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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 10/03/2008 8:01:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So how did Sarah Palin do in last night's vice-presidential debate? One clue is the effusive praise that Dick Morris gave to her performance on FOX News as you can see in this VIDEO which includes some entertaining fireworks with Alan Colmes. Okay, keeping in mind that Morris thought Obama won his debate with McCain and seems pretty even-handed, is there a better barometer by which to judge Palin's performance? Yes, there is. The DUmmie-meter. As you can see in this THREAD titled, "I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case," the DUmmies are ENRAGED over Palin's performance which means she did incredibly well. See, now that Palin did an incredible job in the debate, they are now extremely angry at her for now being a big threat to their dream of putting their Obamassiah in the White House. So let us now watch the DUmmies enraged over Sarah Palin's debate performance in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still chortling over the wounds Dick Morris administered to Alan Colmes last night, is in the [brackets]:

I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

[Because now Palin is a THREAT to your vision of a Bolshevik America.]

She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. She just recited her list of lies with a snarky, sneering charm that makes Bush look good. I was surprised to find myself despising her more than McCain. She was insulting and condescending, disrespectful and rude. She's the second coming of Cheney, every bit as evil, but with crazy religious fundamentalism added to the mix. This vile woman must not be allowed to win. So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

[That paragraph is the best DUmmie tell yet that Palin performed fantastically. And now you are angry at her because she is a threat to all your DUmmie dreams.]

WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don't want her.

[Ah... I LOVE the smell of DUmmie desperation in the morning!]

She's a moron by choice. Not a terribly sharp knife to begin with, but this is chosen stupidity. Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

[Worried, eh? It's going to be FUn monitoring DUmmie land when the polls start going in the direction you don't want.]

She is the epitome of a cartoon-cowgirl, arrogant-ignorant American. And a goddamn liar. AND an idiot. I'm horrified.

[It's absolutely going to KILL the DUmmies to see Sarah take the oath of office on January, 20. That is assuming their heads haven't exploded by then.]

Her arrogance just blew me away.

[So will her taking the oath of office in January.]

Yeah, where the hell did she get off being so cocksure? It was almost amazing.

[What happened? The media assured us she would be like a deer in the headlights at that debate. DAMN HER SELF-CONFIDENCE!!!]

I have never seen such a blatant liar like her. It was disturbing.

[I guess you tuned out Joe Biden during the debate.]

There were times when I literally had to get up. I found her mocking insulting and extremely disrespectful. Every word out of her mouth was a lie and she was proud of it.

[Every word out of her mouth mocked your confidence in an Obama victory.]

She's a POWER-HUNGRY, IGNORANT NARCISSIST in the vein of Bush, only worse.

[Bad news. The Palin Derangement Syndrome treatment center is now full so you'll have to wait your turn for admission.]

She's BUSH and CHENEY rolled into one. And thus, she is very very dangerous.

[Dangerous. I LOVE it!!!]

Some people were feeling sorry for her cuz of interviews with Katie. I didn't. Now they know what she really is. A heartless cunning bitch

[Feel the painful lash of the Mighty Sarah!!!]

She is the most frightening candidate that we've ever had to come this close to the White House.

[May I send you a Sarah Palin Action Kewpie Doll?]

We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.

[Better double up on your Depends.]

This woman is pure chilling. I am usually right on with the evil vibes and this one leaves me shaking she is so vile. What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck. Now, what would be said if BIDEN had been the one winking? Wonder that. He won this debate HANDS DOWN. I am so proud to be a democrat.

[If Joe Biden won this debate HANDS DOWN, then why are you so worried about Sarah Palin? Hee! Hee!]

Her VOICE! That VOICE!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!

[SHE IS WOMAN! HEAR HER ROAR!!!]

A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

[I want my bucket to be original recipe KFC.]

And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

[Thanx for just writing off a few million voters.]

she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life. Stunning. She is an appalling disgrace, and is hateful. Just hateful on every level.

[PDS is even more fun to watch than BDS.]

I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

[It is a scientific fact that a Palin wink is enough to set off an attack of Democrat Rage Virus.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dummies; palin; sarahpalin
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To: skimask

Yes! His is not a smile, it’s a leer.


61 posted on 10/03/2008 8:54:11 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.


62 posted on 10/03/2008 8:55:11 AM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan (Sarah Palin "The Iron Lady from the North")
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To: PJ-Comix
she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life.

Understandable. She's smart, can think for herself, is pretty, is not on welfare, has a nice family, isn't a city-dweller, can fend for herself and take care of her family.

It's understandable a disciple of Marx would hate her.

63 posted on 10/03/2008 8:58:18 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for posting the DUmmies FUnnies! It is so enjoyable to watch them writhe around in their foul juices.

I can only imagine this is like watching demons talk...


