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DUmmie FUnnies 02-15-07 (Mookie, Mookie, Lend Me Your Comb)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 15, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/15/2007 4:55:02 PM PST by PJ-Comix

It looks like Mookie al-Sadr has split the Iraq scene for Iran due to too much heat from the upcoming troop surge that the Democrats have assured us can't work. Already the DUmmies are pining for his return as you can see in this THREAD titled, "CNN: Muqtada al Sadr Left Iraq For Iran." So what we have here are supposedly feminist leftwing loonies longing for the return of an Islamo-Fascist who wants to cover all women with ugly black burkhas and treat them like third class dirt. The reason for this is that Mookie's saving grace in the eyes of the Left is that he is anti-American. So let us now watch the DUmmies swoon over their dreamy Mookie in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Mookie has decided to forgo his 72 virgin quota by splitting town on the fly, is in the [brackets]:

CNN: Muqtada al Sadr Left Iraq For Iran

[Tell us again how the Surge can't possibly work.]

a run for the border before it closes? His spiritual roots are living in Qom I do believe.

[It's the Qom before the storm for Mookie.]

He might have been seen by some Shia as a traitor for rejoining the parliament. Of course he could be there to wait out the surge. Some of his staff have left for Iran. this will make it difficult for the US to off the head of the Madhi brigade.

[Meanwhile Mookie is staring at his navel in Qom. Isolated and away from troublemaking.]

Considering what the surge is doing to the Shias in Baghdad, I wouldn't blame Sadr for going to Iran where he would be a lot safer.

[Tell us again how the surge can't work.]

Yes. I'm thinking this is a WH propaganda attempt.

[You mean Mookie is still hanging around his 'hood?]

I don't believe a word of this crap, by the way.

[For your devout belief, you will be receiving a Mookie Man Action Toy.]

Correspondent Michael Ware being MUCH more skeptical of it. Kind of pulling the rug out from under the story.

[Michael Ware will also be receiving a Mookie Man Action Toy. It splits at the first sign of trouble. Batteries not included.]

The CNN White House correspondent was breathless, almost giddy, in being the good stenographer putting out the Bush spin on Muqtada in Iran. No questioning of the info, just repeating it with no analysis. I love how the "senior administration officials: said he fled because of the "surge". From what I've heard from news reports about the "surge", it's a bust. Thank God Michael Ware was on to give a report on the ground in Iraq with some Iraqi realism instead of Bush spin.

[Well now, let's take it from the top & grab some wheels & on the way we'll talk about some cuckoo deals.]

Seems like Fabricated Crap in order to Attack Iran.

[Now you're on the way, miss, & I'm readin' you just fine. Don't cut out of here till we get on Cloud 9.]

He's been there two or three weeks? Wolf Blitzer just said it was a hot breaking story! And I don't give a damn WHERE Sadr ended up--NOBODY NOTICED that he left the country at least two weeks ago?

[I've got smog in my noggin ever since you made the scene.]

Sadr went to Iran? Whoopie ding dong.

[If you ever tool me out...dead, I'm the saddest, like a brain.]

Iraqi official now DENIES Sadr in Iran...

[Baghdad Bob is working again?]

Very suspicious timing coinciding with surge debate. We will have to wait and see how this story develops.

[Man, I got my bruise lighters in my flapsy-colored pen.
You're gonna send me to that planet called...you know it, baby, the end!]

An aide to Mr. Sadr, reached by telephone on Tuesday night, denied that Mr. Sadr had left Iraq and said that the cleric was planning a televised address in the next several says.

[If you ever cut out, you might be a stray cat.
'Cause when I'm flyin' solo, nowhere's we're on that!]

it's all the rage these days, getting out of Iraq

[It's because of the surge that the Democrats say can't work.]

Oh of course he's in Iran ...we need at least one other reason to bomb the snot out of an innocent country ...

[Mookie, Mookie, lend me your comb. Mookie, Mookie?]

Nothing but political spin to try and scare the Democrats debating the surge in the House and Senate... You will start seeing Bushies jumping up and down saying the surge is working... We need to get some factual reporting on this to counter.

[What's with this comb caper, baby? Why do you wanna latch up with my comb?]

Can you say, for a fact, that he may NOT catch the next flight back? Methinks this is all a part of our Idiot King's waltz to build up hatred for Iran.

