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White (Trash) Power!
The Bitpig Rant ^ | 2009.09.12 | Bitpig [B-Chan]

Posted on 09/12/2009 7:55:44 PM PDT by B-Chan

As a snob, I have little use for the typical NASCAR-watching, foam-hat-wearing, tract-house-dwelling American lump. I find such people to be boorish, clownish, and largely incapable of rational thought.

And the upper crust of the Republican Party feels the same way that I do. They detest the average American.

However, at least I’m not going around pretending to be a friend of the common man. I’m open about my better-than-thou attitude, which is one of the many reasons you will never see me running for any political office. The same can’t be said for the typical GOP “representative”. He or she lies about his or her feelings towards the people who elect them. Republican politicians pretend that they are “just plain folks”, working for the best interests of the average truck-drivin’, bass-fishin’, wage-earnin’ Sam and Susie, when in reality most of them are the same slimeball car dealers, bank managers, and lawyers who make their livings ripping Sam and Susie off.

Attention, Walmart shoppers: if you ever want to have any real political power, you are going to have to quit voting for the Republican Party. You are going to have to elect someone like yourselves — a dumb, snake-handling hick with a smooth line of BS and enough native animal cunning to take the Smart Guys on and win. You need a combination of Larry the Cable Guy and John Dillinger, some guy who drinks Lite beer, has eight kids by six mothers, and can fix a truck while drunk. You need Lester, Leroy, Lonnie, or Bubba up there in Congress.

Of course, if this happens, the Average Joes will just turn the country into a larger version of the trailer parks they all come from, but I’d rather see them ruin things in their smelly, grotesque, all-too-human way than watch America engineered into a gulag by a bunch of pseudo-intellectual affirmative action cases and the hyper-rich cyborg capitalist slime who pull their strings.

Only the raw, unwashed force of White Trash can destroy the two-party structure that runs America. As a card-carrying snob, I exhort the average American to seize the reins of power. Rise from your fetid, piss-reeking, crumb-encrusted living room couches, Walmart shoppers, and smash the state!


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: elitism; politics; republican; silliness; whitetrash
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To: PRO 1

You got me, Perfesser!


41 posted on 09/12/2009 9:56:14 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan

Wasn’t that difficult. /yawn

It’s amazing what Dicon rat poison can accomplish.


42 posted on 09/12/2009 10:01:40 PM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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To: B-Chan

I think Mike Huckabee is your guy.


43 posted on 09/12/2009 10:08:11 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: B-Chan
Semi-literate? I thought it was fairly in-depth.

I think you may need to learn the lesson I learned a few years ago. I asked an uneducated blue collar worker why he never went to school to contribute something "real" to the world before he died. He looked me in the eye with calm sincerity said, "Everyone has their place in this world and we all have something to give. The important thing is that we all do the best that we can to make it all work for everyone". It humbled me.

Stop expecting everyone to live up to the expectations you place on yourself. Some are happy to live a humble life..in fact, they are proud of it. They don't ask for much but just a little respect and understanding.....

44 posted on 09/12/2009 10:09:16 PM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: B-Chan

Your post IMHO, is the epitome of true “trash”.

(... and you say you are a Catholic in your tag.. shameful)


45 posted on 09/12/2009 10:13:59 PM PDT by antceecee (Bless us Father.. have m ercy on us and protect us from evil.)
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To: Earthdweller
I thought B-Chan needed a therapist.

You appear to be the perfect witch doctor for him. Maybe a little of that peyote you toke will help him. Throw in a little pubic hair of Polosi and crotch fungus of Barny Frank and voooooaallllaaa B-Chan will be his old rational self again.

46 posted on 09/12/2009 10:19:29 PM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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To: PRO 1
" Maybe a little of that peyote you toke will help him.

I'm not a witch doctor. My mother was Catholic and my father Protestant. I have some understanding of the misunderstandings between the two religions. My loving father lead me to be a Protestant..and you sir are not like any Protestant I have ever met. Christians do not throw Bible bricks at other Christians. We have common enemies to fight. Stand together or fall one at a time.

47 posted on 09/12/2009 10:30:14 PM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: B-Chan
You need a combination of Larry the Cable Guy and John Dillinger

hate to break it to you, but not even Larry the Cable Guy is a real Southerner/NASCAR guy. There are YouTube clips of him without his accent doing observational Seinfeld-type comedy in the 80s. He's actually from Nebraska & Florida!
48 posted on 09/12/2009 10:33:43 PM PDT by fours
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To: RegulatorCountry
Won't BChan be surprised when he stands in front of the Great White Throne Judgment as see the saints gathered around the throne. I hope the Father challenges him to repeat word for word what he just wrote in his essay. Think he'll be able to do it? I think not.

Death the GREAT LEVELER.

49 posted on 09/12/2009 10:46:55 PM PDT by ladyL (..)
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To: fours

Larry the Cable Guy is a fictional character.


