Your Federal Government Wants You...to GIVE!

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 3/16/2009 | Dr. Dave

[bloodmeridian]

January 2, 2014, in a Party school -- mandatory conscription into the National Civilian Community Corps (NCCP) as accorded by law, the Generations Invigorating Volunteerism and Education (GIVE) Act of 2009:

YOU!!!! No, don’t turn around and look behind you and pretend like I’m not talking. There’s no Wii to distract your attention, here. No books (except those issued). No whiney little girlfriends (except those ex-Catholic girls we will provide you with upon graduation).

Only me. Eyes front! Yes…perfect. You’re just what I had in mind. Young, impressionable, confused about the world and your place in it, ready to break away from all those silly things about religion and morals and values your seditious parents taught you. RIPE for education. Oh, yes! You’ll do just fine.

Don’t question….don’t question. There’s no time. We need you. We need you very, very badly. You’re the future! Just come along and get in line here with the other boys and girls. That’s right. It’s safe. I’m Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy from New York.

I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

It is not the “National Civilian Community Corps (NCCP)”.
It is the “Communist Control of Civilian Population (CCCP)”.

[bloodmeridian]

NO SHIT...didja read? You’d gather that if you did...

[CodeMasterPhilzar]

I gave at the office... In fact I gave, and gave, and gave. What I gave in taxes went mostly (by a large margin) to support programs that I disagree with.

So mister obama, if you ask me to give anymore, I just may give up. Then you can find some other poor schmuck to give to me. Eventually (probably sooner rather than later) mister obama, you'll realize that we actually need people working and being productive, not suckling on the govt. teat.