[I just want you to stop combing your hair...& kiss me. You're the maximum utmost.]

He's been there for weeks but yet it is just now important enough to be newsworthy. Seems like another convenient news plant to up the Iran agenda.

[Well, I beans & I dreams goin', I'm movin' right now.
'Cause that's the kind of scene that I dig...baby, you're the ginchiest!]


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To: Duke Nukum

I would guess you live in a red state. That comment by the DUmmie was bad but I think I read worse in our local paper every day. I'm finding it real hard not to hate them.


21 posted on 02/15/2007 6:06:35 PM PST by westmichman (They cried "Peace, peace," but there is no peace.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I lurk at DU. These fools honsetly believe that there is NO terrorism, but all the attacks are manufactored scare tactics.
They have NO concept of an organized enemy.
They do not believe terror ever existed and have no plan to combat it, apart of calling the cops.

I think this reveals the Democrat paralysis in congress when it comes to dealing with terror. If Mr Bush was not President, Pelosi and company would be caught like a deer in headlights.

Had Gore won in 2000, I have no idea just how many more Americans would be dead today.


22 posted on 02/15/2007 6:36:09 PM PST by Cyclops08
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To: westmichman

I live in a red state if you are talking about Bolshevik red. Comrade Doyle is our Governor.

I just quit reading the news quite a bit and even though our state has been over run by Bolsheviks, we have one of the best local conservative talk show hosts in the country at WIBA, Vicky McKenna.

But what that DUmmie said was beneath contemptible. I remember the Iran revolution. Kevin Hermening was from my hometown, he was one of the marines held captive by those muslim swine.

When he was finally released they had this big welcome home for him. We didn't go to that but we did wait on the street to see him pass. And Kevin stuck his head out the window and waved to us and at that moment, I don't know, it woke something up in me.

When this dipstick DUmmie says Iran is innocent, it just fills me with rage and sadness. Even a DUmmie should know better. Even a DUmmie should want to be a better person then it currently is. I've written and said plenty of stupid things in my life but never anything as stupid or contemptible as that.


23 posted on 02/15/2007 7:16:50 PM PST by Duke Nukum (Chickens are part of the natural cycle of life, and that is why we play chickenball in the house.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you think any of these whining geeks will acknowledge Bush didn't start a war with Iran when 2009 comes around?

THEY HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS EXACT SAME SH@T SINCE 2004! Do they not know how retarded they sound?


24 posted on 02/15/2007 8:30:35 PM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh of course he's in Iran ...we need at least one other reason to bomb the snot out of an innocent country ...

Well I suppose this means that the fact that madman from Iran getting a nuke to bomb the snot out of your @$$ isn't enough?

25 posted on 02/15/2007 9:43:33 PM PST by beckysueb
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To: PJ-Comix

DU-er: America bad. Anyone who hates her, good.


26 posted on 02/16/2007 1:06:13 AM PST by BamaAndy (Heart & Iron--the story of America through an ordinary family. ISBN: 1-4137-5397-3)
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To: steveegg
I'm starting to get the feeling that these DUmmies would rather "live" in the slavery of dhimmitude and ultimately die under Sharia than "suffer" another day under "Republicanism" or conservatism.

You know it!

To live under "Republicanism" or conservatism, you have to get off your "brains" and WORK for a living!

DUmmies are too "good" to actually get their hands dirty doing actual work. To them, "work" is a "4-letter word"...

27 posted on 02/16/2007 3:33:52 AM PST by dirtbiker (Bumper Sticker: "I'm a liberal arts major. (Would you like fries with that?)")
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To: PJ-Comix
You will start seeing Bushies jumping up and down saying the surge is working... We need to get some factual reporting on this to counter.

The DUmmie wants factual reporting? Let's get Jason Leopold over there to investigate. He'll get to the bottom(-less Pitt) of it in a mere 24 business hours.

28 posted on 02/16/2007 6:11:46 AM PST by beans36
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To: Duke Nukum

"Iran is anything but innocent"

In the eyes of a DUmmie, the only country NOT innocent is the United States.


29 posted on 02/16/2007 7:05:02 AM PST by imskylark
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To: imskylark

I'd like to know why/how the borders with Iran are so insecure. Can't we keep Mookie in and the armament out?!


