Press Secretary Denies President Is Compiling “Enemies List”

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 8 August 2009 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

The Obama Administration’s call for its supporters to take down names and addresses of those speaking out against the President’s health care legislation has sparked fears that he is compiling an “enemies list” for future retaliation.

“Not so,” says Robert Gibbs, the President’s Press Secretary. “An ‘enemies list’ implies that we would seek to harm those whose names fall into our hands. Nothing could be further from the truth.”

Gibbs insisted that the list would only be used for constructive purposes. “There’s a lot of misinformation about the President’s program floating around out there,” he contended. “Getting the correct information out is a difficult task. Having a list of those who are already victims of this misinformation will enable us to better target our remedial efforts.”

A remedial effort under consideration is how best to “reeducate” the misinformed. “For example, these people could be scheduled to listen to an exposition of the truth from well-informed government officials,” Gibbs offered. “An all stations simulcast TV briefing by the President and selected experts would be an obvious first option. More intensive formats for conveying the correct view of the plan could be conducted for the ‘hard-to-persuade’ later, if needed.”

[ScaniaBoy]

"those whose names fall into our hands"

I'm speechless.

[sanjoaquinvalley]

A remedial effort under consideration is how best to “reeducate” the misinformed.
Camps with razor wire?

[GeronL]

I am sure that when the names and addresses are handed to the ACORN, SEIU thugs and OFA that its all “constructive” when they beat people to a pulp.

[Carley]

We already knew we were targets. And not for anything remotely resembling constructive.

At least he’s not continuing the big lie that the list doesn’t exist.

[BILL_C]

Nothing could be further from the truth

I already KNOW for sure these clowns are liars so why would I ever believe anything they say now?

[mware]

A remedial effort under consideration is how best to “reeducate” the misinformed

This does not bode well.

[Quickgun]

I’m going to give them my own name, So we’ll see. Maybe a few of them will come to my house and “straighten me out”!

[ScaniaBoy]

LOL!!!

You got me there! Really good one! (But I cold really see Gibbs saying those things... does not bode well.)

[arthurus]

The administration is compiling an Enemies List. If Hussein manages to inflict his healthcare plan that list will determine much of who gets care and who does not, who becomes eligible first for surprise euthanasia.

[ExTexasRedhead]

Sound familiar; like other dictators in history?

[SolidWood]

Two totalitarian collectivist liars with an enemy list.

[arthurus]

these people could be scheduled to listen to an exposition of the truth from well-informed government officials,

These are the ACORNS who come to your door to explain, Chicago style, where you have been wrong. They will adjust your thinking for you at no charge.

[arthurus]

This claims to be satire but I would class it as infomed speculation.

[Rome2000]

This is satire, right?

[Jeffrey_D.]

Both links are DOA?

[paulycy]

“An ‘enemies list’ implies that we would seek to harm those whose names fall into our hands. Nothing could be further from the truth.”

"We're actually going to reward those who oppose us. We need the names and addresses to send them their gifts."

[Jeffrey_D.]

“This is satire, right?”

Where is John?

or is this another self-promoting blogger? (had to ask)

[sanjoaquinvalley]

It is for now. But at the rate things are going ——

[Blackhawk]

When it becomes near impossible to determine satire from reality it is time back into a corner with the muzzle pointing out.

[nufsed]

Ministry of Misinformation

[bergmeid]

The misinformed. That’s us, the dumba$$es.

[freekitty]

Yep

[texas booster]

When I read satire from IowaHawk I laugh out loud, since it starts off with a bite of truth and then stretches it out. Way out.

Semmens aka “AzConservative” is so close to what libs mean that I have to check before my blood pressure goes up. It is like he tells us what they really mean behind the platitudes they use.

Keep it up, John.

[Tijeras_Slim]

You got me! And I should know better!

[popdonnelly]

He’s using private citizens to collect information on other private citizens. Is that clear enough?

[popdonnelly]

There are weak losers in every society who want to feel important by “turning in” their fellow citizens.

[B-Cause]

He’s using private citizens to collect information on other private citizens. Is that clear enough?

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Very well said, popdonnelly - keep it up!

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[Nateman]

[50mm]

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