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DUmmie FUnnies 04-25-05 ("I Am Beginning to Believe Iraq was better with Saddam")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 25, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/25/2005 5:36:14 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

In the previous edition of the DUmmie Funnies, the DUmmies were crybabying about being portrayed as nothing but a bunch of wackos. However, the very title of this DUmmie THREAD “I Am Beginning to Believe Iraq was better with Saddam,” shows that they are indeed a bunch of Moonbat loons. Their OWN WORDS condemn them. What are they going to do now? Claim that I quoted the title out of context? This latest example of moonbattery on the part of the DUmmies is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, viewing the activity in their padded cell, is in the [brackets]:

I Am Beginning to Believe Iraq was better with Saddam

[Full of happy HAPPY children peacefully flying their kites under the warm glow of the radiant sun. Saddam’s Iraq---A paradise on earth.]

Its just non-stop over there. His Imperial majesty * has no way out of this one.

[Since I have noticed a plethora of Jeff Gannon threads in DUmmieland today and nothing but this about Iraq, that must mean things in Iraq are much improved…but not for DUmmies.]

Saddam even had a plan..

[De Plan, Boss, de Plan!]

they had electric, water, security woman had rights, stores were open at night..... What do they have now....

[Freedom but what does that compare to the ability to buy toilet paper at 3 AM?]

I know , I do too -- and I HATE feeling that way. At least there was order and some decent rights for women, and the streets were safe. Yeah, there was murder and torture, but the Iraqis have it now, and it's chaotic violence, with no "rules." I have no answer, and unfortunately our government doesn't either.

[Please inform me as to how I am quoting you out of context so as to present you as a total Leftwing Loon?]

You mean you folks were drinking the "Saddam-evil-person Kool-Aid?" Pleeeeeze!! Didn't you know anything about Iraq before 9/11 except what the Bush folks told you?

[In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle,
A DUmmie Sleeps Tonight!
A-MoonieBat, A-MoonieBat!]

We could have helped w/o pulverizing the entire country. I refuse to believe that in the entire world there was not a group of exiles that wished to replace Saddam, we could have supported them, it was not about Saddam, it was about the oil, we have dismantled the country, that was not necessary, what we have done is cause complete failure of the framework of civil, political and governmental structure required to run the country.

[I almost refuse to believe that in the entire world there is a group of people that think Saddam would have allowed an opposition group operate within Iraq so as to permit the peaceful transfer of power…but then there are the DUmmies.]

What's the difference between Iraqi's being murdered and tortured by Saddam versus us?

[Only in the twisted asylum of DUmmieland could this comparison be made. Tonight your tranquilizer dart will have an extra strong dose of Lithium.]

I could not find the photo album of Iraq before the war, it had a lot of pictures of kids and people going about their normal lives..... Weddings .... Wish I still had the link...

[Does the album show Saddam’s spawn, Quazy, raping the bridesmaids and the bride right after the wedding?]

A client of mine is a woman from the Middle East and as a devout Muslim, she said kindly and plainly, "Even with all the terror before, people there were better off under Saddam. The Iraqi people, and people in the Middle East don't want the freedom that the U.S. government thinks everyone wants. They want someone to tell them what they should do. They want someone strong in charge. Saddam was horrible, but to many of them, preferable to the life they have now."

[“Please Saddam! Come back and oppress us again!”]

If you look at the Iraq before the war and the rights that Iraqi women had, and compare it to Iran or Saudi they were head and shoulders above those countries......

[“You have the right to remain silent while Quazy rapes you.”]

11,445,638 Iraqis for Saddam. Says it all.

[Ah yes. I forgot all about that fair and honest election where Saddam received 99.99% of the vote without using Diebold machines.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; hateamericafilth; hatingamerica; idiots; saddamhussein
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Just two more weeks until the DUmmie FUnnies DUFUs the Celeb DUmmies over at Zsa Zsa Huffington's new Leftist Celeb Blog. I expect the Celeb DUmmies to be just as wacko as the peon DUmmies in DUmmieland. But don't despair you DUmmieland MoonBats. I won't forget you in the DUFUs but I just gotta go with the glitz for a while. Also I believe that DUFUing Celeb DUmmies will make it easier for Mary Matalin to decide to publish the DUmmie FUnnies (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories). But why wait for the special DUmmie Celeb editions to come out, Mary? You can contact me RIGHT NOW about a book deal at: PJ-Comix.

