didn't know that we weren't fooled.

Don't matter what color lipstick ya put on a pig, the oink gives it away.......

Squantos dated that pig for two years. The end came when it got serious and the pig wouldn't make a commitment.

The boy ain't been right since.

37 posted on 02/04/2005 7:29:02 PM PST by Eaker ("It is in our interest to punish the 1st insult; an insult unpunished is the parent of many others")
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To: Eaker

Oink ?


38 posted on 02/04/2005 7:30:58 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Eaker

hehehe


39 posted on 02/04/2005 7:53:31 PM PST by cyborg
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To: Squantos
Better switch back to English ol'buddy!!

; < }

40 posted on 02/04/2005 8:02:33 PM PST by Eaker ("It is in our interest to punish the 1st insult; an insult unpunished is the parent of many others")
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To: Eaker

Pig Latin ! ......Ufu uku !.......I'll mess with on the Bigfoot 911 thread !........:o)

It's a slow night in poohville !


41 posted on 02/04/2005 8:10:31 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Pete-R-Bilt
I don't know but I heard Bo howling in the background.

Did you catch some of that California sunshine this week? It was 72 in Eureka Wed and Santa Rosa was the nations hot spot at 78. Today reality returned with the fog and 53 degrees...

42 posted on 02/04/2005 8:12:20 PM PST by tubebender (Can someone remind me what my Near Years resolutions were...)
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To: Rakkasan1

"Mayor of Ramiquiri, was out on his rounds"

Mayors go out on rounds?


43 posted on 02/04/2005 9:56:20 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: glock rocks; Eaker; Squantos

Hey! That's a pretty schnazy place those brothers sleep in!!!

I'm actually a tad jealous!


44 posted on 02/04/2005 11:50:42 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Squantos

LOL!!!!


Poor Eeeeek


45 posted on 02/04/2005 11:51:12 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Pete-R-Bilt

Drinking heavily?

What do YOU consider heavy? It's all relative, you know.


46 posted on 02/04/2005 11:51:55 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Eaker; Squantos

Oh no. What was it, Eaker? Something he SAID? The way he dressed?

Why'd she say no?

Never mind.....I REALLY don't want to know.


47 posted on 02/04/2005 11:53:21 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: Squantos
I narrowly missed putting a round through my own leg with a Browning Hi-Power. If it weren't for the mag disconnect, things would have been really ugly.

Suffice it to say, I'm absolutely religious about making sure the chamber is clear before I drop the hammer.

It was especially embarrasing as I was instructing the class on gun safety!

L

48 posted on 02/05/2005 12:04:47 AM PST by Lurker ("We're all sinners, but jerks revel in their sins. " P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: Lurker

That's an attention getter !

My browning high powers have all had the Cylinder and Slide treatment with a "wide" trigger etc that removes the magazine disconnect as part of a customization package that Mr L did for me........I used em in places where lawyers didn't matter......:o)

Stay safe !........I mean that now !!


49 posted on 02/05/2005 12:11:06 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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