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BREAKING! Secret Death Panel Orders Democrats to Take the Blue Pill
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 9/2/2009 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 09/02/2009 6:52:21 PM PDT by bloodmeridian

WASHINGTON -- Rather than continuing to fund expensive health care for foundering politicians, particularly when the president brags he’s “got a doctor who follows me everywhere,” a secret panel of bureaucrats has ordered Democrats to take the blue pill.

The decision comes as President Barack Obama’s agenda continues to crumble, evidenced by a cap and tax bill going nowhere in the Senate and a contentious health care plan that no longer offers a public option and a plummeting approval rating hovering just barely above 40 percent only 8 months after his inauguration.

This means that Democrats will continue to live in bliss, ignorant of their fractious factions having no idea whatsoever how to be a real party and coalesce under a potentially crushing majority and of their predictable ability to self destruct and of their lack of understanding of why millions of Americans are attending Tea Parties, Recess Rallies, and Town Hall meetings in anger, to protest federal insanity not seen since the 1960s.

(Excerpt) Read more at feedyouradhd.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: democrats; ezekielemmanuel; obama; satire

1 posted on 09/02/2009 6:52:21 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

The red pill, dammit, the red pill!


2 posted on 09/02/2009 6:53:12 PM PDT by dynachrome (I am Jim Thompson!)
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To: bloodmeridian

Viagra?


3 posted on 09/02/2009 7:01:13 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

as reffered to in the movie the Matrix


4 posted on 09/02/2009 7:04:53 PM PDT by jedi150
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To: jedi150

I know... but “viagra” makes the headline much more.... interesting (humorous).


5 posted on 09/02/2009 7:10:07 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: bloodmeridian

Follow the White Rabbit. Neo, welcome to the Real World. The Matrix is all around you./Just Asking - seoul62......


6 posted on 09/02/2009 7:15:58 PM PDT by seoul62
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To: bloodmeridian

How do the American people notify them that they can start packing their offices now? They’re toast and too clueless to realize it.


7 posted on 09/02/2009 7:31:50 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: ExTexasRedhead

Blue Pill...Viagra? That’s what’s needed in Congress, more boners?


8 posted on 09/02/2009 7:34:19 PM PDT by libertyhoundusnr
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To: seoul62; All
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call

With thanks to Jefferson Airplane...

9 posted on 09/02/2009 8:03:30 PM PDT by az_gila (AZ - need less democrats - one Governor down... more to go.)
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To: az_gila

Cool, dope lyrics. The Matrix is all around us. What’s next: MAO SUITS AND A LITTLE RED BOOK????? Coming soon to your very own living room a Portrait of our dear leader that will be required by law to be hung up in the center of your living room./Just Asking - seoul62.......


10 posted on 09/02/2009 8:12:48 PM PDT by seoul62
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To: bloodmeridian

bump


11 posted on 09/03/2009 6:01:12 AM PDT by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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