Oh, don't be silly, Alouette. Elvis was so fat an jowly it would have taken a fortune in plastic surgery to make him look like Fidel.
Why would they go to all that trouble when they could have used Ringo Starr?
Posted on 12/14/2006 8:50:19 AM PST by mandingo republican
CASTRO IS DEAD CIA RUNS CUBA Fidel Castro died in 1981, and was replaced by a look-alike CIA plant. The dictator ate tainted shellfish and died. CIA infiltrators wasted no time in covering this up, and installing an agent named Alexis Papagos to impersonate Castro, and run the country. This information comes to THE UNCOVEROR via Cuban national, Igor Davidovich Martinez.
Why, then, does the U.S. government maintain the embargo against Cuba? "The CIA is turning a great profit by selling contraband Cuban goods on the black market," says Martinez, "and they don't want to give that up." The CIA sees to it that the embargo stays.
What tipped Martinez off? Before 1981, the real Fidel Castro nearly always wore a military uniform. After that year, "Castro," really Alexis Papagos, appeared more often in civilian clothing.
This prompted Martinez, and several others to start digging. Of those who discovered this deception, only Martinez remains alive.
The plot almost failed. A few people in 1981 heard of Castro's death, and began a rumor that he had died of syphilis, but the CIA quickly made those people, some of them Americans, Disappear. They needed the world to think that Castro was still alive. They didn't want you to know, but thanks to THE UNCOVEROR, now you do.
So when will this person die?
And don't get me started on the time the CIA poisoned Santa and replaced him with all those drunks in Santa suits.
Fidel Castro died in 1978, and was replaced by Elvis Presley, who was recruited by the CIA for this critical assignment.
You don't get it. The CIA faked Elvis' death so that Elvis could go down to Cuba and impersonate Fidel.
Cordially,
Oh, don't be silly, Alouette. Elvis was so fat an jowly it would have taken a fortune in plastic surgery to make him look like Fidel.
Why would they go to all that trouble when they could have used Ringo Starr?
They needed Ringo to stand in for Yasser Arafat.
Duh-OH [slaps self on forehead], of course, you're right.
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