[PJ-Comix]

I hoped everybody enjoyed their turkey. The strange thing is that I'm STILL hungry for more turkey.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING list.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

There was an absolutely hysterical DU thread a year or so ago, where all the more heavily medicated residents therein had protracted screaming fits over the sudden "revelation" (to them, at any rate; it'd already been common knowledge for some years, by that point) that Mystery Science Theatre 3000 funnyman Michael J. Nelson was a lifelong, broken glass political conservative.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh... good times. Good times. :)

[NeoCaveman]

The good old party of peace and love.

[Charles Henrickson]

Now he is trying to debunk global warming.

How do you know "global warming" is not just the end of a cycle of global cooling?

[voletti]

How come "Bruce Willis" is missing from the list?

[GSWarrior]

Now he is trying to debunk global warming.

Another falsehood. Crichton isn't debunking global warming.

[cripplecreek]

I stumbled across a hive of Ann Arbor liberals last night while they were having a fantasy love fest over Abraham Lincoln. The reason they loved him is because they thought he was the only "democrat" on a coin.

I couldn't let it stand so I smacked the hive with a reality stick good and hard and pointed out that Lincoln was a republican. To add insult to injury I further pointed out that my sorry highschool dropout butt had a better grasp on history and reality than fine young university students like themselves.

I guess I should apologize to Lincoln for putting him on the liberal sh!t list. OTOH maybe he should thank me.

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>>Lying, pathetic, piece of shit, Bob Woodward. A sellout and a Bush shill.


There must be another universe out there where this paragraph makes a vague amount of sense.

[cripplecreek]

Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh!

So does this mean Ray gets hated by association?

[johnny7]

“Curt Schilling... I don't hate him, but it sure was annoying for him to break up the symbolic beauty of a Massachusetts team winning the WS right before the '04 election by saying, "I hope people vote Bush on Tuesday." What a killjoy.”

Must'a been one of the Fenway, 'Gay-Day' attendee's.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck

And what volumes have you published, o demented DUmmie sitting in your parents' basement?

[gidget7]

"Can't even *stand* to have "Everybody Loves Raymond" on anymore b/c of that hateful rightwing twit that plays his wife. Patricia Heaton, is it? Bllllecccccchh! "


Oh these DUmmies are too funny! It never occurs to them that these shows are the very ones who actually are watched! Nobody watches their left wing kooks shows, and when their left wing kook agenda enters one we DO watch, it's a death sentence for the show.

Networks don't seem to care either, they proudly boast of their low ratings! ANYTIME a conservative Hollywood type steps up and says how they feel, their careers soar.

The DUmmie world is getting smaller and smaller!

[Mr. Brightside]

If we get to start a list, I'll nominate Pat Buchanan.

[carlr]

What sad,pathetic,bitter little lives they live.

The scarier part is that holding power is the only thing that will bring them happiness.That kind of obsession with control and power is what does result in the oppressive regimes in the world.

If Republicans have a tough time next November,I won`t like it but my life will go on and I will still laugh and enjoy myself.

[Roscoe Karns]

Wonder if they still like Tom Laughlin?:

"Hi, Cindy. I'm Billy Jack."

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"Ohmygod! Billy Jack! You're, like, my all time biggest idle! I love the way you
speak truth to power. Billy, did the universe choose you to pay me a visit?!"

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" The universe? No. I was sent by that homely chick over at Code Pink. Look,
the reason I'm here is.... Hold on. Here comes the Press with their camera
crews."

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"Nope. False alarm."

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"As I was saying, I'm here to telll you that you've got to knock it off with all this
hippy protesting stuff. The sixties are over, man. Even I don't do this crap
anymore. No one's buying your schtick. The Media can't prop you up any longer
and you've become an embarrassment to all us sixties icons. Enough."

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"But what will I do?"

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"Well, I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is I
got you a gig on the Love Boat. The bad news is... it was cancelled over 20
years ago! Ha ha- just kidding. Ahem, seriously though, I know a couple of guys
in Hollywood that are dusting off the old Gong Show. They're putting it back on
the air with Al Gore as MC! Now, all three judge slots are filled, but if I pull a
few strings I just might be able to get you a one shot deal as a contestant. Er, can
you sing or dance?"

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"Ummm....I can cry on cue and make up stories!"

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"That's swell,Cindy. Well, I better get going. So long."

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"Peace!"

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"Whatever."

[kevkrom]

I write all day on the computer and ya know what? ITS EASY and you suck and I will throw away your books or maybe use them to lite a fire!

If this is any indication of how this DUmmie writes "all day on the computer", then my only comment is the disgust I feel at the fact that my tax dollars will be used to support this "struggling artist".

[Democratshavenobrains]

"Larry Johnson had just said just the opposite. How could Woodward possibly say this?!"

Too funny. Hey, maybe because Larry Johnson is a partisan moron? Guess that is too obvious for the DUmmies to realize.

[mikrofon]

my ENTIRE family was GUTTED when we Found out Loretta Lynn was a Junior supporter

But think of how embarrassed they'll be when they hear YOU still wear a junior supporter...

[blinachka]

We always knew she was a Repuke...which is BIZARRE considering how poor she grew up.

Gee, my family is poor for the most part. I certainly am...and I'M a Republican...Don't these DUmmies realize that it's only the STUPID poor who are Dems? (obviously not...)

What a bunch of DUmmies!!

[Paradox]

Liberals are the most hatefilled individuals I have ever known. They are simply insufferable to be around. Hatefilled, dour, they should simply all commit mass suicide..

[Tribune7]

Thanks for that list of celebrities to root for.

Curt Schilling... I don't hate him, but it sure was annoying for him to break up the symbolic beauty of a Massachusetts team winning the WS right before the '04 election by saying, "I hope people vote Bush on Tuesday."

What a wonderful thing to do in Boston. You're the Red Sox fans. You suffer 75 years of tearjerking, heart-rending losses to finally win it all, only to have your hero tell you that you are all fools.