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DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-05 ("Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/28/2005 8:53:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Most celebs are hard core liberals so it is interesting to view the HATE that the DUmmies extend to the FEW celebs that support Bush as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE." Yes, there are only a FEW celebs who support Bush but even those few are INTOLERABLE in the eyes of the DUmmies. They MUST be removed from the face of the earth. So let us now view the intolerant hate of the DUmmies directed to a few select celebs in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has inside info that Mr. Ed was secretly a conservative, is in the [brackets]:

Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE Because they are Bush loving insane Republicans?!

[Mr Ed?]

Arnold ! FU Terminator! I can't believe I lusted for your body.

[Hasta la vista, BABY!!!]

It adds a new dimension to the movie "Predator" I now root for the predator. It's a whole new movie. Disappointing ending.

[You're one ugly motherf*cker.]

too bad he isnt a girlie man, i would have more respect for him

[Then let Alan Alda bask in your warmth.]

Ray Bradbury! F*ck Mr Fahrenheit! FU Mr Republican so called 'good' writer. I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck and I will throw away your books or maybe use them to lite a fire!

[Fahrenheit 451.]

Ray Bradbury is a bat-shit crazy old man

[Like George Soros?]

Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh!

[Rumor has it that an extra on that show is also a hateful rightwing Republican.]

Loretta Lynn...my ENTIRE family was GUTTED when we Found out Loretta Lynn was a Junior supporter. We always knew she was a Repuke...which is BIZARRE considering how poor she grew up. But it was TERRIBLE to find out she supported Junior.

[My entire family had to enter an Anger Management Program when we found out that ugly fact.]

Lying, pathetic, piece of shit, Bob Woodward. A sellout and a Bush shill. He tried to throw real journalists off of the trail of his White house buddies, but the world saw through it all. He's a collosal disgrace and will go down in history as a tainted "journalist". His books on Bush which gush all over the Chimperor will be dismissed as mere propaganda. His integrity is non-existent. His honor has evaporated into the hot air he bellows in defense of the White House and his own miserable, shit stained career.

[I've been developing a "strange new respect" lately for Bob Woodward.]

Curt Schilling... I don't hate him, but it sure was annoying for him to break up the symbolic beauty of a Massachusetts team winning the WS right before the '04 election by saying, "I hope people vote Bush on Tuesday." What a killjoy.

[He sure killed YOUR joy.]

Also found out Luis Gonzalez was a dumb ass when he campaigned for Bush during 2004,and in a fit of disgust, threw out his Bobble head (symbolic, yet satisfying).

[This doesn't suprise me a bit since Luis Gonzalez is one of the more prominent Freepers (Banana Republican).]

Dean Koontz.. Used to read all his books. Saw him and his wife on the repug donors list..

[I once spotted Dean Koontz smiling in the direction of Margaret Thatcher.]

Used to really like.... Charlton Heston but he became too rabidly right wing.

[Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!]

Bill Cosby. He's a huge disappointment as far as I'm concerned.

[That's only because Cosby makes sense.]

Michael Crichton. Cant say I loved him but Ive been a fan of his since "The Andromeda Strain". Now he is trying to debunk global warming.

[When the bomb goes off there'll be a thousand mutations! Andromeda will spread everywhere! They'll never be rid of it!]


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To: PJ-Comix
Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh!

So does this mean Ray gets hated by association?
41 posted on 11/28/2005 9:20:35 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: cripplecreek
I stumbled across a hive of Ann Arbor liberals last night while they were having a fantasy love fest over Abraham Lincoln. The reason they loved him is because they thought he was the only "democrat" on a coin.

Ummm... they also missed Jefferson, Rooselvelt, and Kennedy.

42 posted on 11/28/2005 9:21:42 AM PST by kevkrom (Thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (And try the veal!))
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To: PJ-Comix
“Curt Schilling... I don't hate him, but it sure was annoying for him to break up the symbolic beauty of a Massachusetts team winning the WS right before the '04 election by saying, "I hope people vote Bush on Tuesday." What a killjoy.”

Must'a been one of the Fenway, 'Gay-Day' attendee's.

43 posted on 11/28/2005 9:21:53 AM PST by johnny7 (“You have a corpse in a car, minus a head, in the garage. Take me to it.”)
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To: PJ-Comix
I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck

And what volumes have you published, o demented DUmmie sitting in your parents' basement?

44 posted on 11/28/2005 9:23:03 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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To: kevkrom
Ummm... they also missed Jefferson, Rooselvelt, and Kennedy.

Yeah I know it but I only wanted to educate them, not kill them.
45 posted on 11/28/2005 9:23:44 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh! "


Oh these DUmmies are too funny! It never occurs to them that these shows are the very ones who actually are watched! Nobody watches their left wing kooks shows, and when their left wing kook agenda enters one we DO watch, it's a death sentence for the show.

