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DUmmie FUnnies 05-21-09 (Outrage Over Senate Voting Against Gitmo Prisoner Release Into USA)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 21, 2009 | Cenk Uygur, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/21/2009 6:40:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The KOmmies are all upset over the fact that the Senate overwhelmingly voted AGAINST funding the release of the Gitmo terrorists into the USA. They are angry at the Senate Democrats for "caving" in to the EVIL Republicans. Their cheerleader is Air America radio host, Cenk Uygur, who posted this KOmmieland THREAD, "World's Dumbest Talking Point Gets Traction." So let us now watch the KOmmies work themselves into a rage over the Senate Democrats not voting to bring the terrorists into the USA in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remembering the problems caused by the Mariel prisoners incarcerated here, is in the [brackets]:

World's Dumbest Talking Point Gets Traction

[Thanx to the Senate Democrats.]

For weeks now, Republicans have been talking about how we can't bring Guantanamo detainees to the US as if we'd be bringing them in for a picnic. They have pretended that bringing them to the US is the same thing as releasing them out in the middle of Kansas or Oklahoma (or right by Ground Zero as the dumbass Peter King suggested). We've talked about this on our show from time to time to mock them mercilessly, but I didn't bother writing about it because who would be dumb enough to believe this inane talking point? Well, now we have our answer. Almost the entire Senate.

[Gee, for a group that is supposedly irrelevant, the Republicans sure seem to have a lot of influence.]

They just voted 90-6 to say that the Obama administration cannot have the funds they need to close Gitmo and bring the detainees for trial here in the US. Rep. King was outraged at the idea that the people who carried out 9/11 would be tried near Ground Zero. Where the hell else would they be tried? That's where the crime happened. That's how our system works. Where are we supposed to try them - on Mars?

[How about we try them in Gitmo, safely away from the mainland?]

FBI Director Robert Mueller testified today in Congress that if they are even held in a prison in the US, they could radicalize the other prisoners. Here are some of the other prisoners at the Supermax in Colorado - the Oklahoma City bomber Terry Nichols, World Trade Center bombers Ramzi Yousef and the Blind Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman, the Unabomber Ted Kaczynski, the Olympic Park bomber Eric Rudolph. Who are the Gitmo detainees going to radicalize, the Unabomber?

[So we should listen to an Air America host rather than the FBI Director?]

The Senate needs to stop giving into Republican fear mongering and recognize that it's about time that we brought the Gitmo detainees to justice here in the United States.

[Bring them into the USA so we can lawyer them up. And now for the KOmmie reaction...]

I'm from Massachusetts. We'll take four. C'mon, you other states; step up.

[Lots of Boston attorneys would love to lawyer them up free.]

Weak Reid probably wears diapers. He is a disgrace, get that man out of the so-called "Majority Leader" position, he acts more like a five-deferment wimpy bed wetter.

[Reid prefers Depends.]

Why do you think a small number of the detainees probably committed enough crimes to put them in jail for the rest of their lives? Why is this more probable than that none of them did?

[All are innocent! Give them blanket amnesty and ship them to Boston.]

They can stay in my apartment if they want. Though I think I can only comfortably house two or three, they won't have to pay rent. All I'll ask is that they teach me their native language. No deal if that's English, though.

[ [Don't forget to fluff their pillows when they go beddy bye.]

I saw Reid on television saying that the Senate was not going to vote to "release" these terrorists onto US streets. I was gobsmacked. WTF is up with Harry Reid?

[I think it is called "re-election."]

it looks like having lost the election, the Republican hold on the American soul is nonetheless unbroken.

[Yup!]

I think Reid sounded so ridiculous because he was lying, plain and simple. Dems don't do pandering to the lowest common denominator well and it annoys me when I see the leadership even try.

[He needed to match the Speaker of the House.]

I'll share my apartment with one and show him what Americans REALLY think of their government.

[Serve him lunch at noon and get your head sawed off at One.]

We know the Bush administration tortured people in Gitmo. That really complicates prosecuting them.

[Who is "we," Kimosabe?]

