Posted on 07/21/2009 7:01:01 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama threatened to resign today if he can’t have Susan Boyle’s 9 p.m. timeslot on NBC Wednesday to try to drum up support for his sagging plan for health care “reform.”
“Yesterday, I said it wasn’t about me. I friggin’ lied. IT IS!” he said this morning during an impromptu press conference at the White House, visibly angry and, strangely, not reading from a teleprompter. “This health care bill WILL pass. And you WILL give me that 9 p.m. timeslot, NBC. If I don’t get it…I’m gonna…I’m gonna….I’m gonna quit! You’ll be stuck with Slapstick for president. Live with it. You’ll be sorry!”
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LOL - Thanks for the laugh.
He is the POTUS. And the P doesn’t stand for president.
The idea of him having a real meltdown is frightening. Remember, he has his finger on the nuclear button, and could hold the entire world hostage.
Crazy Uncle Joe for Prez.!
He is the POTUS. And the P doesn’t stand for president.
**If I don’t get it…I’m gonna…I’m gonna….I’m gonna quit! You’ll be stuck with Slapstick for president.**
Fine... GO ... don’t let the door hitya etc etc.
We’ll survive without you. probably better than WITH you.
Obama has very thin skin. If the media ever really turns on him, his head will explode.
“...If the media ever really turns on him, his head will explode.”
Fine with me as long as I don’t have to clean it up.
Are you sure this is satire?!
BWAHAHAHA!!!
Don’t you just wish this wasn’t satire? It would be really nice if he would just quit!
Care to share the new acronym for us mild curiosity?
P = Poussay, or spelled differently, and alternate term for cat.
POTUS: Piece Of The Uh . . S (what does the “s” stand for)?
Wanna place bets on how fast nbc capitulates?
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