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Jesse Jackson to Pay False Accuser’s College Tuition
azconservative ^ | 15 April 2007 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/15/2007 5:40:32 PM PDT by John Semmens

Reverend Jesse Jackson said that his Rainbow/Push Coalition will pay the college tuition for a black stripper who made false rape allegations against white members of Duke University’s men’s lacrosse team. Jackson said that his organization is committed to making sure the 27-year-old divorced mother of two will be able to “convert her considerable creative skills into a more lucrative and less demeaning career.”

North Carolina Attorney General Roy Cooper has declared all charges against the Duke players will be dropped. DNA tests on all 46 of the lacrosse team’s white members failed to match any evidence taken from their accuser. Cooper characterized Durham County District Attorney Mike Nifong, the originator of the case, as a “rogue prosecutor.”

Nifong defended his actions, saying he based his case on both history and instinct. “Look, white men have been raping black women for centuries,” Nifong explained. “If President Jefferson did it, why should I doubt that these college punks would do it? Why, I was tempted to do it myself when she reenacted the dance she did at the team’s party. My gut told me they were guilty. I just didn’t have enough time to produce the evidence I needed to complete the case.”

Jackson said that the “rush to exonerate the innocent has caused nearly everyone to overlook this woman’s tremendous talent.” “Despite considerable exonerating forensic evidence, this woman was able to convince a white prosecutor to accept her allegations and prosecute these white boys,” Jackson pointed out. “She also got 88 members of the Duke faculty to make a public statement condemning the lacrosse team. I’m telling you, she’s one persuasive mutha. There’s a future for her in my orgasm if she wants it.”

The woman, Crystal Gail Mangum (alias: Janette Rivers), is currently a student at North Carolina Central University. Mangum says she appreciates Rev. Jackson’s tuition offer and hopes to use it to pursue a major in “the performing arts or maybe creative writing.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: duke; justice; rape; satire

1 posted on 04/15/2007 5:40:35 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
“rush to exonerate the innocent has caused nearly everyone to overlook this woman’s tremendous talent.”

As a liar and a prostitute, I suppose she would make a good politician.

2 posted on 04/15/2007 5:57:25 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: John Semmens

Considering she committed a crime, shouldn’t she be barred from getting paid for it?


3 posted on 04/15/2007 6:00:07 PM PDT by PghBaldy (Reporter: Are you surprised? Nancy Pelosi: No. My eyes always look like this.)
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To: Rodney King

hey it doesn’t bother Jesse to pay for her tuition. It’s not like it’s any money he earned. He’s going to pay for it with the donations he conned out of chumps or blackmailed out of gutless corporations.

Plus, I’ll bet almost anything you care to name he is going to pay it semester by semester, and this loser of a chick will have dropped out by the time the first break rolls around.


4 posted on 04/15/2007 6:17:42 PM PDT by Ronin (Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
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To: John Semmens

This is a parody.


5 posted on 04/15/2007 6:19:11 PM PDT by Zack Nguyen
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To: Rodney King
And I wonder who will help out the boys, who's legal bills must be enormous, and get them back on track?

Jesse sure won't, because those boys are white!

6 posted on 04/15/2007 6:19:40 PM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: Zack Nguyen
Dang... got me again!

Well shoot.

7 posted on 04/15/2007 6:21:17 PM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: John Semmens
Ironically, I tend to blame many conservative commentators (along with the liberal network media) for making Jackson and Sharpton the "gatekeepers of morality" in America.

For heavens sake, Hannity has Sharpton on his radio and Fox News TV show twice a week it seems. (BEFORE this Imus thing)

Hannity and other conservatives fawn all over Sharpton while seeking their "take" on the issue of the day.

My momma always told me that the best way to get back at someone is to ignore them like they didn't exist.

If I hate a particular show, I don't watch it.

If I hate a particular restaurant, I dont eat there.

If I detest a particular girl, I don't take her out on date after date all the while complaining about how much I hate her.

Hannity and others have only themselves to blame for making Sharpton and Jessie Jackson as big as they are.

8 posted on 04/15/2007 6:25:24 PM PDT by Edit35
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To: John Semmens
“convert her considerable creative skills

Oh please..spare me...

9 posted on 04/15/2007 6:47:20 PM PDT by Don Corleone (Leave the gun..take the cannoli)
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To: John Semmens
There’s a future for her in my orgasm if she wants it.”

Why am I not surprised? LOL!

10 posted on 04/15/2007 6:58:36 PM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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To: John Semmens

If he doesn’t, I hope she sues his racist, lying ass.


11 posted on 04/15/2007 8:17:26 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
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To: Rodney King
As a liar and a prostitute, I suppose she would make a good politician.

Thing is she was in her second year studying (wait for it) police psychology

12 posted on 04/15/2007 8:52:30 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Nobody gets me)
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To: John Semmens

as usual, jesse is disgusting.

she should first at least apologize for her lying.

but, as a black 20 year-old friend once told me, “we do not have to apologize even if we’re wrong because of slavery”.


13 posted on 04/15/2007 8:55:37 PM PDT by ken21 (it takes a village to brainwash your child + to steal your property! /s)
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To: Northern Yankee
"And I wonder who will help out the boys, who's legal bills must be enormous, and get them back on track?"

Lets see if I can enumerate a few of the entities whose assets are currently at risk of being transferred to the INNOCENT young men - if the families decide to pursue Civil Action:

Nifong
Duke University
The President of Duke
Members of the faculty at Duke
The City of Durham
The State of North Carolina
The Pooolice Dept. of Durham.
Etc, etc, etc.......

The only one immune from being racked over the coals, is the nappy headed ho who made the false charges -- because she literally doesn't have a pot to piss in -- until Jesse gets her educated and earning more that she did laying on her back with her heels in the air...

Semper Fi

14 posted on 04/16/2007 12:08:08 AM PDT by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: river rat

Semper Fi!


15 posted on 04/16/2007 4:09:02 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: ken21

The all purpose excuse.


16 posted on 04/16/2007 4:30:05 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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