64 posted on 10/03/2008 8:59:59 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Stalin was a community organizer...)
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To: dead
I don't think that was a troll. Just reading some of the responses on CNN and other media sites before the debate last night I was baffled by how many people were so disillusioned and clueless.

After reading more I came to the realization that the only thing since the convention that these people have seen of Palin has been the clips from the Gibson and Couric interviews. Most of these people didn't watch the interviews, they only saw the clips and the only clips they have been playing are the ones where Sarah looked bad.

The media sent hundreds of people to Alaska to find dirt on Sarah. She has an approval rating from about 7 or 8 out of every 10 people in the state. Yet the only thing most people have seen is the handful of people the media could dig up that have something against Sarah. They likely have done hundreds of interviews but only airing the few with a grievance against her.

The liberals have been eating the slime tainted gruel and are reflecting the media hatred for too long. Last night was a slap upside their heads and they are reeling.

65 posted on 10/03/2008 9:00:34 AM PDT by eggman (Obama is now The Zero. He used to be The One but he added Biden.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Another comment: in liberal’s minds, there are only two things conservatives can be: evil or stupid. They occasionally place people in both categories (such as President Bush), but usually, it’s one or the other.

It’s amazing how quickly Palin went from the stupid category to the evil category in their minds. Do these people ever listen to themselves?


66 posted on 10/03/2008 9:02:10 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: SandyInSeattle
"She's the second coming of Cheney"

Yep. With better aim.

LOL!

67 posted on 10/03/2008 9:02:29 AM PDT by hsalaw ("Change is not a destination; hope is not a strategy.")
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To: The KG9 Kid

I can actually hear our foreign friend spouting these very comments.


68 posted on 10/03/2008 9:05:03 AM PDT by roscommon
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To: roscommon

He’s on that site, doubtlessly.


69 posted on 10/03/2008 9:08:08 AM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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To: PJ-Comix
she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life. Stunning. She is an appalling disgrace, and is hateful. Just hateful on every level.

Just shaking my head, just almost speechless. We almost all of us know plenty of people like Sarah and her family, many of us are families like Sarah and her own, most of America is-and that's everything this communist America-hating evil decadent distorted twisted demented puke loathes. People like this are beyond the cute names we have for the other side, they are truly the enemy.
70 posted on 10/03/2008 9:11:28 AM PDT by mrsmel
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To: PJ-Comix
"We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

Yes, it is very interesting that a plain little wink would set him off so much. Either he hates himself for his secret lust for Sarah, or he's a closet homosexual who hates women who out-woman him. Wonder which?
71 posted on 10/03/2008 9:13:57 AM PDT by mrsmel
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To: Terry Mross
I am glad she is on our side..

Who ever thought jelly beans and winks would save the country?

72 posted on 10/03/2008 9:14:11 AM PDT by just me (Looks like the MSM moonbats have been infected with rabies..)
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To: dead

I like the part where they call her an “idiot” in the same breath as accusing her of being “cunning.” Apparently you don’t have to have a brain to be a Democrat.


73 posted on 10/03/2008 9:16:16 AM PDT by HoustonTech
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To: PJ-Comix
You see how the perpetual adolescent, narcissistic personality disorder types on the left actually think:

If you disagree with them and their ideology, even in the least, then you're evil.

74 posted on 10/03/2008 9:16:45 AM PDT by Boagenes (I'm your huckleberry, that's just my game.)
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To: CSM

Great minds think alike!


75 posted on 10/03/2008 9:21:12 AM PDT by netmilsmom ( Sorry, caribou, you've got to take one for the team.)
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To: meowmeow

Good point, suddenly the DUmmies make sense, a little. They’re demon-possessed, and react like rabid dogs at the proximity of goodness.


76 posted on 10/03/2008 9:21:12 AM PDT by mrsmel
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To: PJ-Comix
Not sure why the winking set him off,

Probably because her beautiful eyes reminded him of what a disastrous mistake he made by marrying a butt-ugly harridan from hell like you and 99% of all other kooky left wing women.

Why are most far-out left wing women so ugly anyway, could it be because they hate God for making them that way and want to get him back by screwing up the world he made?

77 posted on 10/03/2008 9:25:28 AM PDT by epow (Nobama as President and Commander in Chief??,..... no sir, noway, nohow;)
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To: kevkrom
PJ, what doesn't enrage DUmmies?

The Communist Manifesto perhaps?

78 posted on 10/03/2008 9:29:04 AM PDT by epow (Nobama as President and Commander in Chief??,..... no sir, noway, nohow;)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yeah, where the hell did she get off being so cocksure? It was almost amazing.

Because she was debating a moron, DUmmie..

79 posted on 10/03/2008 9:30:47 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Hussein, produce the REAL Birth Certificate!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Love it!


80 posted on 10/03/2008 9:40:55 AM PDT by scratcher
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