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DUmmie FUnnies 07-27-05 ("Did one of our own knock us off the Rovegate stride?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 27, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/27/2005 5:22:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The non-existent Karl Rove “scandal” is like heroin for the DUmmies. They need it so badly that they can’t stand to be away from it for long. Too bad that revealing the name of a CIA employee who is NOT covert is NOT a crime. My source for that tidbit is the author of the law making it a crime to reveal the name of a COVERT CIA agent. Additionally, the law’s author specifically said that Rove broke NO law. Of course, the DUmmies could care less about the CIA. All they know is that they think this is a way to “get” Karl Rove. All I can recommend to them is to get fixated on another phony scandal such as Jeff Gannon. It could be like a methadone solution for them when they find out the Rove “scandal” goes NOWHERE. However, in the meantime, the DUmmies don’t want to be diverted from their Rove fixation as you can see in this THREAD titled, “Did one of our own knock us off the Rovegate stride?” The DUmmie fixations about Karl Rove are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, posting from the center of the Perfect Rovian Storm, is in the [brackets]:

Did one of our own knock us off the Rovegate stride?

[Must have my Rove fix! MUST HAVE MY ROVE FIX!!!]

Say what you will about Hillary Clinton's DLC remarks, it would seem that this event, way more than any of Rove's tricks, has knocked Democrats and progressives off their stride in keeping the Rovegate story alive.

[And DAMN that Space Shuttle for diverting our attention from Karl Rove!]

I guess I have to repeat the mantra again: DO NOT LET ANYTHING TAKE THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE ROVEGATE/DSM SCANDAL!!!

[The other day, Petra Verkaik trapped me in a room and exposed her massive mammarian melons to me. However, I repeated the DUmmie Mantra: DO NOT LET ANYTHING TAKE THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE ROVEGATE/DSM SCANDAL!!! Thank God I remained fixated on Rove and didn’t pay attention at all to Petra’s Hooters.]

This goes way beyond party or ideology... this is about our country, and the criminals currently in charge. Please, please, please continue to concentrate on bringing these criminals down and restoring sanity to our republic.

[Please please please please please please maintain our absurd fixation on Karl Rove so I can restore sanity to myself.]

man f*ck hillary I bet she did it on purpose. Not matter what that stupid cow says I'll still push for the truth on Rove and the DSM.

[No man has…except for once.]

Solidarity! Don't take your eye off the prize.

[Obsessive fixation FOREVER!!!]

This is the most critical issue alive! Do NOT LET IT DIE!

[I will obsess over Karl Rove unto the end of days.]

What did Hillary say that was of such magnitude?

[“Um, well…you know…video games…pander pander…you know…hee-hee! Cackle! You know…”]

Hasn't Changed My Focus. And I don't think it's knocked the Rovian stuff off, either. There really hasn't been anything new or a "bombshell" in a few days. Some are also getting antsy...expecting the walls to start falling right now. We've got a long, hard and dirty fight ahead. My hopes are that Fitzgerald not only has the goods, but the stones to see this investigation to its proper conclusion. If this happens and results in reigning in the abuses and arrogance of this regime and the corporate media, I could care less about anything else.

[Rove…Rove…ROVE!!! Rove 24/7. PLEASE DON’T TAKE OUR ROVE FROM US OR I’LL DIIIIEEEEEE!!!!]

Focus folks, we need to Focus....Rovegate is where the action is. To be distracted now would be a fatal mistake. Keep hammering your local MSM with letters, notices of other papers stories, etc. Let the Media Frenzy grow! Feed it however you can. It is Watergate all over again, make the media salivate for every morsel. If we don't take down these monsters now, we never will...

[Obsess folks, we need to OBSESS!!!]

This Regime is the most rotten in the History of Amerika. We must keep working on how to cut this cancer out because there is no cure otherwise. As more malignancy occurs we will push to excise it.