30 posted on 02/16/2007 7:25:52 AM PST by The Right Stuff
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Good thing I posted this yesterday since my cable connection at home is now down. I am at the library. This seems to happen whenever there is a big change in weather. In this case, a cold snap caused by Global Warming.


31 posted on 02/16/2007 7:34:32 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Good thing I posted this yesterday since my cable connection at home is now down. I am at the library. This seems to happen whenever there is a big change in weather. In this case, a cold snap caused by Global Warming.

I'm confused. What does the weather have to do with a cable connection, which I assume is wire?

I have wireless, and used to watch the weather around here closely, because I assumed atmospheric conditions interfered with reception.

I was half right. Atmospheric conditions have something to do with reception of the internet through wireless, but.....

.....usually those are atmospheric conditions in southern Minnesota or northern Utah, and not here in the Sandhills of Nebraska.

32 posted on 02/16/2007 8:50:47 AM PST by franksolich (mellow, sitting back, relaxing, watching the show)
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To: Duke Nukum

Vicky McKenna bump! She rocks!


33 posted on 02/16/2007 11:01:47 AM PST by Mr. Silverback ("Logic" is as meaningless to a liberal as "desert" is to a fish.--Freeper IronJack)
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To: PJ-Comix

They are invested in America's defeat therefore we must defeat them.I suggest with holding the national zanax supply for the duration of the surge!


34 posted on 02/16/2007 11:22:26 AM PST by bonehead4freedom (Rhinos don't win elections ,conservatives do !)
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To: PJ-Comix; doug from upland; LUV W; cripplecreek; Purrcival; KJC1; Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; ...

FEARS OF A COWARD
Tune: "Tears of a Clown"

Al-Sadr is miles out of place
But he wants to assure the Shiites
That when it comes down to Mookie's trip
Now listen he's only gone to see sights
But don't let his brief excursion
Lead you to think he's Persian
When there's an attack
Al-Sadr will act
He's gone but he's comin' right back
Never mind just how quickly he packed

Now there's some sandbags in Iran
That's where Mookie al-Sadr ran
The fears of a coward
When the surge is empowered

Now if he appears to run and flee
It's only to get back that much sooner
No fear of a surge could make him fly
That bit about bombs is an ugly rumor
So don't think just 'cause he's missing
That he's a great big sissy
He needed to go
Al-Sadr said so
He's gone but he wants you to know
That the virgins will surge when you blow

Now there's some sandbags in Iran
That's where Mookie al-Sadr ran
The fears of a coward
When the surge is empowered

Just like Osama did
He tries to keep his presence hid
Heroic in the Muslim world
But in a little ball he's curled
The fears of a coward
When the surge is empowered

{Fade out}

Al-Sadr is miles out of place
Don't let his brief excursion
Lead you to think he's Persian
Don't let this trip he's made
Make you think that he's afraid
When really he's brave
He laughs at the grave . . .

35 posted on 02/16/2007 11:45:49 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles, you are the master.


To me, Mookie is the Shiite version of Monty Python's Brave Sir Robin.

Brave Al Mookie ran away
He bravely ran away, away
He bravely ran away


36 posted on 02/16/2007 11:49:31 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Hillary Hugo Chavez wants to "take those profits" away from you, for the common good)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Mookie Mookie:


Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Fine little JDAM waits for me
Catch a camel got to flee
Hiding in Qom, all alone
Never know if I make it home

Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Three nights and days hide in fear
Think of martyrs, constantly
In my hole, seek me there
I have spiders in my hair.

Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!

See Iran, the moon above
It won't be long, I be back
Take up my arms again
Tell Maliki I'll never leave again

Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Let's take it on outa here now
Let's go!!


37 posted on 02/16/2007 11:55:45 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: PJ-Comix

It's telling that there aren't any LOUSY FREEPER TROLL! moments on this thread. The Left is pretty much in unison hoping that the jihadis win. These are NOT antiwar activists, they are anti-American activists.


38 posted on 02/16/2007 1:40:13 PM PST by denydenydeny ("We have always been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France"--Wellington)
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To: PJ-Comix
Correspondent Michael Ware being MUCH more skeptical of it.

He's Warey.

39 posted on 02/16/2007 2:10:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Ware?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Seems like Fabricated Crap. . . .

DUmmies like Anti-American Crap.

40 posted on 02/16/2007 2:14:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The DUnghill.)
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