Bill Ayers and Barack Obama To Mandate Reading Of The Communist Manifesto

Elective Decisions ^ | 10/27/08 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Chicago—In what could only be interpreted as stabbing American parents in the back, Bill Ayers and Senator Barack Obama, D-IL, plan to mandate the reading of The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx in all public schools upon his election as President of the United States.

Elective Decisions has learned—through an anonymous spokesperson at the Heritage Foundation—that Bill Ayers would be tapped to head up the Department of Education, thereby changing American schools from within. According to Bill Ayers, this is the kind of policy that is bold and would insert “a little anarchy” into American schools.

“This is a huge step in creating a brave, new America,” stated Ayers. “It’s time the asinine principles of capitalism be thrown out. We owe this to all the workers of the world.”

[bitt]

I always admired the outfits that union men wear, all those cute little hardhats and ropes and things, so I think I’ll just go along with the union thugs of the future and demand that we vote on Mame’s request

OUT

IN

THE

OPEN.

Hopefully with writer33’s boss watching and counting votes for obama and mame and writer33, .....and reporting thusly on all blogs and ABCCNNMSNBCetc.....

matter of fact, why don’t we just get the gov’t computers in Ohio a-humming and check into the backgrounds of both WRITER33 AND AUNTIE MAME?????

yeah, that’s the ticket.........

[SouthTexas]

First question, is it satire or is it future reality?

Second question, should it stay up, that’s above my pay grade.

[luvie]

LOL! Satire is a special way of dealing with truth and the
future. It’s scary....and it’s above most pay grades! LOL!

Better not say that too loud, your pay will be re-distributed. :D

[Enterprise]

Satire - YES!

Delete - HELL NO!

[SouthTexas]

I’ve told Chris time and again that he’s dancing a very thin line between satire and reality. Some moreso than this one. :)

[facedown]

Write on Mr. 33.

[luvie]

He is spooky! LOL!

[SouthTexas]

Never thought about it like that, but it is almost Halloween!

[Brasil]

Satire?: Aye

Keep it?: Aye

[right way right]

I got it bookmarked.

why? Because I want to know the enemy.

http://www.anu.edu.au/polsci/marx/classics/manifesto.html

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

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BTTT

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

To make lemonaide out of lemons, anywone who is really curious about Ayers, this thread is one of the best root resources on the web:

AYERS and Weatherman Link Thread
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2111988/posts?page=1

[Impy]

"Tarragon is used to flavor a popular carbonated soft drink in the countries of Armenia, Georgia and, by extension, Russia. The drink—named Tarkhun (IPA: [tar'xu:n], թարխուն, Тархун), which is the Armenian, Persian and Russian word for tarragon—is made out of sugary tarragon concentrate and colored bright green."

[TaxRelief]

I like everything except the Heritage references: They are too out of character for Heritage. The folks at the Heritage Foundation make all comments from a research-based angle: They are never this flippant.

Can you change “Heritage” to “Newsmax”? It would be more in character.

[irishtenor]

Since this is not funny or ironic, I would say it is not satire. It is a statement of our times. I would vote NAY for question one.

For question two - Yes the piece should stay. There shouldn’t be this kind of censorship at FR. I feel deleting would harm FR’s reputation more than leaving it.

[PGalt]

Elective Decisions has learned—through an anonymous spokesperson at the Heritage Foundation...

OUTSTANDING satire! GRRRREAT work Chris!

[lilylangtree]

My fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor’s relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Muammar al-Qaddafi, my close association and support of my cousin and communist leader Raila Odinga, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush’s youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedys for coming out in support of me. There’s a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother, Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra-marital affair. And I’m not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I’d like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but bec ause I make people feel good. I am the very best teleprompter reader in ever. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don’t really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It’s time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember don’t think, just do. And do it for me.

Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

[writer33]

Oh, I still owe you some audio. I’ll make that change for you as well. Not a big deal.