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Obama Touts Gun-Control
azconservative ^ | 28 Apr 2007 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/01/2007 8:31:46 AM PDT by John Semmens

Cho Seung-Hui, the presumed mentally ill gunman who shot 32 people at Virginia Tech inspired Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-Ill.) to urge that laws should be strengthened to prevent the mentally ill from buying guns. Federal laws already prohibit those confirmed to be mentally ill from purchasing guns. Obama says these laws don’t go far enough.

“Existing laws miss the point,” Obama said. “A desire to own a gun should, by itself, be considered prima facie evidence of mental illness. I mean, who would want a gun? In this modern age, gun ownership is an anachronism. The average home-owner isn’t hunting to put food on his family’s table. He doesn’t need to fight off savages who would rape his wife and murder or abduct his children. Why does he need a gun? It’s nuts.”

Under Obama’s proposal, a new federal Gun Registry Administration Bureau (GRAB) would be established. GRAB would be authorized to review all state laws pertaining to gun ownership and void those deemed unsuitably “loose.” “Under our Constitution, regulation of firearms is a federal responsibility,” Obama claimed. “States must not be permitted to usurp this authority through lax enforcement.”

Obama insisted that “those truly in need of owning a weapon will still have access. All they have to do is demonstrate to the satisfaction of federal agents that they have a legitimate need for it.” Obama did admit, though, that demonstrating such a need would be difficult since the mere expression of a need for a firearm would normally be considered disqualifying.

In related news, California Assemblyman Kevin de León (D-Los Angeles) introduced a bill (AB 362) that would put restrictions on ammunition. De Leon applauded himself for “finding a loophole in the Second Amendment.” “The Bill of Rights says people have the right to bear arms,” de Leon pointed out. “It doesn’t say anything about bullets.”

De Leon congratulated himself on coming up with “a bullet-proof solution to mass murders like the ones we saw at Virginia Tech. Without bullets, Cho would’ve been stopped before he started.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: guns; satire; secondamendment

1 posted on 05/01/2007 8:31:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Personally, I think running for the Presidency as a Democrat metrosexual is prima facie evidence of mental illness......


2 posted on 05/01/2007 8:34:41 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sings like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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To: John Semmens

The Onion, Scrappleface,....No, The azconservative.com, almost the same thing.

It almost had me there for a few seconds.


3 posted on 05/01/2007 8:44:39 AM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
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To: John Semmens

“Existing laws miss the point,” Obama said. “A desire to own a gun should, by itself, be considered prima facie evidence of mental illness. I mean, who would want a gun? In this modern age, gun ownership is an anachronism. The average home-owner isn’t hunting to put food on his family’s table. He doesn’t need to fight off savages who would rape his wife and murder or abduct his children. Why does he need a gun? It’s nuts.”

HELL TO THA NAW!!! This man is a nut job and must be stopped!


4 posted on 05/01/2007 8:47:33 AM PDT by 007girl
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To: John Semmens

While this is satire......

This is not: http://www.startribune.com/563/story/1154253.html


5 posted on 05/01/2007 8:49:47 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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To: John Semmens

Almost got me. (Scraping brains off ceiling tiles...)


6 posted on 05/01/2007 9:13:17 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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