Posted on 09/12/2009 7:55:44 PM PDT by B-Chan
As a snob, I have little use for the typical NASCAR-watching, foam-hat-wearing, tract-house-dwelling American lump. I find such people to be boorish, clownish, and largely incapable of rational thought.
And the upper crust of the Republican Party feels the same way that I do. They detest the average American.
However, at least I’m not going around pretending to be a friend of the common man. I’m open about my better-than-thou attitude, which is one of the many reasons you will never see me running for any political office. The same can’t be said for the typical GOP “representative”. He or she lies about his or her feelings towards the people who elect them. Republican politicians pretend that they are “just plain folks”, working for the best interests of the average truck-drivin’, bass-fishin’, wage-earnin’ Sam and Susie, when in reality most of them are the same slimeball car dealers, bank managers, and lawyers who make their livings ripping Sam and Susie off.
Attention, Walmart shoppers: if you ever want to have any real political power, you are going to have to quit voting for the Republican Party. You are going to have to elect someone like yourselves — a dumb, snake-handling hick with a smooth line of BS and enough native animal cunning to take the Smart Guys on and win. You need a combination of Larry the Cable Guy and John Dillinger, some guy who drinks Lite beer, has eight kids by six mothers, and can fix a truck while drunk. You need Lester, Leroy, Lonnie, or Bubba up there in Congress.
Of course, if this happens, the Average Joes will just turn the country into a larger version of the trailer parks they all come from, but I’d rather see them ruin things in their smelly, grotesque, all-too-human way than watch America engineered into a gulag by a bunch of pseudo-intellectual affirmative action cases and the hyper-rich cyborg capitalist slime who pull their strings.
Only the raw, unwashed force of White Trash can destroy the two-party structure that runs America. As a card-carrying snob, I exhort the average American to seize the reins of power. Rise from your fetid, piss-reeking, crumb-encrusted living room couches, Walmart shoppers, and smash the state!
LOL!
So, you dislike native, southern, white Protestants, and anyone like them. You're not alone, there, but you don't like the company of those who agree with you, let alone their political bent. So, you're stuck with us, aghast.
You're a very conflicted person, B-Chan. Go find your precious monarchy, if you can quit us, lol. We certainly don't want monarchy, not now, and not when our fourth, fifth or sixth great grandfathers fought and won the Revolution that gave you the right to make yourself sound like the effete poseurs we defeated.
All that and not a word about dove hunting. Hell, I thought it was September.
I prefer paper backs.
Here’s my question:
“When General Jackson posed for his statue
did he stand barefoot, blinking and blank?”
So many of those trash guys died and were wounded, saving the world from Hitler and his racism.
Guilty as charged, I guess.
Leave the donkey out of it.
Peace.
Only if we let such words be hurtful. As a whitey, I could not care less if I am called a cracker, honky or whatnot. I refuse to lower myself by insisting on making a federal case out of every instance in which someone uses a stupid word to describe people who look like me.
Should be: Guilty as charged, I reckon.
Semper~Fi
Good attitude. Kudos.
Better not get any crumbs on your couch, the author will send the department of health over and put the entire state of Texas in a bio-hazard bag.
I reckon.
Semper Fi.
To quote Montie Python:
“That’s the kind of Phylistiene Pig Ignorance we’ve come to expect from you non-productive garbage.”
I’ve seen this kind of mindless, Neo-Marxist, bed-wetting, Exorcist pea soup spitting before. It’s done from low rent appartment dwellers on perpetual welfare that couldn’t keep a job. Their best know accomplishments are their abbility to fake Turette Syndrome to legitimize their SSI checks.
They laugh amoung themselves cooking up their spew like a circle jerk party or a bunch of freaks lighting their own farts.
It would be cheeper and expend less effort if they left the US and moved to the “socialist utopia” (ha ha) that they so brag about. But instead, because they can’t do the math, they go about like insaine roaches destroying and grafting from the neighborhood they live.
They hand out medals to themselves lacking from the start the most important part of where the medal rests, THE CHEST TO PIN IT ON.
The real insaine part of their stupidity is that they think they will gain from all their efforts. As has occurred with every false utopia these same fools have signed on to over the course of human hystory, they won’t obtain anything from those spouting the false promises to them, they are low on the food chain, the usefull idiots, and they will be the first to be dead by the hand of the false prophet they served.
oops in a hurry, could have inserted spellcheck. No matter. Predictable as dogsh*t eaters they are, they will focus in on spelling and miss the point.
Talk about proof of the brat ignorance they have? There it is.
I think they are saying you smell....
Oh, is that it? So much of the semi-literate scrawl that passes my way these days is hard to decipher. Thanks for the translation!
Yea. I thought it would be over your head.
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