Skip to comments.Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
Posted on 01/26/2009 8:34:31 AM PST by OL Hickory
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he lept on the terrified but toothy fur ball.
When I saw the raccoon I thought Id have some fun, he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
Hold muh vodka comrade.
OK. Which one of you guys told him the raccoon's name was 'Monica'?
Wild boar coon attacked me on a houseboat one nite and my hand is till scarred.
I cleaved his ass in gratitude.
He and his posse wouldn’t shoo off the boat
Darwin award candidtae. While he did not kill himself, he has effectively removed himself from the gene pool.
“Just shoot up here amongst us! Ones of us has gotta get some relief!” - Jerry Clower
I’m guessing the perp’s new nickname is “Shorty” ...
Knock ‘im out John.
He was trying to RAPE it?? Deserves what he got. Or lost.
Post of the day!
Absolutely true. Just for those of us wondering what a raccoon is doing in Russia, they were introduced to Russia, along with France, Germany and the Netherlands, for use as fur animals. They have, like most introduced critters, become a nuisance.
Sometimes you need to hide in plain sight.
This does not make sense. I went to the article, be there’s not much info. Would he not have to be naked for the racoon to have...um...access? Why would one be naked outdoors during a Russian winter? What an idiot! I suspect he got what he deserved.
Just an alternative lifestyle. Nothing to see here.
Recently a friend had a racoon attack his full grown lab. The coon grabbed the Lab by the head and was dragging it into the woods.
My friend grabbed an axe, and he said it took 3 strong blows with the axe to stop the racoon.
Racoons are nothing to mess with, as this mad Russian will tell you.
Racoons are cute, but rabies is endemic in the racoon population. For anybody who doesn't know this, admire them at a distance.
“He fought the racoon and the racoon won!!” I’m delighted over that.
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