[PJ-Comix]

I guess I will have to watch Nightline tonight. I need to see the look on Edwards face as he lies again.

[Paul Heinzman]

That's the problem. All that blood in the penis makes them unable to think.,

They stop thinking before the blood is in the penis. Once it's there, you've gone waaay to far.

[Charles Henrickson]

how my pet DUmmie ants would react. The moment I came home, I took a look at my DUmmie Ant Farm to watch them form the circular mill over this scandal. So let us all take a look inside the DUmmie Ant Farm. . . .

HOURS OF FUN!

[SkyDancer]

(using Rush Limbaugh’s pansy tone) -but but he’s now honest that he came forward and admitted it ... isn’t he a hero???

>gak<

[Charles Henrickson]

Edwards said he knew he was not the father based on timing of the baby's birth on February 27, 2008. He said his affair ended too soon for him to have been the father.

Of course. Edwards was Father of the Year for 2007, not 2008.

[Charles Henrickson]

Goodbye John Edwards. You are now dead weight in political circles. You are trash, total pure unadulturated trash.

Oh, I don't know. I'd say he's total pure ADULTERATED trash.

[centurion316]

Great post, thanks. I especially liked this little bit of soul-searching from one of the DU Ants:

I bought his lie hook line and sinker

I find it hard to believe that a liberal would buy what a politician has to say "hook, line, and sinker". I wonder if she can spell O-B-A-M-A?

[Paul Heinzman]

Well there goes any plans for Edwards as AG going after the media companies...

I think he's an excellent for Adulterer General.

[Argus]

he was the slick talking used car salesman they warned us about.

And who might "they" be, hmmm?

FReepers!

[Roscoe Karns]

[weegee]

>>LOSER. Why didn't you just surf to a porn web site and spank the monkey really quick and rush back to your wife's side? America does NOT NEED YOU. Go away and goodbye.

[The Edwards 2012 campaign is looking forward to your contribution.]

So is dubyadubyadubya.hotgirlzwhowanttohearhowmydaddyworkedinamill.sex...

[dead]

They still love him. He has a nice smile.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“Jesus. I bought his lie hook line and sinker”

There, I’m putting that quote in my profile. Yes, that’s the problem we face— people are gullible. The democrat party is NOT vetting its candidates. That’s why their conspiracy theories go nowhere and we keep hitting pay dirt. We don’t even have to look. These scandals just keep falling into our laps.

[Fundamentally Fair]

196. Hubby said this morning that he could imagine how a guy would stray with an ill wife for a long time. I think that clinches it for me. I've always suspected him of cheating while I was confined to bed from 17-36 weeks with risk of losing the baby. Damn him. Now instead of being 75% sure, I'd put it at 95% sure. Damn men and their penises.

Just...wow.

[Fundamentally Fair]

196. Hubby said this morning that he could imagine how a guy would stray with an ill wife for a long time. I think that clinches it for me. I've always suspected him of cheating while I was confined to bed from 17-36 weeks with risk of losing the baby. Damn him. Now instead of being 75% sure, I'd put it at 95% sure. Damn men and their penises.

Just...wow.

[decal]

“The idea that Barack would even think about cheating on Michelle is so ridiculous and unbelievable that I cannot even imagine it!”

May we quote you on that?

[Charles Henrickson]

Taping a Rielle-ity show:

[The KG9 Kid]

"... He was no leader...he was the slick talking used car salesman they warned us about. ... total fraud."

Dear Democractic Underground poster,

I don't blame you for being tricked. Charismatic sociopaths get away with quite a lot in this world when they say the things that people think they want to hear even though they don't mean a word of it.

Now that you've conceded that you were tricked by the rehearsed ersatz sincerity of a blow-dried trial lawyer who has no problem lying to your face with puppy dog eyes, perhaps you'll give more consideration to the following:

You're about to cast your vote for another fancyboy lawyer with a freshly-squared uptown fade haircut who basically amounts to nothing more than a minor Chicago city alderman in experience jiving you with his phony black preacher schtick that works on you because you've never seen a religious huckster show before. Off-script he's a stammering stuttering neophyte displaying a tremendous lack of wisdom and understanding.

Before today, he never even knew where the former USSR satellite nation of Georgia was located or why the Russians are sending tank columns there, just like every other pop-culture nitwit in this nation that you like to pretend you're superior to in intellect.

Just think about that for a little while between commercial breaks.

Have an enjoyable weekend.

[Paul Heinzman]

I don't want to bring your DUFU down, but I'd like to ask Mr. John Edwards some questions. I doubt he's a lurker or a DUFU pingee, and I think these things called "Open Letters" are silly because why would a VIP read something from a nobody like me but here goes.

Dear John,

I made fun of your $400 haircuts and Pink Sapphire facials. It was all in good fun because real men don't usually do that sort of thing; for a real man ten bucks for a haircut is pretty steep and facial means something different to us. But being a real man is something more that that superficial crap.

What really makes a man a man is strength. Not physical or mental strength but moral strength. For those of us who live in the "other America" and don't want your Socialist help, it is the strength to get up in the morning and drive to work and drive home to our families and do that again and again and again.

For some of us, we come home to a wife who is exhausted, nauseated, devastated from having poison pumped into her veins to kill this vile disease. A wife so selfless that she's worried more about how YOU feel and how the KIDS feel than how SHE feels.

All right, answer me these questions:

When Elizabeth would get dressed in the morning and gasp for air afterwards, did that affect you?

Has hearing Elizabeth's gasping for air made you cry, just thinking about it?

When Elizabeth cried and said she had so much to tell her children but so little time, did that affect you?

Have you met Elizabeth's oncology nurses and see them as the angels that they are?

You don't have to answer those questions. If you ever did any one of them, you never would have cheated on her, you [I'm going to just type roughly the same number of letters that the trail of obscene epithets I want to throw at John Edwards. It's quite a lot. This is not just adultery; this is undue stress on Elizabeth, a cancer patient. This is a lot of letters; I don't think there are enough swear words in the English language to cover all these letter. We're going to need other languages for all the nasty names.]

[Purrcival]

My heart aches for Elizabeth, even though we agree about almost nothing. It’s hard for me to laugh at this, but it is interesting to see their reaction to their fallen hero.
There’s a pattern here. They’re finally seeing the Clintons the way we’ve seen them for 16 years, and now John Edwards...

[Mr. Silverback]

Why didn’t any of these DUmmies say this stuff about Bill Clinton? I know DU didn’t exist then, but you know what I mean.