WH interviews candidate for the new Dept
"Lessee, where'd I put dem cement overshoes."
Posted on 05/01/2009 6:46:24 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C. 5/1/09) In the aftermath of the debacle known as Vice President Joe Biden and his off the cuff remarks being seriously taken out of context, again, with clarification after clarification required, the administration will introduce a new cabinet level position to be called "The Department of Clarification".
A spokesperson spoke anonymously on condition of anonymity. "It is now obvious that clarification is required of Vice President Biden's comments regarding his resistance to travel in enclosed spaces such as commercial airliners and subways. His insistence he wouldn't allow he or his family to travel in or on them has been misconstrued to lead the average reader to assume he'd consider actually mixing with normal Americans in his travels. This is clearly not true."
"The Department of Clarification" will develop a Committee Leadership Overseeing Words Not Said (CLOWNS) which will be in charge of parsing everything said by this administration, the final meaning of which will be determined by what is approved by focus groups. CLOWNS will be in charge of this and will be lead by the head CLOWN, Mr. Gibbs. His ability to make reporters laugh at his implausible statements while maintaining a straight face is exactly what the head of CLOWNS is supposed to do, that is, provide entertainment while seriously expecting his explanations to be taken seriously."
Developing..
This man gets dumber everyday.
Very well done.....!
A year ago I am sure I would have thought this was too stupid to be funny, now, unfortunately, nothing is out of the realm of posibility.
Or appoint a Czar of Interpretations?
As stupid as the Obama administration collectively is, it’s almost possible to believe this is true and not parody. Good find, thanks for posting.
And he’s going to appoint a TELEPROMPTER CZAR.
And he’s going to appoint a TELEPROMPTER CZAR.
What the MF meant to say-Mr.Secretary-Reggie Love
WH interviews candidate for the new Dept
"Lessee, where'd I put dem cement overshoes."
In case you all don’t know (I didn’t), our own GeorgiaDawg32 wrote this piece.....and with no help at all from TOTUS.... ;^)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0052308/bio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
How about the Department of This is what Biden Really Said.
We have smart people.
Wow, powerful story. Thanks.
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