DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-05 ("Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[cripplecreek]

Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh!

So does this mean Ray gets hated by association?

[kevkrom]

I stumbled across a hive of Ann Arbor liberals last night while they were having a fantasy love fest over Abraham Lincoln. The reason they loved him is because they thought he was the only "democrat" on a coin.

Ummm... they also missed Jefferson, Rooselvelt, and Kennedy.

[johnny7]

“Curt Schilling... I don't hate him, but it sure was annoying for him to break up the symbolic beauty of a Massachusetts team winning the WS right before the '04 election by saying, "I hope people vote Bush on Tuesday." What a killjoy.”

Must'a been one of the Fenway, 'Gay-Day' attendee's.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck

And what volumes have you published, o demented DUmmie sitting in your parents' basement?

[cripplecreek]

Ummm... they also missed Jefferson, Rooselvelt, and Kennedy.

Yeah I know it but I only wanted to educate them, not kill them.

[gidget7]

"Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh! "


Oh these DUmmies are too funny! It never occurs to them that these shows are the very ones who actually are watched! Nobody watches their left wing kooks shows, and when their left wing kook agenda enters one we DO watch, it's a death sentence for the show.

Networks don't seem to care either, they proudly boast of their low ratings! ANYTIME a conservative Hollywood type steps up and says how they feel, their careers soar.

The DUmmie world is getting smaller and smaller!

[Charles Henrickson]

Will the real Luis Gonzalez please stand up?

The consistently good OF for the Arizona D'backs, I mean.

In Solomon-like fashion, I will decide which one of you is the real Gonzo by how you answer me these questions three:

1. What happens to used chewing gum?

2. What is your quest?

3. What's the wing-speed velocity of an unladen fastball?

[Mr. Brightside]

If we get to start a list, I'll nominate Pat Buchanan.

[carlr]

What sad,pathetic,bitter little lives they live.

The scarier part is that holding power is the only thing that will bring them happiness.That kind of obsession with control and power is what does result in the oppressive regimes in the world.

If Republicans have a tough time next November,I won`t like it but my life will go on and I will still laugh and enjoy myself.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Explain.

[Roscoe Karns]

Wonder if they still like Tom Laughlin?:

"Hi, Cindy. I'm Billy Jack."

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"Ohmygod! Billy Jack! You're, like, my all time biggest idle! I love the way you
speak truth to power. Billy, did the universe choose you to pay me a visit?!"

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" The universe? No. I was sent by that homely chick over at Code Pink. Look,
the reason I'm here is.... Hold on. Here comes the Press with their camera
crews."

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"Nope. False alarm."

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"As I was saying, I'm here to telll you that you've got to knock it off with all this
hippy protesting stuff. The sixties are over, man. Even I don't do this crap
anymore. No one's buying your schtick. The Media can't prop you up any longer
and you've become an embarrassment to all us sixties icons. Enough."

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"But what will I do?"

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"Well, I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is I
got you a gig on the Love Boat. The bad news is... it was cancelled over 20
years ago! Ha ha- just kidding. Ahem, seriously though, I know a couple of guys
in Hollywood that are dusting off the old Gong Show. They're putting it back on
the air with Al Gore as MC! Now, all three judge slots are filled, but if I pull a
few strings I just might be able to get you a one shot deal as a contestant. Er, can
you sing or dance?"

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"Ummm....I can cry on cue and make up stories!"

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"That's swell,Cindy. Well, I better get going. So long."

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"Peace!"

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"Whatever."

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck

This person is a regular digital Earnest Hemingway.

[Eaker]

Crichton isn't debunking global warming.

He has a recent work out that is fiction concerning global warming that is highly footnoted and debunked it for me. I cannot remember the name of it off-hand.

[cripplecreek]

LOL. You've found your niche. That's some funny stuff. The Dean, Mapes, Russert interview last night was great, you should start a ping list for that stuff.

[GSWarrior]

Those are Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass songs.

[GSWarrior]

It's called State of Fear. Crichton is among those who believe that human activity is contributing very little to global warming.

[Sonny M]

Ray Bradbury, who knew!!!!!

Michael Moore didn't

Bradbury was looking into sueing Moore.

For the first, only and probably the last time, I actually got to see Moore appologise and say he felt ashamed of himself.

Didn't mean enough for him to change his movies name though.

[Eaker]

That's it, thanks.

He does make that clear in his book.

[kevkrom]

I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck and I will throw away your books or maybe use them to lite a fire!

If this is any indication of how this DUmmie writes "all day on the computer", then my only comment is the disgust I feel at the fact that my tax dollars will be used to support this "struggling artist".

[GSWarrior]

oops...wrong answer for the wrong thread.....

see post 56.