Posted on 06/02/2006 3:10:14 PM PDT by John Semmens
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) is getting her bid for a second term under way with an emotional 18-minute video that features praise from her husband and a bevy of his interns.
"I didn't vote for Hillary last time,” said a tearful former U.S. President Bill Clinton. “I was too busy with other affairs. But Hillary stood by me when I was attacked by the vast right wing conspiracy. I owe it to my soul-mate to try to show up for this next election whenever it is.”
“She’s like kind of old and not that attractive, but Bill says she’s an (expletive deleted) genius about politics,” said Tiffany Orelmeister, who described herself as head of Clinton’s senior staff support team.
“Bill says he is behind her 100 percent,” said Belinda Stronach, who says she is a member of the Canadian Parliament. “He is such a great man. If he is behind her, that’s where everyone else should be.”
The video is rated R for inane language and partial nudity.
In related news, Sen. Clinton described how she had befriended the maid who cleans her hotel room. "At first, I felt enraged when I discovered that the pillow mint was white chocolate--I hate white chocolate," said Clinton. "Chocolate needs to be richly brown, like my African-American friends. But the maid cringed so obsequiously that I just fell in love with her. Now we are best fiends."
According to the West New York Media Network, Clinton was unable to disclose the woman's name. "The idea of asking her name never occurred to me," said Clinton. The junior senator defended her lack of knowledge by pointing out that she does not know the names of most of her other best friends either. "There is so little time in my busy schedule," said Clinton. "Why waste it learning trivia that I'll only forget later."
read more satire at...
http://www.azconservative.org/Semmens1.htm
OK...ok....had to go look at the source.
LOL
Clintons, "We are so sorry and disappointed we are now rich white people just like the ones we hate"
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