Networks don't seem to care either, they proudly boast of their low ratings! ANYTIME a conservative Hollywood type steps up and says how they feel, their careers soar.

The DUmmie world is getting smaller and smaller!
46 posted on 11/28/2005 9:23:47 AM PST by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: Banana Republican; Luis Gonzalez
Will the real Luis Gonzalez please stand up?

The consistently good OF for the Arizona D'backs, I mean.

In Solomon-like fashion, I will decide which one of you is the real Gonzo by how you answer me these questions three:

1. What happens to used chewing gum?

2. What is your quest?

3. What's the wing-speed velocity of an unladen fastball?

47 posted on 11/28/2005 9:27:20 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (What's your favourite colour?)
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To: PJ-Comix

If we get to start a list, I'll nominate Pat Buchanan.


48 posted on 11/28/2005 9:27:26 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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To: PJ-Comix
What sad,pathetic,bitter little lives they live.

The scarier part is that holding power is the only thing that will bring them happiness.That kind of obsession with control and power is what does result in the oppressive regimes in the world.

If Republicans have a tough time next November,I won`t like it but my life will go on and I will still laugh and enjoy myself.

49 posted on 11/28/2005 9:27:38 AM PST by carlr
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To: GSWarrior

Explain.


50 posted on 11/28/2005 9:27:40 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wonder if they still like Tom Laughlin?:


"Hi, Cindy. I'm Billy Jack."

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"Ohmygod! Billy Jack! You're, like, my all time biggest idle! I love the way you
speak truth to power. Billy, did the universe choose you to pay me a visit?!"

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" The universe? No. I was sent by that homely chick over at Code Pink. Look,
the reason I'm here is.... Hold on. Here comes the Press with their camera
crews."

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"Nope. False alarm."

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"As I was saying, I'm here to telll you that you've got to knock it off with all this
hippy protesting stuff. The sixties are over, man. Even I don't do this crap
anymore. No one's buying your schtick. The Media can't prop you up any longer
and you've become an embarrassment to all us sixties icons. Enough."

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"But what will I do?"

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"Well, I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is I
got you a gig on the Love Boat. The bad news is... it was cancelled over 20
years ago! Ha ha- just kidding. Ahem, seriously though, I know a couple of guys
in Hollywood that are dusting off the old Gong Show. They're putting it back on
the air with Al Gore as MC! Now, all three judge slots are filled, but if I pull a
few strings I just might be able to get you a one shot deal as a contestant. Er, can
you sing or dance?"

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"Ummm....I can cry on cue and make up stories!"

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"That's swell,Cindy. Well, I better get going. So long."

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"Peace!"

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"Whatever."

51 posted on 11/28/2005 9:29:18 AM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Choose Ye This Day
>>>>I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck

This person is a regular digital Earnest Hemingway.
52 posted on 11/28/2005 9:32:23 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Almost any problem is preferable to a greatly attenuated lifespan! - Kenneth Roberts.)
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To: GSWarrior
Crichton isn't debunking global warming.

He has a recent work out that is fiction concerning global warming that is highly footnoted and debunked it for me. I cannot remember the name of it off-hand.

53 posted on 11/28/2005 9:32:40 AM PST by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix or El Roy off of my ping list.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL. You've found your niche. That's some funny stuff. The Dean, Mapes, Russert interview last night was great, you should start a ping list for that stuff.


54 posted on 11/28/2005 9:33:39 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Those are Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass songs.


55 posted on 11/28/2005 9:34:44 AM PST by GSWarrior (Posting bandwidth-consuming images since November 2000.)
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To: Eaker

It's called State of Fear. Crichton is among those who believe that human activity is contributing very little to global warming.


56 posted on 11/28/2005 9:36:18 AM PST by GSWarrior (Posting bandwidth-consuming images since November 2000.)
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To: mware
Ray Bradbury, who knew!!!!!

Michael Moore didn't

Bradbury was looking into sueing Moore.

For the first, only and probably the last time, I actually got to see Moore appologise and say he felt ashamed of himself.

Didn't mean enough for him to change his movies name though.

57 posted on 11/28/2005 9:37:34 AM PST by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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To: GSWarrior

That's it, thanks.

He does make that clear in his book.


58 posted on 11/28/2005 9:38:00 AM PST by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix or El Roy off of my ping list.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck and I will throw away your books or maybe use them to lite a fire!

If this is any indication of how this DUmmie writes "all day on the computer", then my only comment is the disgust I feel at the fact that my tax dollars will be used to support this "struggling artist".

59 posted on 11/28/2005 9:38:26 AM PST by kevkrom (Thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (And try the veal!))
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To: Choose Ye This Day
oops...wrong answer for the wrong thread.....

see post 56.

60 posted on 11/28/2005 9:38:27 AM PST by GSWarrior (Posting bandwidth-consuming images since November 2000.)
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