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Postal Chief Says Post Office Awash in Cash
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 3/25/2009 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 03/25/2009 3:58:27 PM PDT by bloodmeridian

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The post office has so much extra cash, it wants to give it to b. Hussein, so he can spend it on more social programs, Postmaster General John Potter told Congress on Wednesday.

"We are swimming in money at historic proportions. We weren’t paying much attention to our receipts, and voila! found an accounting error that, when corrected, added an extra $2.8 billion to our coffers last year. We were thinking it might be useful to the president, or Speaker Pelosi, since we know they had to pull funding for birth control from Porkulus," Potter told a House panel.

The timing couldn’t be better, following b. Hussein’s nationally televised (and painfully boring) press conference last night, in which he used the word “investment” a stunning 4,782 times.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bailout; obama; postoffice; satire

1 posted on 03/25/2009 3:58:27 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

You have got to be joking


2 posted on 03/25/2009 4:04:47 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: bloodmeridian

That is why the USPS has to have that rate hike that is coming in May.


3 posted on 03/25/2009 4:07:31 PM PDT by ThanhPhero (di hanh huong den La Vang)
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To: al baby

It is.


4 posted on 03/25/2009 4:07:41 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: bloodmeridian
WHAT??!!!!!
5 posted on 03/25/2009 4:16:22 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (Man the pitchforks and torches.......let the revolution begin)
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To: bloodmeridian

Potter was just appearing before a congressional hearing TODAY and said there would be a SIX BILLION DOLLAR SHORTAGE!

WHICH IS IT? ARE THEY SHORT OR AWASH?

shezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PS Meanwhile, the postal service has been buying MILLION DOLLAR HOUSES FOR THEIR EMPLOYEES!!!


6 posted on 03/25/2009 4:36:11 PM PDT by kellynla (Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots! Semper Fi!)
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To: al baby

He is. Feed your ADHD is a satire site.


7 posted on 03/25/2009 4:50:37 PM PDT by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
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To: All

SATIRE PEOPLE SATIRE


8 posted on 03/25/2009 4:51:06 PM PDT by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
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To: autumnraine

With the crazy crap that is going on in this country its hard to tell, agreed?


9 posted on 03/25/2009 5:02:07 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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