[dogbrain]

"Hemingway wrote novels shorter then this post."

I suspect a woman wrote this.
I don't know any men who could tell such a long, pointless, whiney, story.
With the possible exception of Christopher Lowell and ALgore.

I GET it.
men - stupid
fire - hot
cat turds - tasty...

Facts of life.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Who said anything before about litterbox tootsie rolls?

[Michael.SF.]

LOL

You may very well be right!