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Obama Flu Pandemic Continues to Spread
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 4/28/2009 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 04/28/2009 6:31:43 AM PDT by bloodmeridian

World Health Organization (WHO) officials were ready today to declare an international pandemic disaster, as a new strain of flu continued to sweep the world.

Called Obama flu, the virus – in all cases – is fatal. So far, the illness has already infected 62 million Americans, all now having become the walking undead. Symptoms include delusional exchange of freedom for comfort, theft from the rich to entitle the poor, eco-madness (a related condition in which the power of Mother Earth sucks all brain matter from the affected), worship of the death culture of abortion, and low-flying of 747s over Manhattan in broad daylight.

(Excerpt) Read more at feedyouradhd.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; satire; swineflu

1 posted on 04/28/2009 6:31:43 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

Copius amounts of vomiting was observed in those professing conservatism when they read the lying opinion polls by the NY Times that the vast majority of AMericans approve of the job Obama has done for the 1st 100 days..........


2 posted on 04/28/2009 6:37:35 AM PDT by phoenix07
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To: bloodmeridian
"...Once infection sets in, there is no cure, no anecdote, and no hope for anyone with the disease.”

Spell checker is not Dr. Dave's friend... :-D

3 posted on 04/28/2009 6:46:18 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: bloodmeridian
Called Obama flu, the virus – in all cases – is fatal. So far, the illness has already infected 62 million Americans ...

If most died before 2012 then we might have a shot at winning. :)

4 posted on 04/28/2009 6:46:47 AM PDT by pnh102 (Save America - Ban Ethanol Now!)
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To: TheOldLady

Hey...I’m going fast and furious while posting from a cube at work. My apologies... and thanks for the correction!


5 posted on 04/28/2009 6:48:53 AM PDT by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: pnh102
"Called Obama flu, the virus – in all cases – is fatal. So far, the illness has already infected 62 million Americans ..."

"If most died before 2012 then we might have a shot at winning. :)"

Ah, the desire for genocide. Just a part of human nature. ;-)

6 posted on 04/28/2009 7:01:42 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: bloodmeridian

You’re very welcome. I didn’t catch it that you are Dr. Dave. My apologies, and it is a great post.


7 posted on 04/28/2009 7:03:17 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Yes...in addition to an inability to spell, I have multiple personalities.

I thank you very much for the kind words.


8 posted on 04/28/2009 7:05:33 AM PDT by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: TheOldLady
Ah, the desire for genocide. Just a part of human nature. ;-)

Nah, it doesn't count as genocide if a disease does the killing LOL.

9 posted on 04/28/2009 7:07:47 AM PDT by pnh102 (Save America - Ban Ethanol Now!)
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To: pnh102

Well... Since you put it that way... :-D


10 posted on 04/28/2009 7:31:29 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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