Homeland Security Department Proposes Immigration Solution

AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 1 June 2006 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Taking a page from the Disney Corporation, the U.S. Homeland Security Department is proposing to rename the country “Americaland” and charge hefty admission fees. Individual admission fees would be in the $300 range for a three-week pass. Family admission packages would start at $1,000.

“We can’t stop illegal entry, so we might as well try to turn a profit,” said Emilio Gonzalez, director of the department's Citizenship and Immigration Services.

The admission packages include a variety of rides in boxcars, vehicle trunks and semi-trailers. Homeland Security staff dressed as “Uncle Sam,” “George Washington” and INS officers will be available for photo ops. Cheesy, over-priced merchandise will be sold on every street corner.

The plan still has to be approved by congress where it may face tough opposition from Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.). “I like everything about this plan except the part about turning a profit,” said Kennedy. “If it can be amended to include a tax increase so admission can be free, I’m all for it.”

[jety2k]

Great idea!!!!
Think of the possibilities.

We could break the USA into 4 separate parks... Northland, Southland, Eastland and West land. Charge $300.00 per person for a 1 week pass to each park.

Rent out the Whitehouse and Capitol building for birthday parties and weddings.

For an extra few bucks the President will pose with the kiddies for pictures!

I love it...