14 Commandments Of The Religious Left

Elective Decisions ^ | 06/06/09 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

New York—On a June 29, 1994 show of Rush Limbaugh The Television Show, Rush listed the fourteen commandments of the religious left. All were hilarious, but all were so true. Below are the 14 Commandments of the Religious Left, as ranked by Rush Limbaugh and in no particular order:

Thou shalt have no other God except thyself; after all, it’s thy self-esteem that counts. If thee don’t love thee, who will?

Thou shalt not make any graven images out of any substances which cannot be recycled.

Thou shalt not take the name of liberals in criticism, including feminists, racial minorities, or any person who thinks he is a victim of America.

Remember the anniversary of Roe vs. Wade & Anita Hill’s testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, and keep them holy.

Honor thy mother. If she’s dysfunctional, it is thy father’s fault.

Thou shalt not kill. With these exceptions: life forms under the second trimester and those opting for medically assisted suicides.

Thou shalt not commit adultery. Unless thou aspire to high political office, use a condom, or thou cannot help it.

[writer33]

To read all fourteen or watch the video, click the link as the week long tribute to Rush Limbaugh continues.

[writer33]

Ping!

[ThreePuttinDude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7oYSoulZYg&feature=player_embedded

[oblomov]

>>Thou shalt have no other God except thyself; after all, it’s thy self-esteem that counts.

I disagree; to the left, the self is just a vessel for the will of the state. To the extent that self-expression might undermine institutions that traditionally served as intermediaries between state and individual, self-expression is encouraged.

[writer33]

Thanks for posting the link. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

I disagree; to the left, the self is just a vessel for the will of the state. To the extent that self-expression might undermine institutions that traditionally served as intermediaries between state and individual, self-expression is encouraged.

I can see the argument. These are just his as he put out in 1994.

[SierraWasp]

Now, how about Rush’s list of “the undeniable truths of life?” A classic if there ever was one!!!

[writer33]

Yep, I guess we can do that one again.

[SierraWasp]

Ooops, I musta mist it when ya did it before... Sorry.

[writer33]

It was a long time ago. Before I even had the blog.

[genghis]

Thou shalt not steal. Unless thou art disadavanted or upset with a jury verdict.

or thou works for the government.

[writer33]

Nice addition, ghengis. That seems to be most appropriate to this date.

[Blood of Tyrants]

15. Thous shalt not condemn any perversion nor any person or religion except Christians.

[writer33]

That’s a nice addition. Seems to be most appropriate in the current climate. Good one, BOT.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT