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Florida Residents Tortured in Storm Shelter
Tempus Fugit ^

Posted on 07/10/2005 8:26:59 PM PDT by hipaatwo

Florida residents who flocked to Pensacola area storm shelters to escape hurricane Dennis were treated to physical and mental torture, Tempus Fugit has learned. The conditions endured by shelter patrons closely mirrored the torture that has been occurring at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. In addition, the food served at the storm shelter was not tailored for each person’s ethnic and religious requirements, a perk that even the Guantanamo Bay torture facilities manage to provide. One elderly man died in a Florida storm shelter. Guantanamo Bay has had no such fatalities.

According to the New York Times, patrons of the storm shelter were forced to sleep on concrete floors and were subjected to frigid temperatures brought on by air conditioning units that were set intentionally low.

(Excerpt) Read more at txfx.net ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: durbin; florida; gitmo; politcalhumor; politicalhumor

1 posted on 07/10/2005 8:27:00 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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To: hipaatwo

Is this for real?


2 posted on 07/10/2005 8:36:13 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: hipaatwo

LOL, will be hilarious if someone had the quick thinking to take a picture of themselves in the shelter with a pair of panties on their head.


3 posted on 07/10/2005 8:37:44 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: hipaatwo

LOL! Good one!


4 posted on 07/10/2005 8:42:13 PM PDT by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: nmh

No! LOL Look at keywords..it's political humor.


5 posted on 07/10/2005 8:42:23 PM PDT by hipaatwo (When you're in trouble you want all your friends around you...preferably armed!)
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To: Diddle E. Squat

LOL, will be hilarious if someone had the quick thinking to take a picture of themselves in the shelter with a pair of panties on their head.


FOFL!!


6 posted on 07/10/2005 8:43:06 PM PDT by hipaatwo (When you're in trouble you want all your friends around you...preferably armed!)
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To: hipaatwo

Fake, but accurate.


7 posted on 07/10/2005 8:43:22 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: hipaatwo

Thanks!

You never know.

The left is soooo outrageous!

:)


8 posted on 07/10/2005 8:43:37 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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