[Don’t worry. This “Regime” will be gone…on Jan. 20, 2009.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cialeak; crybabies; dummies; getrove; karlrove; partisanwitchhunt; rovebaiting; witchhunt; zogbyism
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When Mary Matalin gives the thumbs up to a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-Rom insert for the related comix stories PLUS other goodies) deal, I think I will request that Karl Rove write the Introduction. Make it happen, Mary, by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 07/27/2005 5:22:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Sometimes it's hard to believe that this stuff is real *lol*


2 posted on 07/27/2005 5:23:20 PM PDT by cyborg (That's Mrs.Petronski to you thank you very much.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 07/27/2005 5:23:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 20?


4 posted on 07/27/2005 5:24:09 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: PJ-Comix

feelin' lucky :-)


5 posted on 07/27/2005 5:25:39 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

5?


6 posted on 07/27/2005 5:26:27 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Call me a "Murder"..And expect me to be "nice"...DREAM ON.. I never have guilt EVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

BTTT 10


7 posted on 07/27/2005 5:26:55 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Once again, you provide to us a glimpse in the mental ward that is DU.


8 posted on 07/27/2005 5:29:10 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix
This reminds me of a Pink Floyd tune...Brain Damage


9 posted on 07/27/2005 5:29:14 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: PJ-Comix

Before the ping?


10 posted on 07/27/2005 5:30:08 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Warning: May bite (Adjusts tin foil hat with stylish copper lining))
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To: PJ-Comix

"This goes way beyond party or ideology..."

sure, and there is this bridge that I would like to sell ya....


11 posted on 07/27/2005 5:30:10 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious
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To: PJ-Comix

----This Regime is the most rotten in the History of Amerika.----

Would anyone who spells "America" with a "K" consider it ever to have had a good "regime"?

----We must keep working on how to cut this cancer out because there is no cure otherwise. As more malignancy occurs we will push to excise it.----

They're called "elections", numbnuts. Either learn to win them or shaddup.

-Dan

12 posted on 07/27/2005 5:30:33 PM PDT by Flux Capacitor (Trust me. I know what I'm doing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This Regime is the most rotten in the History of Amerika. We must keep working on how to cut this cancer out because there is no cure otherwise. As more malignancy occurs we will push to excise it.

They seem to talk about pushing a lot but I haven't seen much evidence of surgical precision...must be some darn dull scalpels they are "pushing" into the body politic....
13 posted on 07/27/2005 5:31:09 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: darkwing104

Got to keep the loonies on the path.


14 posted on 07/27/2005 5:32:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I guess I have to repeat the mantra again: DO NOT LET ANYTHING TAKE THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE ROVEGATE/DSM SCANDAL!!!

Or in normal people language,
WE HAVE NO MESSAGE,NO POSITIVE OUTLOOK FOR ELECTORIAL VICTORY.WE MUST SCREAM ABOUT FAKE AND STUPID "SCANDALS"TO MAKE OURSELVES HAPPY AND GIVE OUR BOOTLICKES IN THE PRESS SOMETHING TO DO...ARAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

15 posted on 07/27/2005 5:34:37 PM PDT by carlr
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To: cripplecreek

White punks on dope too.


16 posted on 07/27/2005 5:35:05 PM PDT by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Please, please, please continue to concentrate on bringing these criminals down and restoring sanity to our republic.

Who does this DUmmie think he/she is appealing to? Someone with power and influence? Not likely...
17 posted on 07/27/2005 5:35:10 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: PJ-Comix

This Rove thing is about the funniest thing to come along in years. I wonder if these people are just LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS or if they really think anybody has ever heard of Karl Rove and if they have, do they care?

My opinion: Few people have a clue who Rove is and only a minute percentage of them care.


18 posted on 07/27/2005 5:36:03 PM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: carlr
GIVE OUR BOOTLICKES BOOTLICKERS IN THE PRESS SOMETHING TO DO.
I am stupid but how does spell check miss that,sigh.
19 posted on 07/27/2005 5:38:30 PM PDT by carlr
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To: darkwing104; PJ-Comix
Reminds me of a funny I saw at CU.
20 posted on 07/27/2005 5:43:16 PM PDT by JLO
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