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Why I Voted Democrat
5/09 | Unknown

Posted on 05/25/2009 8:10:00 PM PDT by KLT

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a** that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.


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My son the NYPD cop sent me this today...got a kick out of it...thought all my fellow Freepers would as well...

FreeGuards to all...

1 posted on 05/25/2009 8:10:01 PM PDT by KLT
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To: KLT; RaceBannon; stand watie; sauropod; StarFan; Cacique; lowbridge; dixiechick2000; Liz; ...

Humerous Ping Y’all..


2 posted on 05/25/2009 8:12:08 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: KLT

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a** that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

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That sums it all up.

Thanks to you and your son.


3 posted on 05/25/2009 8:15:31 PM PDT by unkus
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To: unkus

Voted Democrat because they believed Joe Biden was more competent and intelligent than Sarah Palin.


4 posted on 05/25/2009 8:26:03 PM PDT by bluecollarman (Everybody, looks good...at the starting line......."Paul Thorn")
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To: unkus

“I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a** that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

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That sums it all up.”

Indeed. Why would they ever need to even learn another point of view? They are kinder, gentler and more wonderful than all of us right wing reactionaries who aren’t head over heels in love with Chairman Maobama. I know this has to be true because they and the drive-by media tell me so./sarc.


5 posted on 05/25/2009 8:26:58 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: KLT

I liked it.

I voted democrat because I wanted to see other countries, but I didn’t want to travel to do it.


6 posted on 05/25/2009 8:27:42 PM PDT by Gator113 (Weak-coward-racist-white hating-lying-traitor= Surrender Monkey in Chief-B. Hussein Obama...)
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To: KLT
Why I Voted Democrat

Because ...
1. You're a stinkin commie traitor
2. You're an drooling friggin idiot
3. Some combination of the two ...

7 posted on 05/25/2009 8:28:17 PM PDT by clamper1797 (FUBO ... protege of the unholy union of Karl Marx and affirmative action)
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To: ReformationFan
Chairman Maobama

I like that.

8 posted on 05/25/2009 8:34:09 PM PDT by libh8er
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To: unkus

YQW, he will be thrilled to know y’all like it...will send him the thread...


9 posted on 05/25/2009 8:35:07 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: KLT

http://thepeoplescube.com/

If you haven’t checked through this site,
a ton of facetious humor.


10 posted on 05/25/2009 8:37:10 PM PDT by SoCalPol (Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
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To: KLT

And a thumbs-up to your son the NYPD cop. He’s got his head screwed on straight. Now if he could work on Bloomberg’s noggin with his nightstick a little bit...


11 posted on 05/25/2009 8:38:00 PM PDT by HardStarboard ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule - Mencken knew Obama)
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To: HardStarboard

From your Keyboard to his nightstick....Bloomberg needs a little more then a little reworking...LOL


12 posted on 05/25/2009 8:40:47 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: Gator113

LOL Gator ain’t that the truth...go to Flushing Queens, you’ll think you’re in Hong Kong...


13 posted on 05/25/2009 8:41:49 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: KLT

Best wishes to him and his horse...I hope the Monkey get a shot too...the more the merrier...


14 posted on 05/25/2009 8:42:30 PM PDT by jessduntno (July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
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To: SoCalPol

What a great site....very funny..


15 posted on 05/25/2009 8:46:04 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: KLT
>>>From your Keyboard to his nightstick<<<

Thanks KLT, made my evening!!

16 posted on 05/25/2009 8:53:08 PM PDT by HardStarboard ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule - Mencken knew Obama)
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To: HardStarboard
As you've made mine...

I am so proud of that boy of mine...I can just bust...he's an amazing kid...

17 posted on 05/25/2009 8:55:50 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: clamper1797

I couldn’t have worded it better my self...


18 posted on 05/25/2009 8:57:00 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: KLT

Very funny! And true, too.


19 posted on 05/25/2009 9:08:11 PM PDT by Marysecretary (GOD IS STILL IN CONTROL.)
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To: bluecollarman

And also that Obama had more experience than Sarah Palin in running the country. Now THAT is a big laugh.


20 posted on 05/25/2009 9:08:51 PM PDT by Marysecretary (GOD IS STILL IN CONTROL.)
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To: KLT
I knew right a way a conservative wrote this. Liberals always say, “democratIC”.
21 posted on 05/25/2009 9:13:19 PM PDT by lara
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To: libh8er

“Chairman Maobama
I like that.”

It’s a good one. I can’t claim originality for it. Michael Savage thought that one up.


22 posted on 05/25/2009 9:21:06 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: KLT

I voted democrat because I believe abortion is an effective tool for controlling the human population.

I voted democrat because gun control is the most effective crime prevention plan (even though I have armed guards day & night)

I voted democrat because Michelle Obama is hotter than Palin

I voted democrat because hugging trees is better than hugging people

I voted democrat because gay marriage is the most beautiful marriage ever


23 posted on 05/25/2009 9:31:46 PM PDT by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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To: KLT

Huh. Saw the headline and figured it was another Colin Powell story.


24 posted on 05/25/2009 9:33:00 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Marysecretary

I thought it was appropriate....and funny...kind of the truth..LOL


25 posted on 05/25/2009 11:06:52 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: lara

For sure, no doubt written by a conservative...very telling from the terminology.


26 posted on 05/25/2009 11:09:01 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: clamper1797

4. Dumb as a post


27 posted on 05/25/2009 11:24:54 PM PDT by Atchafalaya (When you're in the basin, that's the best)
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To: KLT
Wouldn't be hard to do a similar one for Republicans.

I voted Republican because I think it's a good idea to nominate a man for President who doesn't agree at all with our platform and agrees with the other party's platform...

(Not really...)

28 posted on 05/25/2009 11:52:29 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (The box is broke. You don't have any choice now but to think outside of it.)
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To: EternalVigilance

2) I voted republican because I think that its great that now the leaders of the GOP keep saying that we have to move left and widen our appeal to attract more “independents.”

Our core values have to change, don’t you know?


29 posted on 05/26/2009 2:26:55 AM PDT by bill1952 (Power is an illusion created between those with power - and those without)
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To: KLT

Pretty well says it all.


30 posted on 05/26/2009 3:34:56 AM PDT by BamaAndy (Heart & Iron; ISBN 1-4137-5397-3.)
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To: KLT

I voted Democrat because I am angry woman trying to strike back at men. The GOP is run by men.


31 posted on 05/26/2009 3:39:41 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Hey GOP follow Dick Cheney's lead)
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To: KLT

"This Democratic slate of candidates looks great."

32 posted on 05/26/2009 7:01:34 AM PDT by Liz (Everything Obama says comes with an expiration date.)
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To: KLT

You have the right to be proud.


33 posted on 05/26/2009 7:07:04 AM PDT by Conservativegreatgrandma
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To: SoCalPol
http://thepeoplescube.com/
If you haven’t checked through this site, a ton of facetious humor.

Thanks for the link. What a great site.

34 posted on 05/26/2009 8:30:20 AM PDT by phredo53
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To: Liz

BWAHAHAHAHA...now that guy has his head up his butt...I love that pic...


35 posted on 05/27/2009 5:15:46 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: Conservativegreatgrandma

Thanks Grandma, it’s truly an honor to be his mother...


36 posted on 05/27/2009 5:16:45 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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