Posted on 03/06/2009 10:51:12 AM PST by NewJerseyJoe
Earlier today, I was parked at the Highland Lakes (Vernon, NJ) post office, picking up my mail. My new bumper sticker (following) was prominently displayed:
When I came out and headed to my car, a woman in a nearby car, seeing that I was the owner of the "offending" bumper sticker, said to me: "Yay, President Obama. I voted for him." Real mousy voice, and a mousy looking woman; she looked to me like someone who was smoking dope every night, 25 years ago.
Knowing what a waste of time and effort it is to try to educate morons, I simply replied: "I'm sorry to hear that" and got in my car and drove away.
You’re a great American!
“Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot”
Ha, Sorry about the triple post. I do however have 3 vehicles, 2 are mine, one for the wife. Only 1 bumper sticker now though. I need two more!
Don’t Blame Me,
I voted for the Other Guy!!
Don’t Blame Me, I Wrote in Cheney.
CHANGE - That’s all I have left..
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08 .'
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
I don’t get a chance. They’re usually the ones flying by me on the highway doing 80+ while also sporting some sort of “green” sticker.
My Bumper Sticker Sais...
Hope for Spare Change
I have that on my truck, you can look in your rear view mirror and watch them mouth out the words till they figure it out, either you see a big smile or get flipped off
Don't Blame Me, I voted For The American
That one did not go over well with my gay brother in SF. He actually had an Obama shirt on when I said it, and I dunno if I'll be getting a card this Christmas
I figured that as a teacher (if that is indeed your occupation), you might be surrounded with them. If you were a teacher on the Left Coast, you would be.
Some folks around here have been using variations of this as a bumber sticker;
The idea has already riffed into stuff like ---
Stop socialism, vote conservative. Have had it on my car since 1999.
IMPEACH NOW!!!!!
I would have answered:
“WHIPPEY!!! HOW’S YOUR RETIREMENT PLAN DOING?”
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