50 posted on 09/12/2009 10:58:40 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: ladyL

I have a lot worse than that for which I’ll have to answer. May God have mercy upon us all.


51 posted on 09/12/2009 10:59:39 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: Yardstick

LOL! I’d never vote for that clown. He’s a step in the right direction for Walmart Shoppers, though.


52 posted on 09/12/2009 11:01:30 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: RegulatorCountry
You wouldn't know genuine white trash if they took you out muddin’ and dumped you in the swamp.

Au contraire. I graduated from the public high school in Texarkana, Texas. I walked among them for years, witnessing their savage ways, and barely escaped alive to tell the tale.

They're still out there, breeding... cooking meth... applying Bondo to T-top '81 Pontiac Firebirds. Come the day when televised sports go off the air and Lite beer deliveries fail, their primitive rage will expland beyond the ability of crackpot preachers and corrupt East Texas cops to contain.

And then... THE HARVEST...

53 posted on 09/12/2009 11:07:42 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan
Larry the Cable Guy is a fictional character.

Oh, I get it, right. Well so are lots of people, then... "B-Chan" might well be a fictional character as well.
54 posted on 09/12/2009 11:12:23 PM PDT by fours
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To: fours

55 posted on 09/12/2009 11:15:16 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan

What are you talking about? Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? F***** Charlie Chan, B-Chan?


56 posted on 09/12/2009 11:17:16 PM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: Clemenza

See what I’m dealing with here? Infants. I’m f_____g dealin’ with infants.


57 posted on 09/12/2009 11:39:37 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: Earthdweller
Well bro let's just start off with a little lesson in spiritual precept ion and awareness now that you brokered the topic.

In dealing with the kind of depravity as demonstrated by what was the authorship and inspiration to post the article at the beginning of this thread, the worst thing you can apply is sugar coated Jesus crap. You use a ball bat.

Why? Because before anyone could ever come close to ascertaining productively the concepts of what one would refer to a biblical truth or genuine spiritual aid, you've got to demonstrate the basic ability to be honest with the baby blocks kind of truths in life.

If B-Chan had the wax out of his ears, he got the point of my last paragraph of my first post. What ever the origin was or where ever he got it from, it's a sure bet those ba$tards don't give a sh*t about him. Maybe he got it. Maybe he equally doesn't give a sh*t. Doesn't change the truth.

The battlefield is always the mind. And unfortunately the brain of the container that holds crap ALWAYS gets crapped on. With your mind YOU choose what goes in it. If you choose wrongly, don't be shocked if somewhere along the line you get the ball bat. Better that the ball bat is in words than in the ultimate consequence of the stupid choice you made. In this case it's death. The true enemy of any man is error.

“Christians do not throw Bible bricks at other Christians”???

Chapter and verse please.

Sometimes depravity gets people the ultimate consequence Christian or not. I refer to the Apostle Paul as he confronted certain “Christians” not conducting themselves in a “Christian” way and the truth “brick” clobbered them to the point of death. Paul nor anyone else laid a hand on them. Just poof. TOAST.

You think Jesus was all “sweetness and light” as many Christians erroneously perceive it? When Christ called the religious leaders of that time “Whited Sepulchers” most Christians, ignorant of biblical truth go, Ho Hum ok next verse. They don't get it.

In that time, in that culture, if you called someone a “whited sepulcher” you were saying the equivalent in that age of the most severe curse word you could hear today. Mother F*ker, Ba$tard, A$$ Wipe, Cu*t, take your pick. And from the mouth of Jesus Christ. He ALWAYS did the Father's will, so you can safely place the assumption in there that God told him to say it. Because they were as corrupt, low life, scum sucking punks as are in the Whitehouse and Congress today. Lying Ba$tards all of them. So what do they deserve for their depravity? THE BALL BAT. Damn straight.

To do anything less than what is right and deserved is to intentionally water down truth in the hopes someone will be drawn to a lower standard. You don't do God, yourself, or the person you are attempting to help any favors. When you get honest, really want to, then’s when you're going to get answers and correspondingly good results. Outside of that, you can go right ahead and be as bitter and mean-assed as you want, you're just heading for the next brick wall with your own skull.

58 posted on 09/12/2009 11:43:41 PM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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To: Earthdweller

B-Chan’s just the moron type headed for the brick wall.

Don’t enter my universe. I’ll smoke you myself.


59 posted on 09/12/2009 11:50:09 PM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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To: antceecee

I’ve witnessed more evil crap procede from the Catholic religion than any other flavor in the ice cream store.

Many frustrated with the hypocracy in the supposed “name of God” have turned into the most damdable human beings on the planet.

When certain people are confronted or find themselves in the unfortunate circumstance where they are victums of the corruption of that religion they become the most hatefilled animals on two legs.


60 posted on 09/13/2009 12:11:21 AM PDT by PRO 1 (POX on posters who's political bent causes them to refuse to be confused by the FACTS!!!!!!)
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