The real reason they're so afraid of closing Gitmo is that it will reveal how many of the prisoners are not, actually "really bad people." It's all about covering asses, not scary terrorists.

[Considering the latter statment, Ben Burch would love to replace Big Bob as a Gitmo guard.]

Feingold gave a good speech about how this whole argument was a joke, then voted against the funding. Incredible.

[Yeah, I need to hear Russ's explanation of that vote.]


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KEYWORDS: cenkuygur; guantanamo; harryreid; kommies
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Amazing how many KOmmies want to house (and hug) the Gitmo prisoners in their very own homes.
1 posted on 05/21/2009 6:40:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/21/2009 6:41:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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Top 5.


3 posted on 05/21/2009 6:42:18 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Vicks.)
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Oh, all these terrorists are really such nice guys when you get to know them.


4 posted on 05/21/2009 6:43:19 AM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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I wonder why they are called terrorists ...

Good one PJ


5 posted on 05/21/2009 6:43:59 AM PDT by Tarpon (You abolish your responsibilities, you surrender your rights.)
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Amazing how many KOmmies want to house (and hug) the Gitmo prisoners in their very own homes.

And in related news, wearing blindfolds lead to obscured vision.
6 posted on 05/21/2009 6:49:06 AM PDT by Renderofveils (My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabokov)
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Top ten. Back to read...


7 posted on 05/21/2009 6:49:14 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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Amazing how many KOmmies want to house (and hug) the Gitmo prisoners in their very own homes.

I think it's because they hate America almost as much as the detainees; but lack the courage to act. Perhaps by doing some boot-licking to the terrorists, these people hope to atone for their cowardice. I honestly don't believe that they are intelligent enough to understand that if the terrorists win, they will be among the first to face 'convert or die'.

8 posted on 05/21/2009 6:51:01 AM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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What a bunch of sickos!!


9 posted on 05/21/2009 6:52:42 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
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10 posted on 05/21/2009 6:52:48 AM PDT by relictele
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homes.

Basements.

11 posted on 05/21/2009 6:54:51 AM PDT by MaxMax (America's population is 304-Million. Obama must punish America for the other 4.7 Billion)
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LOL! That’s hilarious! Seriously, what is wrong with these people? They want them staying in their apartments? Really?


12 posted on 05/21/2009 6:55:42 AM PDT by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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Top 20...


13 posted on 05/21/2009 6:58:57 AM PDT by Budge (I can hardly wait to start paying more in taxes and 5 dollar a gallon gas!)
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The minute those Gitmo detainees arrive in the US, the ACLU will be falling all over itself to “represent” them.


14 posted on 05/21/2009 6:59:59 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Sarah Palin...Unleashing the Fury of the Castrated Left!")
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To: PJ-Comix; IrishMike; SkyPilot; unkus; flat; Piquaboy; freekitty; ZULU; Candor7; navyguy

House them all at the White House and send any extras to Pelosi, Reid, Feinstein, Boxer, and Murtha. Vote them all out and send them back to the real world they’re destroying.


15 posted on 05/21/2009 7:02:04 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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Amazing how many KOmmies want to house (and hug) the Gitmo prisoners in their very own homes.

Did we really think there was only one Rachel Corrie in the world?

16 posted on 05/21/2009 7:07:57 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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Dick Cheney...you magnificent bastard!

Actually the senate Republicans showed they had a pulse on this one.


17 posted on 05/21/2009 7:10:53 AM PDT by y6162 (uish..)
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Sickos is right. The guy mentioning they can stay in his apartment is unreal.
18 posted on 05/21/2009 7:12:30 AM PDT by Vision (Obama is a jive turkey)
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To: PJ-Comix

90-6.

That's what their beloved Democratic Party really thinks of them.

19 posted on 05/21/2009 7:22:48 AM PDT by denydenydeny ("I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist"-Dr a)
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the Unabomber Ted Kaczynski....Who are the Gitmo detainees going to radicalize, the Unabomber?

Too late. It wouldn't surprise me if Ted had a Daily Kos diary already.

20 posted on 05/21/2009 7:27:51 AM PDT by denydenydeny ("I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist"-Dr a)
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