Winners of the Great Conservative Slogan Contest

Bookworm Room ^ | 02/16/2006 | Bookworm Room

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Thanks to all who voted in the first Great Conservative Slogan Contest. The voting is closed and I've gathered the results. And without further ado, here are the winning slogans:

Best NSA slogan [by Laer]:
Bush spied, terrorists died.

Best slogan about Democrats [by Kevin]:
Democrats -- a 40 year war on poverty and still no exit strategy

Best slogan about education [by Dennis Travis]:
Help stamp out literacy -- support the teachers' union.

Best slogan about life and death issues [by Patrick O'Hannigan]:
Aren't you glad your mother was pro-life?

Best anti-terrorism slogan [by Laer]:
Give peace a chance. Kill a terrorist.

Best "I support Bush" slogan [by Lissa]:
I stubbed my toe. Impeach Bush!

Best "I support the war and our troops" slogan [by Anonymous]:
Peace through victory.

Best "money and responsibility" slogan [by Quadko]:
Keep your socialism out of my paycheck!

Best "this is liberalism" slogan [by Unknown, so it's probably not original to my readers, but it really is a good one]:
Liberals: so open-minded, their brains fell out.

Best original "this is liberalism" slogan [by Quadko]:
It takes a conservative to feed a liberal.

Best "free speech/ACLU" slogan [by Sammy]:
ACLU: Aiding and Abetting America's Enemies.

Best MSM slogan [by The Good Lt]:
Reporters aren't liberal -- and the 9/11 hijackers weren't Muslims.

Best "the USA is a great place" slogan [by our own Don Quixote]:
I will not be intimidated. I will not be silenced. I am an American.

Best "election 2008" slogan [by Bilgeman]:
Vote for a REAL strong woman . . . Condoleeza!

Best religion slogan [by Quadko]:
Free to be religious.

Best of the rest [by Lissa]:
Casey Sheehan deserves a better spokesperson.

I will be scanning every bumpersticker I see from now on in the hopes of finding these clever, interesting and insightful slogans cropping up on America's cars.

Thanks again to all of you who participated, both by submitting all those wonderful ideas, and by voting.

[If you want to see all of the slogans in the contest, check here (http://bookwormroom.blogspot.com/2006/02/vote-in-great-conservative-slogan.html). You're also still welcome to vote, although I will no longer be counting votes.]

[vladslayer]

>>>Best original "this is liberalism" slogan [by Quadko]:
It takes a conservative to feed a liberal.


I do not understand why you you do help your enemy - liberal is as Communist, no? I think we in the Ukraine, (majorities people, I is which I think), would to hurt Communist, but never FEED THEY. I have an anxiety understanding language; therefore have a patience if you please! But you will explain, will please?

I thank all new friends on FreeRepublic.

I will regret about the poor English - I from Kiev, I try hard by dictionary Imperatorskoe Russkoe of 1974 and computer program, but frequently I can say that people think I foolish.

Good! Thank you!

Vladimir Ushenko

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The message of the slogan you're asking about is essentially that liberals are parasites and that it takes a conservative to feed and protect them.

[Delta 21]

I found me a new tagline for a while.

[vladslayer]

>>>The message of the slogan you're asking about is essentially that liberals are parasites and that it takes a conservative to feed and protect them.

Yes, but why to feed/protect them, THIS is I don't understand, I think.

Thank you!

Vladimir Ushenko

[MindBender26]

Dick Cheney's shotgun is safer

than Teddy Kennedy's car.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Because they are still fellow humans.

Rather poor representations of the species I admit but still our fellow man.

[raccoonradio]

Facts Defeat Liberalism-- Rush Limbaugh

[Jack of all Trades]

Liberalism: replacing backbones with wishbones.

[TheRobb7]

BTTT

[ViLaLuz]

bump

[Fenris6]

"Pro-Choice: Will Kill for Sex"