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Congressman Says He Is Victim in Sex Scandal
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 18 Oct 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/21/2008 7:51:02 AM PDT by John Semmens

Congressman Tim Mahoney (D-FL) is under fire for agreeing to pay $121,000 in “hush” money to a former mistress who was set to file a sexual harassment suit against him when he fired her from his campaign staff.

“The point is, I was paying her for sex,” Mahoney said. “When she cut me off I had no further use for her. It’s not like she knew anything about campaigns or advertising. She’s the one who reneged on the agreement we had. Then she blackmailed me. Clearly I’m the victim here. I just hope the voters will appreciate that.”

Senior Democratic leaders in the House of Representatives have been working with Mahoney to try to keep the scandal from hurting his re-election campaign.

(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: corruption; democrats; fakebutaccurate; foleygate; mediabias; satire; sex
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1 posted on 10/21/2008 7:51:03 AM PDT by John Semmens
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He his guilty of thinking with his small head and not his big one.

The rat’s should tell him to give up but instead they prop him up. What a great message they sent to each and every one of us.


2 posted on 10/21/2008 7:52:33 AM PDT by ncfool (Obama stands for The New United Socialist Sta'te or "TNUSSA")
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To: John Semmens

Well now, seems your wife disagrees, you dolt Mahoney.


3 posted on 10/21/2008 7:53:12 AM PDT by dforest (Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
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To: John Semmens

Translation: “My poll numbers are really, really low — but I think I can push them lower!”


4 posted on 10/21/2008 7:53:25 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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The Dem definition of victim is he got caught.


5 posted on 10/21/2008 7:53:42 AM PDT by bestintxas (It's great in Texas)
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ROTFLMBO!!!!!

This guy's even worse than Slick Willie!

That's a whopper.

6 posted on 10/21/2008 7:54:59 AM PDT by T Lady (Palin-Jindal 2012)
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"Clearly I’m the victim here"

The USA continues to be the attempted victim of 'Rats.

7 posted on 10/21/2008 7:55:32 AM PDT by Paladin2 (Palin for President! (PUMA))
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“The point is, I was paying her for sex,” Mahoney said. “When she cut me off I had no further use for her. It’s not like she knew anything about campaigns or advertising. She’s the one who reneged on the agreement we had. Then she blackmailed me. Clearly I’m the victim here. I just hope the voters will appreciate that.”

There is no need for parody when it comes to this guy.

Mr. niteowl77

8 posted on 10/21/2008 7:56:57 AM PDT by niteowl77 (The niteowl77s: parents who support those who support their soldier.)
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So, he’s an admitted ‘John’ and she is a prostitute. Where are the charges? He should be arrested like anyone else who hires a prostitute.


9 posted on 10/21/2008 7:57:09 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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****“The point is, I was paying her for sex,” Mahoney said. “When she cut me off I had no further use for her. It’s not like she knew anything about campaigns or advertising. She’s the one who reneged on the agreement we had. Then she blackmailed me. Clearly I’m the victim here. I just hope the voters will appreciate that.”****

Clearly, you are making an a** of yourself.


10 posted on 10/21/2008 7:57:38 AM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (****************************Stop Continental Drift**)
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Ok you!!! It took me FOUR sentences this time, for my mouth to drop open and to realize it was satire. You’re good, I have to tell you, you are good.
LMBO

*tagline quote from Art Buchwald


11 posted on 10/21/2008 7:57:47 AM PDT by IrishBlue06 (You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.)
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This guy is to much! He couldn’t keep the one eyed snake in his pants and HE’S the victim?! ROTFLMAO!


12 posted on 10/21/2008 7:57:53 AM PDT by teletech (Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT)
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He is a *victim* of his own choices. Period.


13 posted on 10/21/2008 7:58:21 AM PDT by SumProVita ("Cogito ergo sum pro vita." .....updated Descartes)
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To: IrishBlue06

I fell into the trap again. Lol...


14 posted on 10/21/2008 7:59:18 AM PDT by SumProVita ("Cogito ergo sum pro vita." .....updated Descartes)
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I don’t fall for these *anymore* because I know you write satire!

Of course, when he appears on CNN tomorrow with these statements ...


15 posted on 10/21/2008 7:59:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (After 5:00 p.m., slip brains through slot in door.)
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To: ncfool
He his guilty of thinking with his small head and not his big one.

Given his statements and behavior, it might be difficult to know which is smaller.

16 posted on 10/21/2008 7:59:55 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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Good one!


17 posted on 10/21/2008 8:00:59 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Obama and ITS thugs are made paranoid by Sarahnoia. (stole from molly_jack2007))
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“The point is, I was paying her for sex,”

You violated the law by hiring a prostitute.... then she blackmailed you to stay quiet... So not only are you a CRIMINAL.. you are STUPID to boot. If that is the sort of judgement you have sir, you are disqualified from public office.

If you want to be in the lime light and can't find sex partners who can keep quiet about it, you are a fool.

18 posted on 10/21/2008 8:01:30 AM PDT by HamiltonJay
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“The point is, I was paying her for sex,” Mahoney said. “When she cut me off I had no further use for her. It’s not like she knew anything about campaigns or advertising. She’s the one who reneged on the agreement we had. Then she blackmailed me. Clearly I’m the victim here. I just hope the voters will appreciate that.”


19 posted on 10/21/2008 8:01:42 AM PDT by porter_knorr
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Playing the victim - priceless!


20 posted on 10/21/2008 8:06:31 AM PDT by mouse1 (Have you donated to Free Republic today??)
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