Skip to comments.Why I Voted Democrat
Posted on 05/25/2009 8:10:00 PM PDT by KLT
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a** that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
FreeGuards to all...
Humerous Ping Y’all..
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a** that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.
That sums it all up.
Thanks to you and your son.
Voted Democrat because they believed Joe Biden was more competent and intelligent than Sarah Palin.
“I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a** that it is unlikely that Ill ever have another point of view.
That sums it all up.”
Indeed. Why would they ever need to even learn another point of view? They are kinder, gentler and more wonderful than all of us right wing reactionaries who aren’t head over heels in love with Chairman Maobama. I know this has to be true because they and the drive-by media tell me so./sarc.
I liked it.
I voted democrat because I wanted to see other countries, but I didn’t want to travel to do it.
1. You're a stinkin commie traitor
2. You're an drooling friggin idiot
3. Some combination of the two ...
I like that.
YQW, he will be thrilled to know y’all like it...will send him the thread...
If you haven’t checked through this site,
a ton of facetious humor.
And a thumbs-up to your son the NYPD cop. He’s got his head screwed on straight. Now if he could work on Bloomberg’s noggin with his nightstick a little bit...
From your Keyboard to his nightstick....Bloomberg needs a little more then a little reworking...LOL
LOL Gator ain’t that the truth...go to Flushing Queens, you’ll think you’re in Hong Kong...
Best wishes to him and his horse...I hope the Monkey get a shot too...the more the merrier...
What a great site....very funny..
Thanks KLT, made my evening!!
I am so proud of that boy of mine...I can just bust...he's an amazing kid...
I couldn’t have worded it better my self...
Very funny! And true, too.
And also that Obama had more experience than Sarah Palin in running the country. Now THAT is a big laugh.