President Declares He Will Decide Who Can Earn a Profit and When

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 Jan 2009 | John Semmens

[Arizona Carolyn]

You mean like the two new laws quietly working their way though all this mess -- like one to take our new trucks and SUV's and crush them and another to force us to register our guns with Washington DC?

Check out HR45 and S. 247 and H.R. 520.

[freekitty]

I was shocked when I heard Obama and Biden say the time for profit is not now. Just who the heck do they think is going to pay the bills for all the welfare they planning?

They are despicable.

[papasmurf]

Par excellence!

[Man50D]

Sadly you’re only one step ahead of the socialists with your satire.

[LifeComesFirst]

I was literally starting to feel nauseous until I realized it was a satire.

[LifeComesFirst]

They’re not just despicable, they are economically illiterate and if I were Larry Summers or Christine Romer I would resign and make a public statement explaining that I wasn’t responsible for this socialist dogma.

If ever there was a time for businesses to make profits, that time is NOW.

[rawcatslyentist]

>"As long as one person is without a job, those who are fortunate enough to be employed must not be allowed to take bonuses. "

Well, that certainly motivates me to work harder. /s

But hey, look on the bright side. Maybe now that we have been taken over by commie/socialists, we can get the border wall.

[pnut22]

Your satire usually makes me smile. Not so this time. Just too darn close. No Kobe beef for you comrade.

[Lord Basil]

The Job Casualties Mount in Barack Obama's War on Prosperity

[Dixie Yooper]

Maybe now that we have been taken over by commie/socialists, we can get the border wall

They would have the guard towers looking the wrong way.

[wastedyears]

I’m not so sure that’s going to remain satire for too long. But a good one regardless.

[SECURE AMERICA]

Inspired by anger over billions of dollars in bonuses handed out to Wall Street bankers for the last year’s largely dismal performance, President Obama declared that “now is not the time for these businesses to make a profit.”

Great idea. I think he should next attack Tom Cruise and other Hollywood for making obscene profits will not contributing anything of value to the common good of the people. Then on to baseball players that are getting muti-million dollar contracts to play games. Surely this is not right in Obamas socialist world.

[Arrowhead1952]

I know this is satire, but lets take a look at all the NFL, NBA, and MLB players. How many of those would be willing to play for $400K per year?

How about the leftwing nuts in holly weird? I’m surprised that Hussein isn’t axing for a payraise to match their salaries, rather than axing for them to take less.

[markomalley]

100% tax on income over 400k per year?

Yeah, I can see it.

And I know this is satirical, but with the current moonbats running DC, the line between satire and reality gets very cloudy :<(

[HollyB]

It’s not getting me this time! lol.

[HollyB]

Isn’t that the truth.

[darkwing104]

I have to say your satire is more accurate than the NY Slimes.

Good One.

[dearolddad]

Well, that's mighty white of him.

What are you? some kind of racist? ;>)

[gwilhelm56]

I wish the Drive by Media would bother to ask a question before the Great HEADLINES.. Is the company Bonus CONTRACTUALLY Required. The answer would be ... YES... so there’s NO EFFING STORY. Except that it PROVES we have a BOLSHEVIK in the WHITEHOUSE...

GOD HELP US ALL!!

[LiberConservative]

This would be funny if it wasn’t what 0 really thinks.