With the addition of the Celeb DUmmies in the DUFUs in a couple of weeks, this is a real good time to request to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 04/25/2005 5:36:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

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2 posted on 04/25/2005 5:38:14 PM PDT by CONSERVE
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 04/25/2005 5:39:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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The morons that welcomed the aliens in Independence Day were modeled off of DUmmies. I'm truly convinced of it.
4 posted on 04/25/2005 5:42:57 PM PDT by randog (What the....?!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Four!


5 posted on 04/25/2005 5:42:57 PM PDT by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Insanity has blossomed over at the Numb Nuts Party!


6 posted on 04/25/2005 5:43:01 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Hunting is women's work!)
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To: MichiganConservative

Top 10!


7 posted on 04/25/2005 5:43:20 PM PDT by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Great job as always.


8 posted on 04/25/2005 5:43:48 PM PDT by AVNevis (www.cahsconservative.blogspot.com Great Political Discussion from the eyes of a High School Student)
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To: PJ-Comix

whoooo hoooo
somewhere close in the early read catagory


9 posted on 04/25/2005 5:44:06 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Great job as usual. I truly appreciate you "taking one for the team" by going over to Moonbat Central and enduring the stupidity. You da man, PJ.


10 posted on 04/25/2005 5:44:06 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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11 posted on 04/25/2005 5:44:39 PM PDT by rdl6989 (If it drives the left into fits, its a good thing.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Just this once, DUFU means DU's F'd Up.


Can anyone else picture these idiots saying, around June 1946, that the Germans would be better with Hitler, perhaps we'd gone too far?


12 posted on 04/25/2005 5:44:56 PM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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PJ, you know this could have been written by a paleo, right?


13 posted on 04/25/2005 5:45:04 PM PDT by rdb3 (To the world, you're one person. To one person, you may be the world.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Iraqi people, and people in the Middle East don't want the freedom that the U.S. government thinks everyone wants. They want someone to tell them what they should do. They want someone strong in charge. Saddam was horrible, but to many of them, preferable to the life they have now....

"If you look at the Iraq before the war and the rights that Iraqi women had, and compare it to Iran or Saudi they were head and shoulders above those countries......

"11,445,638 Iraqis for Saddam. Says it all.


14 posted on 04/25/2005 5:47:35 PM PDT by elfman2 (@ copyright 2005)
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To: CONSERVE
11,445,638 Iraqis for Saddam. Says it all.

I still haven't seen the write-in vote total for Saddam from the January elections. This statement seems to shut up the Saddam lovers whenever I pull it out. I mean, if the guy was so beloved, why didn't he get a plethora of write-in votes?

15 posted on 04/25/2005 5:47:35 PM PDT by Carling (FReemail me if you want articles that interest, well...me!)
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To: Petronski
Can anyone else picture these idiots saying, around June 1946, that the Germans would be better with Hitler, perhaps we'd gone too far?

Nothing should surprise and shock me from DU, but this does. Maybe it's me, but I haven't heard anybody else say that Iraq would be better with Saddam. Crack kills, DUmmies.

16 posted on 04/25/2005 5:47:43 PM PDT by rdl6989 (If it drives the left into fits, its a good thing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
it was not about Saddam, it was about the oil,

Man,no matter how many times history or events prove them wrong about something DUmmies never give up on their doctrinal cliches.

17 posted on 04/25/2005 5:48:07 PM PDT by carlr
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Do you know that if Clinton had grown an extra pair (ones that weren't being fondled by interns) and had gotten rid of Saddam, it would have been the greatest act since the Crucifixion? And all the DUmmies would be lamenting how awful President Bush was to leave Iraq after the first gulf war and how Saddam should be dragged through the streets?

Poor deluded right-brained imbeciles.
18 posted on 04/25/2005 5:55:58 PM PDT by whereasandsoforth (Stamp out liberals with the big boot of truth)
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To: Petronski

Times must be tough right now in DUmmieland because about half the threads currently in their "Greatest" section are about Jeff Gannon again.


19 posted on 04/25/2005 5:56:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: carlr

carlr wrote:
it was not about Saddam, it was about the oil,

Man,no matter how many times history or events prove them wrong about something DUmmies never give up on their doctrinal cliches.

--> Using the same frame of thinking (liberal thinking, that is), then in 1945 we took hitler out of power just so we could conquor europe for it's land?
hehehehehe


20 posted on 04/25/2005 5:58:05 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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