Posted on 02/04/2009 5:50:15 PM PST by bloodmeridian
Boy: Woof! You sure gotta slip a lot of people some unmarked cash to get into this Capitol Building here in Washington, at least that’s what they say about The Chicago Way. But I wonder who that sad crumpled scrap of paper is?
I'm just a Stimulus bill. Yes, I'm only a big fat pork barrel bill. And I'm sitting here on The Messiah’s Capitol Hill. Well, it's a long, long journey To the capital-less shanty. It's a long, long wait While I'm in Harry Reid’s committee, But I know I'll be a criminal law someday At least I hope (and pay off a few moderates) so I will, But today I’m still just a Stimulus bill.
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...What's your function?
Almost bought some Schoolhouse Rock the other day. They can't teach that stuff in a school, apparently, because there's no room for Civics classes in between all the Earth Sciences, Cultural Studies, and Sex Ed. :o(
NO More Calls, please.
WE have a WINNER!
Somebody needs to do some Photoshopping of My Hero Zero, updated with the 0bama logo.
Boy: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
Amendment: I’m not garbage, kid.
I’m an amendment to be
Yes an amendment to be
And I’m hoping that they ratify me
There’s a lot of flag burners
Who have got too much freedom
I wanna make it legal for policemen
To beat ‘em ‘cause there’s limits to our liberty
At least I hope and pray that there are
‘Cause those liberal freaks go too far
Boy: But why can’t we just make a law against flag burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we CHANGED the Constitution...
Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you’re catching on!
Bart: What the hell is this?
Lisa: It’s one of those campy 70s throwbacks that appeal to Generation X-ers
Bart: We need another Vietnam. Thin out their ranks a little.
Boy: But what if people say you’re not good enough to be in the Constitution?
Amendment: Then I”ll crush all opposition to me
And I’ll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back
I’ll say that he’s gay
Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified you.
You’re in the U.S. Constitution!
Amendment: Oh yeah! Door’s open, boys!
LOL! One of the funniest bits that show has ever done!
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