Skip to comments.
Mayor shoots his own backside
annanova ^
| 2-3-05
| annanova
Posted on 02/03/2005 3:49:06 PM PST by Rakkasan1
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-49 next last
hey man nice shot
1
posted on
02/03/2005 3:49:07 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
This is perfect for the banglist. Done.
2
posted on
02/03/2005 3:50:51 PM PST
by
neverdem
(May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows that you're dead.)
To: Rakkasan1
The original rim shot, but constipation won't be his problem for a long time.
3
posted on
02/03/2005 3:51:49 PM PST
by
xJones
To: Rakkasan1
This Barney Fife needs an Andy to hold his bullet for him from now on.
To: Rakkasan1
An acquaintance of mine in LA once did something similar to himself. Had his .9 tucked under his belt in the back, squatted down while closing the gate to his shop, bang!, shot himself in the leg. Fortunately it was just a "graze" and he was OK.
5
posted on
02/03/2005 3:52:52 PM PST
by
garyhope
To: Rakkasan1
Betcha he uses twice as much toilet paper from now on!
6
posted on
02/03/2005 3:53:16 PM PST
by
pipecorp
(I am, therefore, I think...so, what happens when I'm done thinking ?)
To: Rakkasan1
Hey, buy a Glock or don't carry 'cocked and locked' if you're so stoopid.
P.S. they do make these things to hold yer gun called 'holsters.'
7
posted on
02/03/2005 3:58:58 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
To: Rakkasan1
8
posted on
02/03/2005 4:23:55 PM PST
by
dfwright
(Optimist: Glass Half full - Pessimist: Glass Half Empty - Engineer: Glass too large.)
To: glock rocks
9
posted on
02/03/2005 4:39:35 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
To: Brad's Gramma; Pete-R-Bilt; B4Ranch; Squantos; Eaker; humblegunner; tubebender; al baby
10
posted on
02/03/2005 4:50:52 PM PST
by
glock rocks
( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
To: glock rocks
Giving a new meaning to the term "A new a-hole"...
11
posted on
02/03/2005 5:03:42 PM PST
by
tubebender
(Can someone remind me what my Near Years resolutions were...)
To: Rakkasan1
I so hate it when that happens...
12
posted on
02/03/2005 5:04:16 PM PST
by
Drango
(tag line under repair)
To: glock rocks; Squantos; TheMom
I heard that Squantos has done this.
Twice.............
13
posted on
02/03/2005 5:16:06 PM PST
by
Eaker
("It is in our interest to punish the 1st insult; an insult unpunished is the parent of many others")
To: Rakkasan1
|
|
|
Well, he could've had the gun tucked in the front pocket of his pants... |
14
posted on
02/03/2005 5:25:26 PM PST
by
Fintan
(A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx)
To: Eaker
I have a friend who shot his Dodge 4X4 with a .308. Fortunately, no one was in the truck, and it went through the driver's door. Unfortunately, the windows were rolled down. The bullet made a perfect slice across the seat backings and into the passenger door. There was a dimple poking out the side of the passenger door... no hole, just a big steel zit. He got the seats, windows and upholstery on the doors replaced, but the dimple (and the lead rattling around in the bottom of the passenger door) were there till he sold it. It was a deer camp thing.
I wasn't there, or probably I'd have help him finish it off.
15
posted on
02/03/2005 5:32:57 PM PST
by
glock rocks
( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
To: Rakkasan1
Good thing it wasn't a Class III UZI.
16
posted on
02/03/2005 6:00:48 PM PST
by
ExSoldier
(Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.)
To: Rakkasan1
So many one liners - so little time.
17
posted on
02/03/2005 6:05:08 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Now that we know Bush was right, will the moonbats apologize? ....we're waiting......)
To: Eaker; Squantos
Squantos! Say it ain't SO!!!
18
posted on
02/03/2005 7:55:02 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
To: Eaker; Brad's Gramma
Yeah but you weren't a mayor then Eeeek so it don't count !
You did learn to turn the other cheek though and for that I'm grateful !
19
posted on
02/03/2005 9:14:14 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: tubebender
Shouldn't that be plural for the mayor now .......?:o)
20
posted on
02/03/2005 9:16:09 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-49 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson